🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Bucephalus]

He also posted a close-up of the receipt:

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I think the Indominus rex and the Batmobile are good birthday gifts for Xander, and the smaller dinosaur and the Reese's Cups are decent padding, but I can't imagine the cheap plushies will hold his attention for long. And getting the black Spider-Man for your white son is... weird.

Overall, 6/10, considering the (painfully) obvious budget constraints. It's satisfactory. Maybe even a little above average. It's just a shame that he'd only do this for one of his children.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph, as usual, is retarded. Hospice is a type of palliative care, not a separate thing from palliative care.

No it’s just Ralph trying to get a stupid win. If you’re medically stable enough and have capable at home care, doctors will prefer to keep you at home instead of a third party. Ralph just confuses “hospice” with the time he abandoned his mother and let her die.

 

[break these cuffs]

He also posted a close-up of the receipt:
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I think the Indominus rex and the Batmobile are good birthday gifts for Xander, and the smaller dinosaur and the Reese's Cups are decent padding, but I can't imagine the cheap plushies will hold his attention for long. And getting the black Spider-Man for your white son is... weird.

Overall, 6/10, considering the (painfully) obvious budget constraints. It's satisfactory. Maybe even a little above average. It's just a shame that he'd only do this for one of his children.

That's great. When are you going to post pictures of Xander getting those gifts? Oh wait, he can't because he's a subhuman piece of shit. Gunt is a broke deadbeat dad who flashes how much he luvs his keedz on social media. He's is the same as the nigger rappers on Cribs who'd rent a bunch of shit at someone else's house to film an episode.

Xander isn't getting those presents. Ralph is too poor to afford them, even to own the Karen Fags.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Of course Ralph is a retard and doesn't know that palliative is an umbrella term.

More proof (as if we needed it) that Ralph was totally uninvolved with Sandra's care toward the end of her life. He left her to die with only medical staff around her. Unforgivable.

 

[Red Frida]

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"GAWD DAM YEWWWWWW HARUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!"

A salmon dying after reproduction to provide biomass to its spawning grounds arguably provides more for its next generation than natural science expert Ethan does for his.
He thinks pumping and dumping bitches is adequate for humans to reproduce viable offspring when if he lived at any time other than within the last 100 years without a welfare state his kids would've ended up homeless street urchins.

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph pokes Jim a bit and Jim begins crashing out posting his anime dungeon lol.

Also lmao at Ralph's very schizo post about visiting his son. I didn't think the plexi glass thing is real but Jesus and the constant framing himself as a victim like my man there's a reason you're visits have to happen this way and you said it yourself, you'll corrupt your kids

 

[sufferhorse]

you know what a good gift woulda been?. dying last week.
or maybe not showing again the revenge porn of the mother of your kid, or threatening the mother of your kids all week even if she said anything about the subject.

But yeah a little bit of chinese imported plastic makes up for it.

Rehabilitated ralph arc starts NOW: father of the year episode.

 

[BoomerPrime]

It wouldn't shock me if Jim outlived Ralph. If Ralph doesnt OD, im sure liver or heart disease will get him.

I said this in Jim's thread, but the funniest outcome is indeed if the crippled guy with stage 46 CancerAids outlives the drug abusing gunted alcoholic.

Not sure if this is a bad thing. Not having a hollering hog in your life is a blessing, in my opinion

It is indeed the best gift Ralph can give his daughter, given how he has treated all the women in his life.

Spoiler: Minor Power Leveling

Without getting into it too much, my wife's parents went through an ugly divorce when she was in junior high. It lasted years, and essentially was caused because her father was an abusive, alcoholic drug addict. Fast forward to current year, several decades after the fact, and she still doesn't sleep well because of him, she gets nervous when cars happen to pull over outside the house, we had a cop with his picture outside our wedding ceremony, etc. etc. I mean it when I say the best thing Ralph can give Rozy is to fuck off from her life.

 

[ascension failure]

Ralph reveals why he shopped at Target. It's because he's using Google Pay to pay for everything.

 

[sufferhorse]

he is SO destitute that he cant buy his son a cake unless is with some random emoney platform, because he aint got no cash, and also did not plan ahead AT ALL.

broken promise: achieved

cake: not bought.

revenge porn: rerunned.

 

[Obscura539]

Ronnie was a schizophrenic stabbing ass rapist and STILL was a better father than Ethan. When was the last time Ethan read Xander a story to sleep? Ronnie managed to stay around for at least a decade before he decided he was done beating Sandra while Ethan hid and watched.

Ethan seeking ass-pats for doing the minimum is absurd. How about getting his life together so he can be more involved a meaningful way. Xander is probably 7th or 8th on the Gunt’s list of priorities. Rozy or Roxy isn’t even on it. Ethan can barely provide for himself.

Even if he had full custody, what sort of life could he offer his children? He currently cannot afford adequate housing near the mothers in California or New York. He can’t afford their medical insurance. He cannot survive with access to cheap drugs. He is incapable of establishing a clean, safe environment suitable for small children. Ethan crashes into trash on stream regularly, imagine what the rest of the house is like.

Ethan, you’re delusional if you believe you can be a decent father at your current state. Your children would be better off if they had Ronnie as a father. You’re fucking it up, bud. Stop blaming everyone else for your dumbass decisions. This receipt flaunting is pathetic, but on brand for you. Please, get your shit together.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph reveals why he shopped at Target. It's because he's using Google Pay to pay for everything.

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Wow, so the plan was cake and balloons (appropriate and kids that age love balloons) and the reality was chocolate milk and some cheap plastic toys.

Target sells kid craft sets, shit a 4 year olds enjoy like a woodcut out and paint. Ralph could have gotten an activity craft to do with Xander to make something together for his birthday. He’d at least remember that vs more pointless chineseum.

God knows Ralph is allergic to books and wouldn’t read to his kid, but there are even kids books about supervised visits, as depressing as that is. Or “where the wild things are” if he doesn’t not to dwell on his reality.

 

[There She Glows]

No it’s just Ralph trying to get a stupid win. If you’re medically stable enough and have capable at home care, doctors will prefer to keep you at home instead of a third party. Ralph just confuses “hospice” with the time he abandoned his mother and let her die.

Hospice is end of life care. You can do in-home hospice. Ralph is still wrong because palliative care is when you stop trying to cure and focus on keeping the patient comfortable, you can be dying without doing palliative care.

 

[JAKL II]

"Reading is for faggots." - Southern Dingo

Ralph is just following the mantra of his most successful gunt licker.

 

[Telvanni]

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He's largely correct but only to an extent.
The Roman Emperors who which he also loves to mention, were the largest faggots known to man often had no children and a side bussy.
They, are still remembered to this day and their achievements.
Now, is the morale of this story that we suck dick for cock? No. Besides, the greatest emperors were tops, not bottoms (Like Ralph)
The point is there is more you can do to spread your memetics rather solely genetically.

 

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

By Ralph standards this is good. I’d be more concerned about him showing up smelling like shit!

Dirtiest ape in the zoo!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He's largely correct but only to an extent.
The Roman Emperors who which he also loves to mention, were the largest faggots known to man often had no children and a side bussy.
They, are still remembered to this day and their achievements.
Now, is the morale of this story that we suck dick for cock? No. Besides, the greatest emperors were tops, not bottoms (Like Ralph)
The point is there is more you can do to spread your memetics rather solely genetically.

George Washington had no biological children, yet is the father of a great nation.

Having and rearing children is part of life, but for people like Ralph that accomplish nothing it’s the only rope they can cling to. Siring a child is incidental, it’s the rearing that matters. George Washington did raise step-children and several nieces and nephews, so he still experienced raising children unlike Ralph.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph reveals why he shopped at Target. It's because he's using Google Pay to pay for everything.

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Looks like Ralph can only shop at places that allow him to extract money from his mothers paypal account. I guess that's why the truck has gone missing because he can't pay for gas in mexico with his phone; probably why he door dashes groceries all the time too, can't enter establishments that do not accept Google Pay.
It's like that thing with Vampires where they cant enter a home without being invited in, only instead of a vampire it's a pig monster with necrophiliac tendencies, and the invitation is whether or not a self checkout register will accept your digital dollars.

 

[Die For Me!]

Only the best styrofoam for the host of the illustrious #Killstream

https://archive.is/nM1kB

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph currently being ubered to see his son with two balloons, also got a receipt gay log so no I didn't steal them bitch

https://archive.is/5lf7I