Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Yes stalker, I barely made it through high school. That's what us big brain individuals do, the bare minimum. I hate to break it to ya Pat, but you peaked in high school.
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I don't think he peaked in high school. He never peaked. Its just one long valley of a life, lurching to one failure, then to some embarrassment, then to just a complete fuck up.

Every single thing he has done is somehow also ruined, and almost always by his own hand. He is remarkable in how much a fucking fat loser he is, you couldn't be as much of a loser if you tried your hardest.

Also, Nick looks like fucking shit, what a goblin.
 
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NaggotFigger said:
One frame of Bueno Excellente made me waste time making this fanart too
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I'm sorry comic books, I didn't recognise your game...

(I guess Pat is also a sex pervert, and part of a ""hero team"" - i.e. NAFO - so the comparison is apt)
 
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I graduated a year early and started college part-time because I really did have better things to do. If I'd ever gotten report cards like that, I would've been sent to military school. I'm sure Mama Raven knew that this was as good as it gets. How many teachers came to her office and told her that her son was a retard with a terrible attitude, over the years?
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
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New Pat selfie. Went to Pittsburgh for baseball. His ears have disappeared behind his fat cheeks.

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Holy fuck Niki. The Fat is absorbing her years. She does NOT look good. She probably wanted to do a no makeup lazy day (while going out, go figure) at the baseball park and Pat insisted on a selfie.
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still wearing backwards ballcaps like an enormous tardbaby. i can't believe his ears are fucking gone.
 
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ParasiteSteve said:
I don't think he peaked in high school. He never peaked. Its just one long valley of a life, lurching to one failure, then to some embarrassment, then to just a complete fuck up.
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Getting some books published was his peak.

It was clearly more luck than talent obviously.

Everything after that has been a deep decline.
From published sci-fi author (being generous due to that being factually true) down to an internet joke persecuted by fans of a defunct radio show.

If this was a sitcom character storyline it would be criticized for being too stupid and far fetched.
 
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FinnSven said:
Getting some books published was his peak.

It was clearly more luck than talent obviously.

Everything after that has been a deep decline.
From published sci-fi author (being generous due to that being factually true) down to an internet joke persecuted by fans of a defunct radio show.

If this was a sitcom character storyline it would be criticized for being too stupid and far fetched.
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I like how his cousin is the complete opposite of him despite having the same face, it's like seeing a alternate universe.
 
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The Taco Santo! said:
No more flies for you, Mr. Toadlinson, you are going on a diet. Pictured: Pat Toadlinson going for a drive in Susan:
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That's not fair, Mr. Toad is beloved by children everywhere and is from a famous and classic book. Mr. Toadlinson hasn't read the book, I'd be fairly sure.
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ToadLinson doesn’t have friends who would forgive his immaturity and help him get his things back.
 
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The Taco Santo! said:
Mr. Toadlinson doesn't have friends, but he does constantly promise prison enjoyment to his fellow woodland creatures.
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He would also be wanted in connection with Badger Tramell’s mysterious shooting.

And would be suing the Woodland Police Department, WPD for short, for constant SWATTing of Toadlinson half Hovel.

Mole and rat would actively avoid him, especially at ye old Ruffians watering hole.
 
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Summer of George said:
I think it's just that he figured out how to produce a degree symbol, and was pretty proud of himself, so he had to let that bit stretch its legs today. Dinner later.
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Rick hasn't figured out the degree symbol, he always uses a superscript zero like a retard (⁰F). Annoys me every time. The actual degree symbol is a superscript circle (°F), not oval.
 
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