Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Soapmore]

I’m a bit late to this, but I put together a supercut from Rekieta’s stream where he displayed truly remarkable emotional stability while interacting with a woman.

Nitrous Nick​

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Feel free to jump to 0:50 to skip the part where it explains whippets.

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Spoiler: Sources

# CLIPS SOURCES
How Sober Trial Streaming’s Going (May 5, 2025) | elissa clips

https://youtu.be/wb_Gp-b4gnI

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (May 23, 2025) | Nobody Likes Onions

https://youtu.be/J6ZTYDPmUBc

# SONG
• MANUEL / GAS GAS GAS

https://youtu.be/ljwUlY9WW1I

Good video, as usual. The only thing I don't get is the whippets intro, since his voice is hardly ever low in the video, but almost entirely shrill and annoying. He's such a freak. Ick Wreckeita.

 

[and six goriilion others]

Kayla was planning to divorce Nick (funny, the thread has mostly ignored this pretty huge revelation, probably out of sheer exhaustion)

I just figured everybody knew that. I guess it wasn't ever confirmed, but come on.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I just figured everybody knew that. I guess it wasn't ever confirmed, but come on.

It was a Kiwi Farms theory that a divorce arc was incoming, because that is how polycules play out and Nick's comments about a prenup made it sound like he wanted out at some point.

But this straight up admission that Kayla was considering bailing on him is completely new.
This also means that there is a real chance she might reconsider that option depending on how Nick's behavior develops.
He is still getting high, letting him drive the kids around is just asking for one or more of them to die in the fireball crash Nick causes because he is huffing galaxy gas at a red light.

 

[TheIncredibleDunce]

And then immediately after when he blurts out “aueaaahh.” He legit sounds like he has Down syndrome.

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You don't understand, sounding like a retard is actually cool when it's the side effect from drug use.

 

[Pedophobe]

I'm mostly out of theories as to why. "Divorce rape" is too easy.

Recalling his "never get married without a pre-nup" rant from way back, I think the financial impact is probably still a major concern for him, along with the ego damage and loss of control it would cause.

I don't think there's anything that would prevent Kayla from taking half of everything and she seems like a good potential candidate for alimony too, if they still have that in MN.

 

[AIM Henchman]

There’s video of prescription meds and stuff, which should remain private.

Catching up on the 100-page jump.

Please tell me that someone pointed out that Kayla's "meds" had illicit and unprescribed substances mixed in when delivered by the authorities, making this point uncompelling.

 

[Swole McPole]

Yes, she was stupid and dumb, and at a point* got greedy. But she didn't manufacture the fantasy on her own. And the man she stupidly hooked onto and foolishly believed in did not give one shit about her. Or his wife, except in the "habit" & "feature of his life" sense.

And appears to have had no loyalty whatsoever to her own husband, who -- for all his flaws, and they are many -- appears to have been genuinely concerned about the impact that her cocaine consumption was having on her life. While he was a moron for ever agreeing to be part of such an arrangement, Aaron seems to have genuinely cared for her and could see that the lifestyle they were leading was potentially headed for disaster. Any attempt to express these concerns just resulted in her ranting and complaining about him being 'controlling'. Personally, I think Aaron was a fool for attempting to preserve his marriage for as long as he did, but you can't say he didn't make the effort.

She chose the bigger and more sociopathic narcissist -- presumably because he had money and drugs. She wasn't an eighteen year old with no life experience -- she's one of those women who are only committed until somebody better comes along. Given that, it's hard to fault Nick for also regarding her as disposable when she no longer met his needs.

Listening to Rekieta talk about how he loved her is nauseating though. The man never loved anyone or anything beside himself. Hopefully April learned something here.

 

[newuser131]

I'm mostly out of theories as to why. "Divorce rape" is too easy. Most of those assets are protected. My current hunch is that she was prepared to spill on his dosing his kid with cocaine. That would be life-ruining for him.

the simplest explanation is most likely the truth. i don't see how rekieta's trust fund is protected from a divorce. if rekieta dies, i am sure the trust goes to his wife and kids. so if rekieta got divorced, i can see how the courts will alter the trust to give half to the wife.

as for testimony of rekieta given coco to this kid, can this be used by the cops to arrest rekieta again? it is not distribution of cocaine because rekieta gave the coke to his kid for free. rekieta already pled guilty to cocaine possession. so would giving cocaine to a minor be considered a crime that rekieta has not already pled to?

 

[Cad an Hell]

They have a prenup right? I would assume that’s all included in there.

Nick will never get a divorce because he’s far too comfortable. His dream was to get to fuck someone on the side with permission so I think he’ll just fuck someone on the side without permission next. Probably already has.

 

[The Bunk]

They have a prenup right? I would assume that’s all included in there.

I remember Nick ranting on one of his pre-arrest streams about how marriage is a scam and you should always sign a prenup and you MUST make sure your spouse doesn't get shit in divorce. Guess he was speaking from experience.

 

[northstar747]

Kayla’s parents sound like god fearing people who at this point hate Nick. Nick’s parents sound like enablers or Nick’s dad is a weak man with a crazy wife and equally insane son. Seriously, Nick’s father comes across as someone who is pussy whipped.

The power of the purse.

The money came from celestes father,

Look. Lets say I comment a crime. But lets say you and some other person are with me when I comment the crime.

Like I buy the coke, but I m sharing it with you. And while we are using coke kids get endangered.

If your Aaron, (and retarded) you can realize your gonna get fucked by your exwife, because you are involved in crime and child endangerment. Aka Aarons story of "I did it a few times but I knew if it went to far I would get fucked"

April is also doing the drugs.

Kayla is too zonked out. what ever.

So we are all doing drugs and the authorties get invovled.

Money comes into play, reputation comes into play.

April is a fucking hand garanade ready to go off, lets say nick kicks her to curb right after the arrests. All of a sudden she might take nulls money. All of a sudden she starts talking, all of a sudden you need to keep her happy.

That real fucking leverage and kayla and nicks parents are trying to fix things, and having april start talking is really really bad. So what you do is you fucking make sure she is happy and if you have to nod your head and lead her on till the plea deal is done, you fucking do it.

Real life drug house example your cooking meath in your garden shed, but because its fucking drug house rules you decide to fight with your old lady in the front yard at two in the morning so the police show up.

In short its not hard to see that none of these fucks are swinger or poly. nick shoulda just booked himself a fucking escort or two. I dont get why Aaron even hung out with nick.

And for all the shit april gets I can see this just being the trashy version of BPD woman gets fed drugs and sees a more "high Status male" and she wants to be nick new woman.

Fuck typing all that out yeah nick needs to go to jail to sober up and then have the rekita law hosted by former attorney and just have nick talk about black cock in prison.

 

[AltisticRight]

From Nick's chat at the end.

>Fucking women not your wife is wrong
what if I fucked yours?
>Yes that's wrong
let me let me
This guy needs to be beaten up. He wasn't bullied enough in school. Drexel should have shoved him into more lockers and he should have thrown the key away.

Diddleverse boomers should log off Facebook and play with their grandkids.

They should log off from life and burn in Hell.

Rekieta is getting PUSHED DOWN by the YOUTUBE ALGORITHM which is OUT TO GET HIM. You think Rekieta's 400,000 subscribers wouldn't be rushing to click on these streams if they could only see them?

Yes, because everyone, EVERYONE wants to watch a nitrous huffing skelly misogynist menace with a "micropeen" rolling counter on the bottom of the stream. Such gainful employment. Thank your local janitor and fast food folks next time because they're making society a better place. Unlike Niggolas Rugieta.

Meme hinted at a bad domestic incident in the Rekieta household?

A domestic at Rekieta house?
What is that, a day that ends with the letter y?

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Yes, you dumb fuck, you toyed with her as a plaything, and while you had your backup (wife and family) you left her with nothing and no one. YOU caused her all the destruction and pain and damage, not Keanu, not Aaron, not anyone but you. People like Nick are destroyers. He's had such a "hard" time trying to get back with his life (boo hoo), and he gave no thought or consideration to the person who had nothing. They were not equals in their affair, and I don't mean in the ways he would cite - I mean that he was reckless knowing he likely had a fallback (sure there was a minute he feared he overplayed his hand, but he always had kids and money) and dgaf that she would be chewed up and spit out. April made stupid choices, but Nick - the "smart" (lol) guy - is by far the most odious of creatures.

That's the correct take. Ape is a homewrecking whore who ruined two households with EIGHT KEEDZ caught among them, but ultimately she was a fleshlight. She was toyed by skelly and then disposed off. Skelly probably promised her the world, she left Aaron who is a dipshit but at least offered a roof over her dumb head and skelly likely flew the idea of dumping his useless wife for her. Now she has nothing and frankly, she's "well past her prime" according to the moids in these circles. Hell, she even inked herself to satiate Skelly's gross fetish.

She's going to end up childless and joyless. That's what a homewrecking whore like her deserves, but I believe in second and even third chances. Skelly still says he loves her and cared for her, what a fucking joke. For the sake of this woman not going on a killing spree with her bow and firearms, I genuinely hope she reforms her slatternly homewrecker ways and finds a like minded man that can appreciate her for who she is. Perhaps they can hunt together and enjoy the fruits of the land instead of drowning skunks and snuffing raccoons like a psychopath.

She's a homewrecker, that's bad, but she's not a child doser. She should just do a "tell all" stream or video and then leave that state entirely.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I think Nick got out of favor with Slanesh and is now being recruitted by Papa Nurgle.

Suffah pox minion suffah

Despite being at odds with each other Slaanesh and Nurgle have this weird relationship. Slaanesh does excess and pleasure and Nurgle does STDs. It’s clear progression on Nick’s part to receive papa nurgle’s blessing on a part of his excesses

This all sounds like Nick was TERRIFIED Kayla would divorce him. Why would that be?

I assume it’s apart of recieving his parents tugboat money. He married Kayla because she was willing and pushed out kids, whom both parents don’t care about but merely use as an excuse to extract more money from the trust. I mean that snack budget is obviously fraud. Who the fuck goes through that much snacks in a month especially when the kids end up starving and dirty.

 

[Sneed Force One]

This guy needs to be beaten up. He wasn't bullied enough in school. Drexel should have shoved him into more lockers and even disposing of the key.

This is quintessentially the problem, this whitebread ass nigga never faced true consequence until his arrest.
He is so coddled, so bitchmade, that he actually thought to himself "I can take hard drugs, have a mistress and keep everyone none the wiser! If only that meddling Aaron didn't spill the beans!"

In truth, everyone could see it, he was visibly gaunt, his friends were plotting interventions, the Qover collapsed.
He had to go to his spineless, yellow-bellied, pussy-ass father on his hands and knees to take in his side-whore so Kayla wouldn't divorce-rape him.
And what does his faggoty-ass father do?

Allows it.

Allows his rat-tailed son to escape consequences once again, as I'm sure he did many times throughout his spoiled bitch of son's life.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I remember Nick ranting on one of his pre-arrest streams about how marriage is a scam and you should always sign a prenup and you MUST make sure your spouse doesn't get shit in divorce. Guess he was speaking from experience.

Nick is living off a trust fund managed for the descendants of his grandpa, so if Kayla gets the kids in the divorce she supposedly gets control of the portion set aside for maintaing the children and as there's five of them that share is probably a lot bigger than whatever Nick is getting on his own.
Since Nick is living way beyond his means losing his children could seriously mess with his solvency and this money should be independent of any pre-nup because it's between the children and grandpa, with the parents only serving as intermediaries.
I wonder where the money went while the children were living with their grand parents, Nick put the side-hoes hovel on the market around that time.
This also means Nick wasn't just snorting his own money instead of feeding and clothing his children, he was snorting HIS CHILDRENS MONEY instead of feeding and clothing them with it, like one of those abusive show-biz parents who bancrupt their children before they turn eighteen.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

They should log off from life and burn in Hell.

I think its hilarious watching them 5vs1 verbally abuse a woman, and at the same time trying to paint Aaron as the evil abuser while he is not present to defend himself.

They 100% told on themselves, they all like to abuse other people, to a degree they don't even recognize it happening right in front of them. For them it is perfectly normal to screech "cunt", call someone retarded and pile on 5vs1.

Nick showed everyone that he is an abuser, emotionally, verbally, and likely physically as well.
Living with that rage twig must be hell on earth.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Working title: Mortal Coombat.

Immoral Coombat

I inhaled a whipped cream can once empty and all it did is make me kinda light headed with a numb lip and then get a headache. This is truly the most degenerate high: people who think they're just "having fun" and too good for huffing gasoline or duster but are just inhalation junkies with money and an ego.

I did this with a puff once while trying to eat whip cream from the can jokingly.
Slightly light headed a "woah" and that was about it. I probably didn't get it as bad as others because I wasn't trying to get high, but man. I can't imagine doing that constantly desperate to get high.

Via Elissa

The funniest part is that he's still on whippits, so all this bluster about how he's "finally sober" and "it was so easy" and "I'm finally clearheaded" is just complete bullshit because he immediately replaced his drugs of choice with nitrous cans

"You've never seen me sober."
I believe him.
I especially believe him in this current moment.

What possible advantage was he getting from taking constant nitrous hits during that chimpout?

He was treating it like Popeye treats spinach.
I think he probably links the high with "I can think clearly when I'm up."
So he's thinking to himself "Yeahh I can better insult them when I'm in the zone."
This is the man who thinks he can self medicate cocaine.

 

[SigmaBalls]

"Wow! You're the Grand Balldo Champion! I saw your fight against the E-Thot! You're the best! Can I... Can I follow you around? I won't get in the way!"

"Beat it, whore. I don't need a fan."

"Aw gee! You sure? Okay, well, I'll be hanging around the Dabbleverse if you need someone to worship the balldo surrounding your nutsack. Bye!"

 

[Nova902]

View attachment 7413214 "Wow! You're the Grand Balldo Champion! I saw your fight against the E-Thot! You're the best! Can I... Can I follow you around? I won't get in the way!"

View attachment 7413223"Beat it, whore. I don't need a fan."

View attachment 7413214"Aw gee! You sure? Okay, well, I'll be hanging around the Dabbleverse if you need someone to worship the balldo surrounding your nutsack. Bye!"

Emo Miss Piggy and Temu Donna are clout whores with dirty houses. All the people with dirty homes and kids stick together then its "Normal" to live a filthy life.

 

[Pedophobe]

I dont get why Aaron even hung out with nick.

NIck was a minor celebrity and Aaron wanted to ride his coattails to streaming success.

Slightly light headed a "woah" and that was about it. I probably didn't get it as bad as others because I wasn't trying to get high

A proper hit can give you a full on religious experience.