Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pelican Bones]

They were also significantly less degenerate and objectively better people, but fiction can only go so far before it ceases to be believable.

Writing fiction is the just art of making real life sound believable. You couldn't pass Nick's life off as fiction. No one would believe a person is that stupid.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

News hamster?

The “news hamster” is a bit of graphical flair from the hit podcast “Mad At the Internet,” hosted by Johm Potter, webmaster of the Kiwi Farms (the website you’re reading right now).

Yes, she was stupid and dumb, and at a point* got greedy. But she didn't manufacture the fantasy on her own. And the man she stupidly hooked onto and foolishly believed in did not give one shit about her. Or his wife, except in the "habit" & "feature of his life" sense.

It was a beautiful and vulnerable moment when she opened her heart and her marriage to the decade-older trust fund baby who plied her with cocaine and club drugs. I just hope she’s not too hurt to love again.

 

[Flora Fox]

Nick alive probably gives his kids fucking nightmares.

I had a very visceral response to The Shining. It felt a lot like my childhood did. Knowing you are in danger, needing help, and knowing the people who are tasked with helping you can't or won't.

 

[SargonF00t]

Nick is currently off list for LOTY 2025

That is ridiculous.

He is a good chance of going to jail before the year is out.

 

[Punished Brent]

I legitimately cannot understand why nick is still making another man fucking his wife the central defining thing about his online content.
Idk maybe he knows something I don't and after just one more seethe session Aaron will unfuck his wife and he will be pardoned by the president.

 

[not william stenchever]

I legitimately cannot understand why nick is still making another man fucking his wife the central defining thing about his online content.

Jack Murphy made him jealous.

 

[TurdThrower]

He's also not a literal cuck.

Remember how much Nick rabbited on about what a total cuck Ron was, despite him only being a figurative cuck, while Nick is the hugest LITERAL cuck walking on two feet?

How??? Why does anyone still care about Monica Rial or Ron Toye after 5+ years? It's seriously the most pathetic shit. Actual Hylic clay monster behavior. Nick somehow tapped into an audience that's just as petty and obsessive as he is. Surely this is something that carries no downsides in the future.

But yeah, nobody gives a fuck about Ron Toye anymore.

Shit I do. If Ron were to dip his toes into internet drama again to shit on Nick there would be 50+ pages here in less than 24 hours. Nick's two biggest things that he went after Ron on were him being one, violent, and two, a cuck. Nick ended up being the bigger cuck of the two, and maybe he has not acted out on violence yet (against humans), but he has certainly verbalized his fantasies about it.

Ron is a POS for being involved in the group that fucked over Vic, but I would get a good bit of entertainment out of him shitting on Nick right now and I think many others would too based on how Keanu flipped public opinion of herself the other night.

I fully predict that within the next couple years Nick will get his license reinstated and become Russell Greer-esque and just become a lolsuit initiating vexatious litigant to own the trolls.

Nick can't even get to a drug test on time. Him becoming a practicing lawyer again, let alone being licensed, is out of the question.

One thing that did irritate me about that shitshow with Keanu is she kinda just rolled over on the claim that she doxed April living next door.

This one got me too. It was well known in advance of her saying anything based on the zillow photos. I can forgive her though since she does not keep track of this thread.

Under no circumstances should Null go on MLC to break the footage. Kevin has barely followed this story and is an easily confused boomer. It would be the most frustrating stream of all time. Even going on AFTER the footage is out would be very difficult to watch. And I say this as someone who’s been following KB for 30 years.

Personally think that he should do it on his on show but if he were to do it somewhere else then KC would probably be the best choice.

Who’s that Alex Stein guy who was promoting Balldo content all over the normiesphere?

Oh shit I forgot about Alex. I'm not the biggest fan of him but his way of injecting the polycule into a conversation is unmatched. You could be having a discussion on woodworking with the guy and he would find a way to bring up Aaron and Nick and the dangers of being a cuck.

Still think his own shoe is the best place to do it.

I don't even think Comicsgate thinks about Renfamous either. It's been forever since I've heard her mentioned in a contemporary context.

CG is more concerned with Eric July being the antichrist.

 

[Schpoots]

I legitimately cannot understand why nick is still making another man fucking his wife the central defining thing about his online content.
Idk maybe he knows something I don't and after just one more seethe session Aaron will unfuck his wife and he will be pardoned by the president.

I'm starting to wonder if nicks gambit is to indirectly piss Kayla off by humilating her so she's the one who initiates a divorce. Maybe nick only loses mommy and daddies money if hes the one that initiates.

 

[AnOminous]

I legitimately cannot understand why nick is still making another man fucking his wife the central defining thing about his online content.
Idk maybe he knows something I don't and after just one more seethe session Aaron will unfuck his wife and he will be pardoned by the president.

He is a cuck. Another dude fucking his wife gets him off.

 

[Flora Fox]

I'm starting to wonder if nicks gambit is to indirectly piss Kayla off by humilating her so she's the one who initiates a divorce.

Which is why he acts out the way does (e.g. not bathing). He's punishing them. He's on strike.

Edit: Thinking about it.. it's very passive aggressive and feminine.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I'm starting to wonder if nicks gambit is to indirectly piss Kayla off by humilating her so she's the one who initiates a divorce. Maybe nick only loses mommy and daddies money if hes the one that initiates.

During the qover Nick was probably getting all the narcissistic supply he needed. He also still has money so he didn't have to work. Was probably the most satisfying time of his life. He'll always be enraged that he can't go back to that. Even if he doesn't fuck up and go to jail we still win because he will never have that time back.

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

Saint Nick the beatific

As we all know, Nicholas is a strongly devout and pious man who has never lied, truly saint-like!

 

[Melty Butter]

I'm starting to wonder if nicks gambit is to indirectly piss Kayla off by humilating her so she's the one who initiates a divorce. Maybe nick only loses mommy and daddies money if hes the one that initiates.

You know what's weird? At 51:25 in Elissa's clip of the Keanu vs Nick clash, Nick says:

"No, I told her [Aprl] I couldn't leave my wife!"

Why "couldn't", Nick? Why not "wouldn't"? What does Kayla have on you? OR, what are the trust fund requirements?

 

[Niggernerd]

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perfect for the borders. Nick-o vision!

 

[RotPockets]

It was a beautiful and vulnerable moment when she opened her heart and her marriage to the decade-older trust fund baby who plied her with cocaine and club drugs. I just hope she’s not too hurt to love again.

Nick’s favorite part of heavy cocaine addiction is finally being able to leverage the attention of females. Masquerading addiction as admiration from feeble minded simpletons.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Melton's getting shitloads of content out of Nick, holy shit

Fuck I hope they don't make a profit fuck these pedophiles and cocaine child dosesing degenerates!

 

[Gator_Aids]

Two things:

1) I seemed to have missed where Rekeita openly discusses having to ditch his coke bullet in his car with his daughter inside when he was pulled over the day of the arrest. Additionally his new admissions he hasn't been purely sober in ages means all those days riding the kids around he was intoxicated. His parents should be taking a conservatorship on his ass at this point. My bet is that's how this ends. Nickey is going to live under Bob and Celeste's legal thumb. Thanks to Meme for addressing this:

https://youtu.be/BluI94YY5r4?si=msKxehq-5UjcPQiD

2) I saw this out on Xitter and thought it pretty funny.

 

[TurdThrower]

2) I saw this out on Xitter and thought it pretty funny.

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Besides the AI putting too much weight on the bones of three junkies, this is pretty good. Kirk is excellent. It looks like it mixed Spock and Bones though. Probably could use a little more junk around the house though.

 

[Captain Manning]

Shit I do. If Ron were to dip his toes into internet drama again to shit on Nick there would be 50+ pages here in less than 24 hours. Nick's two biggest things that he went after Ron on were him being one, violent, and two, a cuck. Nick ended up being the bigger cuck of the two, and maybe he has not acted out on violence yet (against humans), but he has certainly verbalized his fantasies about it.

Ron is a POS for being involved in the group that fucked over Vic, but I would get a good bit of entertainment out of him shitting on Nick right now and I think many others would too based on how Keanu flipped public opinion of herself the other night.

Well, obviously, if Ron tried starting shit with Nick now, we'd all go make popcorn, but my point here is that, outside of that hypothetical situation, nobody cares about Ron.

Actually Ron would be stupid to do that because it could rekindle the Weebwars autism and force some people to actually consider taking Nick's side (they really shouldn't, but some people are still raw over what happened to Vic).

What Ron should do is just laugh in silence. Nick is destroying himself.

 

[chalkyresidue]

bouncing around the screen like a screensaver. look at him go!

Have any artisans done their neon rainbow effect with nick’s angry spaz face?

Please, guys. I won’t get the chance to screw around with this for a while. Strike while the iron is hot