Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.0%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 90 27.1%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.3%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 121 36.4%
  • Total voters
    332
Midnight Energy Drink said:
The animal abuse just came up. No remorse. The skunk drowning story was 'hilarious'.

He deserves all that's coming.
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Nick deserves to be drowned. He was evil from the start. Drowning animals and finding it funny is demonic. Nick you gave your 9 year old daughter cocaine as well as starved her and her siblings you should be killed for that alone. I LOATHE you do the world a favor and kill yourself now!
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I was shocked to see how much he looked like my unedited originals from the last few years. Pat Tomlinson also looks like his unedited originals now.
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Your edits were one of the first things that popped into my mind.


In Minor LOLCOW balldo related spheres.
COOMALOT got kicked out of a convention claiming its because someone said he is a "nazi"

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https://archive.md/iTUKn (Archive)

Please forgive my approaching boomerism self I don't know what to use to archive tweets so I just screenshotted it.

The note doesn't say shit about being a Nazi, if you ask me its his hedonistic sex pesting that got him kicked.
E: This is extra likely as the gaming expo I'd imagine has overlap with vtubers - who he harassed employees of a company of.
 
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TurdThrower said:
Besides the AI putting too much weight on the bones of three junkies, this is pretty good. Kirk is excellent. It looks like it mixed Spock and Bones though. Probably could use a little more junk around the house though.
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My favorite part is how it mixed Spock and McCoy the same way it blended April and his favorite daughter together. Does AI know something based on its scraping of the internet in ways we can't?
 
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Gator_Aids said:
Two things:

1) I seemed to have missed where Rekeita openly discusses having to ditch his coke bullet in his car with his daughter inside when he was pulled over the day of the arrest. Additionally his new admissions he hasn't been purely sober in ages means all those days riding the kids around he was intoxicated. His parents should be taking a conservatorship on his ass at this point. My bet is that's how this ends. Nickey is going to live under Bob and Celeste's legal thumb. Thanks to Meme for addressing this:


2) I saw this out on Xitter and thought it pretty funny.

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Close but needs more emaciated, dirty children with one shelled out it's mind on "Daddy's fun sherbet"
But then Patrick the Ped Melton would definitely save it to his wankbank folder if it had children in it.
 
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TrainWreckWatcher said:
Your edits were one of the first things that popped into my mind.


In Minor LOLCOW balldo related spheres.
COOMALOT got kicked out of a convention claiming its because someone said he is a "nazi"

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Please forgive my approaching boomerism self I don't know what to use to archive tweets so I just screenshotted it.

The note doesn't say shit about being a Nazi, if you ask me its his hedonistic sex pesting that got him kicked.
E: This is extra likely as the gaming expo I'd imagine has overlap with vtubers - who he harassed employees of a company of.
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Probably worried he would crash his car into the convention center when parking.
 
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TrainWreckWatcher said:
Please forgive my approaching boomerism self I don't know what to use to archive tweets so I just screenshotted it.
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Short answer:

Try ghostarchive.org first because it saves a whole message chain, and not just the single message.

Archive.md or Archive.ph work well for single tweets, or as a backup if ghostarchive is not working.

For more archival tools, see here:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/archival-tools.6561/
 
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I’m a bit late to this, but I put together a supercut from Rekieta’s stream where he displayed truly remarkable emotional stability while interacting with a woman.

Nitrous Nick​


Feel free to jump to 0:50 to skip the part where it explains whippets.

# CLIPS SOURCES
How Sober Trial Streaming’s Going (May 5, 2025) | elissa clips
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (May 23, 2025) | Nobody Likes Onions

# SONG
• MANUEL / GAS GAS GAS
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Yes, she was stupid and dumb, and at a point* got greedy.
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In school when they separate the boys from the girls and give them the "your bodies are changing" talk they should explain to the girls that any man claiming he's going to leave his wife for you is completely full of shit 95% of the time. So many women get emotionally invested in dudes who string them along with this lie then toss them aside whenever they become inconvenient.
 
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Melty Butter said:
NOTE: When Nick cited a "police report" on the matter (during the confrontation with Keanu), I believe it's the TRO he's talking about.
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No way, the TRO was petitioned for and issued ex parte in January 2024 and finalized by stipulation in April 2024 long before there was enough bad blood for any "police report" to have transpired. The subject matter that the police report was about may or may not have been limited to the same incident described in the TRO case, but the particulars of Nick and April attempting to escalate that incident or another to actual criminal charges would be partially new information:

3:35:36 Don't you fucking dare say that April took that back, because I'm the one who sat there and held her... I held her as she cried talking to the Saint Cloud Police Department reporting the fucking crime.
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3:37:04 I sat there and held her. There's an actual record of her police report, you dummy. Yeah, where she sat there and said what he did, over and over and over to an officer.
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It would have been nice if he could have said when that police report occurred since he brought it up in response to Keanu's claim that April had recanted her DV allegations in her October/November discussions with Keanu, but the reason he conveniently left out the timing detail is probably because he knows full well that the police report was well before that recantation, if we are to lend any credence to the time when Ralph and then-balldowasher Keanu already blabbed about news from the balldo bunker that some sort of DV-related police report had been filed by early September:

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If Nick is so certain that Aaron physically abused April, then how come this formal police report never led to the actual "charges" that he had Ralph promise to everybody? Considering that this police report in early September was right in the wake of Aaron's RP arrest when he was still a villain in Stearns County's eyes, you'd think they'd have liked nothing more than to pile on a DV charge while they were already at it, yet we've seen nothing more about this part of the story until Nick suddenly trotted it out again this week. Could it be that April's allegations just didn't describe an actual domestic abuse crime on their face and/or weren't credible enough to move forward, particularly when her cult leader being present at the time of making the report should have stood out to the cops as a sign that the report of a years-old incident stemmed from Nick's personal revenge fantasy and should be discarded as such? Or were April's later recantations to Keanu and on Twitter even coupled with a formal recantation to Saint Cloud PD that prevented charges that otherwise would have commenced?

It's too bad that Nick's too afraid to simply present an actual copy of this "police report" in the midst of all his drip-feeding about Aaron lately, because it's unfortunately not FOIA-able as far as I can see. All we have so far is an artist's rendering of the report being taken and it's not the own Nick thinks it is:

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