Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

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The Strongest Haaton said:
I have no dog in this race or anything, but I do find it suspicious that someone made an account on May 20, 2025 just to talk about this. This is a very milquetoast thing, but you seem very, very annoyed by it in the way you EMPHASIZE your words and talk about it in general. This seems like something so innocuous to make an account over too on top of how personally annoyed you seem at the whole thing. You're even doing the "see, someone else is more annoying, why aren't they banned?" stuff, which is really weird for a supposed outside observer to say. Tell me @GuHoo , are you perhaps CaptainChaotix coming here to air out your grievances? Honestly, both of these posts reek of someone buttmad they were bullied.
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i dont like you anymore
 
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GuHoo said:
shift hurt my feelings, i was a supporter and helped him. Hope his YouTube and Twitch are taken down because he deserves it.
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Okay, but we're not going to do anything about it. If you were personally affected by his actions, we don't really care. The purpose is everything here is just to watch him.
 
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GuHoo said:
i dont like you anymore
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Edit: I went back and noticed you wrote:
Kid (i assume) gets upset, and gets banned, but the person being the bully doesn't.
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When it turns out, that "kid" was you. Are you under the age of 18 @GuHoo ?
 
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Rudy Coleman said:
imagine if he got a world record on that run lol that would be the first thing people see when watching the video
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He has talked about how poor his luck is and got a run in where he asks "Did I genocide an entire race in my past life to deserve this?" I can't find the upload where he says it, but I'll edit it into this post when I find it.

Edit: Found it, starts around 9:33 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TiAyhh0RYc
 
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Don't interact with him, including reporting his Twitch to get it taken down.
Cunningham said:
Here's some more hard proof this dude is straight up addicted to this game.

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This should be reported to Twitch, KICK and YouTube. We all need to do it to reach the threshold because this is a dangerous behavior now. Lets make him get banned or 72 302 hold and maybe he will wake up
 
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GuHoo said:
This should be reported to Twitch, KICK and YouTube. We all need to do it to reach the threshold because this is a dangerous behavior now. Lets make him get banned or 72 302 hold and maybe he will wake up
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We want to watch him play the game. Reporting him so his media gets taken down is not only stupid, it is in direct opposition of what we want. Do not interact with him. Ever. This is why even his trolls are being documented in this thread, because they're a thousand times more pathetic, and you're one of them.
 
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There's something so absolutely beautiful about SHiFT, it's like everything comes together to make the absolute perfect lolcow. It's a shame he doesn't get more attention

it's a perfect blend of a man with no impulse control or anger management, mental illness, spongebob music, and a chat so dead in the corner i didn't realize it was there until about 20 clips in. He really is perfect. He feels like he's trapped in this stupid spongebob speedrunning shit when he could just as easily fucking leave and go get a real job or some shit. He's so perfect, I adore him. Absolute peak.
 
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