Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[WeeGee]

This is an edit he attempted to make to one of his talk pages. Don't know what the fuck he expected, since none of his other socks' edits were approved. He tried to go on a blanking spree in addition to this edit. All were promptly rejected.

Can't say I'm surprised honestly, four socks on the wiki and still hasn't learned shit. I guess learning isn't for everyone.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Found stock footage of when Ryan's infatuation with Bart started.

Spoiler: The beginning of it all

 

[WeeGee]

Since things went quiet last night, I had the chance to do so internet archaeology and have found some golden artifacts, stay tuned.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Since things went quiet last night, I had the chance to do so internet archaeology and have found some golden artifacts, stay tuned.

This is good news. If it's juicy enough Ryan will probably come and throw yet another tantrum. Thanks man.

 

[WeeGee]

This is good news. If it's juicy enough Ryan will probably come and throw yet another tantrum. Thanks man.

For now, he's probably enjoying a nice cup of Bart Joe.

Edit:
More epic lulz from the wiki, courtesy of @Darwin Watterson

Unblock[edit]
I'll unblock you if you write me a 1,000 word essay on why I should without using any vowels.Darwin2288 (talk) 05:30, 27 February 2017 (UTC)

*And how the hell am I supposed to write it without vowels.

• Should've thought of that before you went and shat up the wiki with your re.tarded vandalism, huh? So when can I expect that essay? Darwin2288 (talk) 17:10, 23 March 2017 (UTC)

Never. Do it now!

• Don't give me orders or else I'll bar you from editing your talk page, too. You have two options: the essay, or the song/dance/music video. Oh, and since you wanted to be all uppity and defiant, now the song has to be ten minutes in length, with each verse being unique and different. Darwin2288 (talk) 02:00, 25 March 2017 (UTC)

You're not my father. You don't tell me what to do! Sped! And undo WeeGee's changes with the Bart's butt screencap. He is really starting to piss me off!

By the way, there is a third option. Alas, it involves.....murder.

That may be the solution to it all.

• I warned you. Enjoy not being able to edit your talk page Darwin2288 (talk) 18:22, 25 March 2017 (UTC)

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Literally says "let SolidMario have what he wants." Also gotta love the classic "look in your heart" appeal. I think Mr. Loomis went to the Christian Weston Chandler School of Negotiation.

Perhaps he could try melting my icy heart with a cool island song?

EDIT: He responded.

 

[Jacquetta]

Yeah, a site with a pretty large percentage of diagnosed autistic users is totally discriminating against him for being autistic.

It has nothing to do with the fact that Solid is an exceptionally moronic attention seeker who's also extremely fun to poke at.

 

[WeeGee]

Literally says "let SolidMario have what he wants." Also gotta love the classic "look in your heart" appeal. I think Mr. Loomis went to the Christian Weston Chandler School of Negotiation.

This part of it he is where he fucked up again, he referred to himself in third person after calling them his accounts:

Please look into ypur heart and unblock my account(s). Please let solidmario have what he wants amd unblock him. His defiance shouldn't give any reason to treat him any worse than he's been treated lately.

Does he not understand the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over isn't gonna produce different results. As far as I'm concerned, every single sock account is gonna get the Bart's butt image stamped on it.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I just asked Ryan's mom out on a date. It should be fun. I bet she loves anal.

Edit to add: Ryan, please don't come between us. We seem to be a perfect match.

 

[WeeGee]

Since I've been also watching the terrorist tagged threads more, I legit hope that in this event that this is him, he doesn't start posting on CLP, as they're getting more and more unhinged by the minute. He'd be way in over his head if he actually joined them.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

You glorious motherfucker you. How much you wanna bet he actually tried to write the essay and immediately realized he couldn't not hit the letter "e" key?

God, I hope so.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

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Since I've been also watching the terrorist tagged threads more, I legit hope that in this event that this is him, he doesn't start posting on CLP, as they're getting more and more unhinged by the minute. He'd be way in over his head if he actually joined them.

I think all he would have to contribute to any post is that we're mean and say stuff to him, and that he bowls a 90 and likes Budweiser light.

 

[Optimus Prime]

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Since I've been also watching the terrorist tagged threads more, I legit hope that in this event that this is him, he doesn't start posting on CLP, as they're getting more and more unhinged by the minute. He'd be way in over his head if he actually joined them.

Somehow I've not encountered whatever 'CLP' is - could you clarify for me?

 

[WeeGee]

Somehow I've not encountered whatever 'CLP' is - could you clarify for me?

It's offtopic but, the Donny Long, Oliver Smith, Vordak/Sam Smith and some Eddie person's threads can show you better than I can explain. But it's an anti-KF site named after Null's mother where they flail threats in all caps, and target anyone who they suspect is allied with this site.

 

[Optimus Prime]

It's offtopic but, the Donny Long, Oliver Smith, Vordak/Sam Smith and some Eddie person's threads can show you better than I can explain. But it's an anti-KF site named after Null's mother where they flail threats in all caps, and target anyone who they suspect is allied with this site.

Interesting, thanks.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I laughed tonight seeing Bart Simpson getting injured. Too bad that the Simpsons still airs their crappy episodes for Solid to fap to.

 

[DarthChaos]

I laughed tonight seeing Bart Simpson getting injured. Too bad that the Simpsons still airs their crappy episodes for Solid to fap to.

 

[Doseferatu]

So, @DarthChaos or @SolidMario, who else is on the police report, aside from WeeGee?

Additionally, Bart Simpson would call you a fag and trick Nelson into kicking the shit out of you.

 

[ghostyTrickster]

How do you manage to be so deliriously autistic that you managed to post the same think 5 times?

Also let it be known that any mention of Bart Simpson is enough to lure Solid out of the shadows, he must be really desperate for a fap

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Still waiting on that music video.