Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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I hope he gets community service. He needs to get out of the house more.
Yes.

He seemed happiest when he was outside and trying (see: mostly failing) to skateboard. Maybe in another life he ought to buy a one-way ticket to California and live that drifter lifestyle. Sleeping on the beach, skating all day, no cares in the world. Plenty of weed to bum off of people too, I’m sure.
 
We all know the Judge has ultimate power but a prison sentence is unlikely merely because Austin’s only victim is himself from a criminal
Point of view. I’m sure he will be out on bail in 10 days awaiting a determination by the judge. I mean the Judge could send him to Prison finally but it will be for technicality of his repeated failings rather than escalation of criminal actions
last time the judge was pretty fed up with our boss. judges talk with each other like everyone else, prosecutors talk with judges, the flip is most likely switched no matter which judge(s) handle the domestic violence probation violation and the felony probation violation. i think the most likely outcome is felony probation is revoked, domestic violence violation is handwaved because he will have been violated on the felony, and we'll see him in 12ish months. maybe a little less maybe a little more. they almost never keep someone in for the full sentence on probation violations but it won't be a slap on the wrist this time unless that sentence SQUIRTS. and when he gets out he'll have that felony probation clock reset, minus the time just spent behind bars. this is so wrong
 
last time the judge was pretty fed up with our boss. judges talk with each other like everyone else, prosecutors talk with judges, the flip is most likely switched no matter which judge(s) handle the domestic violence probation violation and the felony probation violation. i think the most likely outcome is felony probation is revoked, domestic violence violation is handwaved because he will have been violated on the felony, and we'll see him in 12ish months. maybe a little less maybe a little more. they almost never keep someone in for the full sentence on probation violations but it won't be a slap on the wrist this time unless that sentence SQUIRTS. and when he gets out he'll have that felony probation clock reset, minus the time just spent behind bars. this is so wrong
This is also small town Virginia too. They don't like having to constantly arrest the same person over and over again. It's possible it could be worse then a year this time. Especially if he catches a fresh charge from this.
 
I wonder how Bossman is doing right now? I somehow doubt he knows its memorial day weekend, or that it if he did, it would matter much. He's probably "I'm gonna fuckin DUDE"-ing under his breath constantly :(...
Realistically, he's probably just drinking a ton of coffee. It's the only thing allowed that's gonna give him any sort of buzz.

He's probably sending daily calls to ratmom, and they're probably coordinating with him since he can't afford an attorney on his own.

Magic rock withdraw isn't as bad as other drugs from what I understand either. He's probably sodapressed, fatigued, and anxious, but overall it seems extremely manageable. He'll cope with shitty jail coffee, until he finally moves out.
 
Thank you Lord Chin Chin! Finally No more Boss man Jack segments! Now the important question is: Which gang will he join in poop poop peey peey rape prison. Is he going bald for the Brotherhood? Or Being a bottom bitch for the Brothers?
you just know his sissy ass is gonna be forced to grow his hair out and lose all of his fat for bbc breeding
 
I kind of hope that whatever happens, Bossman gets his shit together. He gets healthy and happy.

That would really trigger and enrage the rats on reddit.
It would be funny is Eddie paid his bail and got bossman out of jail. Maybe even paid to get him a lawyer. Have bossman owe him and be forced to never say negative things about the King again.
 
Yeah, the only victim of his breaking into automobiles and hitting a family member, is himself, when you think about it
Current context is applicable. If he had recently been found to have done anything actually criminal (beyond drugs) of course the judge is going to hit him with a sledgehammer. He had the sentence suspended and has had many chances since because he hasn’t done anything involving other people beyond himself as the victim - if he had broken into a car, committed theft or a host of other things he would have had his suspended sentence executed long ago.

I don’t know much about the family member incident beyond the fact it wasnt serious enough for the judge to consider Austin and his father living in the same premises a problem.

It’s a fact he has been given many repeated chances and I don’t see why the judge would see it this time as any different to the last time. No one knows what the judge will do; his hands aren’t tied in the matter. He doesn’t have to send Austin to prison for his violations if he doesn’t want to; they’re typical infractions of parole.

The only oddity I’ve seen is where I live people with drug offenses in violation of parole are normally given the option of going back to prison or doing a live-in 12 month program (jail with rehab basically); and I am curious why the judge has let him off on these pathetic 30 day programs.
 
The only oddity I’ve seen is where I live people with drug offenses in violation of parole are normally given the option of going back to prison or doing a live-in 12 month program (jail with rehab basically); and I am curious why the judge has let him off on these pathetic 30 day programs.
Judge probably knows there is no way in hell Bossman completes a 12 month outpatient Rehab program. Maybe if his family agrees to pay out the ass for one of those boutique rehab facilities. Where they physically tard wrangle you and have a Nurse minding your business 24/7. Those are expensive as shit though. Which means the options are a long term out patient care facility with minimum oversight, or Prison.

Since he barely scraped by on the 4 week program, it's doubtful he will be successful at a 12 month program. So if I was to bet an entire paycheck for a double chuck, I would be betting on Prison right now.
 
The amount of negative nancies, doubting debbies and outright RATATOUILLE RATS who come out of the woodwork the MOMENT Bossman experiences what might be perceived as THE SLIGHTEST, temporary setback is disgusting and gross. Know that you are watched and every letter of your heathen pessimism is documented and archived so that none may claim ignorance when Bossman FUCKS THE EVERLOVING DOGSHIT OUT OF YOUR MOTHER, DAMN THAT PUSSY NCIE!!!

Now drop a 5-pack on them commissary books, pussy.
 
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