Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

I think part of why Keanu is impossibly triggering to Nick is that she’s twiggy, which Nick thinks is hot, and she married a fat guy, which Nick has developed a whole ass eating disorder to avoid because he’s such a shallow retard he thinks that’s how to get laid after 40

Basically, in less words, he hates Keanu because he wants to fuck her and knows he can’t

He also has the impotent rage, because his dick no work. That's why he has the balldo.

He can't fuck her, he can't masturbate to her, and all his attempts to shout her down as she calls his bullshit only increase his impotence. It's a trifecta of impotence, the only trinity he recognizes.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

has anyone ever made an "Oh Mandy" song with Nick Rekeita AI?

Why settle for AI when you can watch the cuck himself do it?

Nick Serenades Mandy + Solicits Nudes
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It's at 1:08.

Edit: the quote didn't seem to work, here's the direct link: https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/5848/5848457-6198fb52bd8290a28d1fa11caeee421f.mp4

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

It's at 1:08.

"drink time" will always hold a place in my heart but I wanted a nick rekeita song cover

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

All kidding aside, it's scary to think about what is happening in that house. Five feral kids home all the time and he's got that little self control? There is a lot of screaming going on there.

 

[Briareus]

Under the newest stream.

Rackets has the gall to quote Hamlet? Honestly surprised he would even fathom it with his brain turned to mush. Within the book and volume of his brain lies only degeneracy mixed with baser matter (cocaine and nitrous)!

 

[Smithfield Ham]

That poor hamster D':>

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"April was being emotionally and physically abused for over a year. I swear this is true because I was there when it happened!"


"So Aaron abused April?"

"I never said that."

 

[Vibralldo]

He meant that up until the arrest he was under the influence of some substance. He is claiming he was never stone sober ever before when ok stream or preparing for a show.

So he admits the 40,000 miles he had to drive his kids a day were driven intoxicated

Kill yourself, Nick

 

[keke]

I can’t believe we got confirmation that April was in the side house because Nick wanted her on retainer if Kayla divorced him. And that when Kayla would go to the grocery store, he’d invite April to the main house, fuck her, and kick her back out. Nick didn’t refute this and thinks it’s understandable because they weren’t all on good terms at the time. He held on until the last possible moment, the absolute piece of shit.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Is he ever glad that he didn't stream last night, that might have been a bad idea. The whippets really are turning his brain into mush.

Spoiler: Hindsight

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"I have a lot of animosity" and "I don't really care for them to be on this earth anymore" sound so much different the day after when not yelling it at the top of your lungs while high on whippits. What happened to the flaying on a cross thing, he sounded so passionate about it last night.

Spoiler: Hate

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Remember he had a kill list in Highschool. He talked about that. @AnOminous or @Himedall All-seeing Waifu know what I am talking about. He 1000% wishes he could pay someone to kill people for him.

Fucking deranged AIDS zombie.

 

[TherapyMan]

Rekieta is so stinky he’s literally attracting flies.

Nick has become Balldoezebub, Lord of the Flies.

She grew up in a broken home with semi-strict religious Prot parents, but from what I can tell, let loose in university and gave Nick the nerd the time of day.

Truly a lesson for all: never give the socially maladjusted nerd the time of day.

Remember he had a kill list in Highschool.

He probably still has a kill list now.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

So something just clicked for me while watching meme copium’s crash out coverage

https://www.youtube.com/live/MXGP6gscXHM

At 40:20, keanu retorts to Nick saying if she had kids, the government would take them away with “like they took yours away?”

Nick replies “yes, when you’re retarded, the government takes your kids away.”

I wonder how Viva and Barnes would feel about him admitting explicitly that there’s no government conspiracy involved, that he was retarded and it was obvious the government should take his kids

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Things are obviously going to continue to escalate, this is not a person who is well. It certainly is not a person who has spent the last 12 months completely sober. And it is absolutely not a person who wants to regrets his actions and wants to make a change for the better.

With that in mind, aside from Rekieta himself (and obviously the drug zombie Kayla, who will cry in court about it being their fault but won't bother to lift a finger during an entire year to implement any kind of meaningful change or betterment in her children's lives), there are two people here who will be as much to blame as him when this all ends in some sort of horrific tragedy. Bob and Celeste Rekieta.

Their 40 year old son is caught with 26 grams of cocaine in his house, having moved in some random crack whore to live with his five children. Instead of doing the obvious thing and being concerned for the five innocent grandchildren, they proceeded to:

• Clean the crackhouse for Rekieta and Kayla
• House the crackwhore side piece until the heat died down so he could continue fucking her behind his wife's back
• Lied to the police about his drug/alcohol problems
• Continued funding his lifestyle even after knowing he had a serious problem
• Continued enabling him even though it obviously does more harm than good

Instead they show:

• No concern for the child testing positive for cocaine
• No concern for the fact that the kids had obviously been neglected in favor of cocaine fueled orgies with another couple
• No concern for all the claims of mental abuse going on in the home
• No concern for the many instances of him driving the kids while extremely intoxicated
• No concern for the fact that Rekieta and the crackwhore decided to talk to the children about their sex lives and how wonderful it all was for no reason at all
• No concern for the obvious physical and mental deterioration of their own son

Basically covering their eyes and ears and pretending everything is fine. So what changed in the past year?

• April is still around and he's still having sex with her behind Kayla's back
• He found a different drug to abuse (one that will turn his brain into mush much, much faster than coke ever could)
• He is still openly complaining about having responsibilities related to his kids
• He is still claiming that drugs are awesome
• He cannot admit he has a problem with drugs or alcohol
• He is still trying to blame anyone he can for all of his problems (the police, the county, Aaron, the nanny, etc.)
• He is still lying about everything his child testing positive for cocaine

I guess a few things have changed though:

• He is not a lawyer anymore
• He is much more unhinged than before and the mask is slipping faster and faster each day
• His streaming "career" is dying

With all of this said, if things continue to escalate like they have and no one intervenes, I hope that he doesn't take anyone else out with him when he finishes destroying his brain/life with whippets or whatever other drug he thinks he can do without getting caught.
But if he does, it is absolutely, 100% going to be Bob and Celeste's fault for enabling him.

Spoiler: Disclaimer

Disclaimer: I don't mean he's going to Chris Watts his entire family (although unfortunately, at this point, the probability of something like that happening is not zero), it is much, much more likely he will eventually end up killing someone while driving intoxicated (he's been doing it for years and never got caught, so why would he change now?). Either way, while I hope that doesn't happen, the continuous escalation will eventually get to a point where a horrific ending to Rekieta's story is all but guaranteed.

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"Secretly recorded footage of Nick Rekieta and his wife".

 

[Captain Manning]

How??? Why does anyone still care about Monica Rial or Ron Toye after 5+ years? It's seriously the most pathetic shit. Actual Hylic clay monster behavior. Nick somehow tapped into an audience that's just as petty and obsessive as he is. Surely this is something that carries no downsides in the future.

Marzgurl, I get, because she's still active and cowish as ever. Her thread still gets traffic. She's also a cow for more than just KickVic.

But yeah, nobody gives a fuck about Ron Toye anymore.

See, that's what happens when you just shut the fuck up and stop making a spectacle of yourself on the Internet. Eventually the Farms stops caring. Ron won in more ways than Vic losing. Nick could actually learn a thing or two from Ron.

He had a very loyal fan base that he destroyed. It is part of why he took so long to fall off. These are just the last dregs.

I think there's a few old Weebwarriors that still hold Nick in high regard, but not many. "Dregs" here would mean the dumbest of his old guard.

I think most of us aren't ashamed of trying to help Vic, but also comprehend Nick is a POS, and Ty just straight up blew it. Weebwars was lions led by donkeys.

 

[Flora Fox]

Basically, in less words, he hates Keanu because he wants to fuck her and knows he can’t

Wait, were Geanu supposed to be Aaron and April?

 

[Tablet County]

Wait, were Geanu supposed to be Aaron and April?

Could you imagine the alternate universe where Rackets admits to eating a fat man's goo?

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Remember he had a kill list in Highschool. He talked about that. @AnOminous or @Himedall All-seeing Waifu know what I am talking about. He 1000% wishes he could pay someone to kill people for him.

Fucking deranged AIDS zombie.

Terminally a nerd since high school, he might of grown out of it if he was properly bullied and developed some actual character. You can see the same loser aura in every picture of his father.

For all his violent fantasizing, he's too much of a faggot to actually do anything other than lie, manipulate, and poison.

 

[SimoHayha]

Nick. Look at your entire SEO, your completely poisoned.
The only thing that appears when your name is searched is how you drugged your daughter and abused women.
Normies won't touch you with a 20 foot pole. I'd sooner try to sell seawater to a sailor then advertise you to anyone interested in legal debate.

His own Twitter didn't show up until the second page of Brave's search lol

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I’m watching Keanu’s post show stream, and she mentioned something small but interesting. Most of us didn’t know STMS before the Nick stuff started really escalating, but Melton and Co have been harassing April for years before Nick cozied up to them because she was Aaron’s wife. Nick doesn't care about April, it’s all about his hurt ego and using her as a shield—and I know we all know this, but there is no avenue where Nick can even lie to himself about this. It’s all fake. Sometimes I think he believes his own lies, but that’s looking more and more incorrect everyday.

Nick does not "care" about anyone in the way normal people do. But yes, he believes at least half of his own lies, in the sense that he thinks the lies are justified. Don't try to understand it if you don't know these types of people; it is inherently illogical and impossible. They both deliberately lie and know they are lying (justified for their ultimate goal), and believe their own lies. They say something that is a lie, then leverage that (you wouldn't understand, poors) that as a moral basis for everything they do.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I'm sure Nick thinks he is shadow banned on Locals as well. Which is why the wine mom cabal isn't around anymore and his chat is dead.