Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[George Boon]

The Dabbleverse is comprised of people one might consider too old for the internet.

In response to Keanus xeet
Edit: Archive

 

[mindlessobserver]

What even is crackets content these days. Does he even talk about legal stuff anymore or is it just non stop cope streams?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick's reliance on NDAs is hilarious because it's entirely unenforceable. Most get thrown out when butthurt bitches try to sue.

Its only useful application is corporate secrets, proprietary data, etc.

NDA's also do not cover criminal activity, so they're basically useless for a criminal like Nick.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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In response to Keanus xeet

Archive the tweets.

 

[AnOminous]

He was treating it like Popeye treats spinach.

Imagine thinking nitrous, a drug that literally turns you fucking flat out retarded from a combination of anoxia and anesthesia, is something you should do while losing an argument and screaming and screeching like a moron.

What even is crackets content these days. Does he even talk about legal stuff anymore or is it just non stop cope streams?

He gets in screaming arguments with women where he hurls slurs in a faggy falsetto like the complete homo he is.

 

[Lurking9e9]

What is going on Nick? 30 DAYS SOBER!

 

[Captain Manning]

Does anyone know who created this? I found it on Meme Copium's twitter, but it doesn't look like something he'd make. I want to give proper credit.
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It's Meme Copium. He created it. Elissa also re-uploaded it to her channel.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Nick's reliance on NDAs is hilarious because it's entirely unenforceable. Most get thrown out when butthurt bitches try to sue.

Even if it didn't get thrown out so what? By the time the person broke it and spilled the beans the damage is done. Sure he can theoretically go after them for it, but anything he might get is going to pale into comparison to the damage done,

Does he even talk about legal stuff anymore or is it just non stop cope streams?

He theoretically does do trail streaming stuff, currently for the Karen Read case. However if you actually watch it, it's 90% lame attempts at shitty jokes and unfunny pedotips. Even the small amount of time he actually devotes to the case is basically worthless because it's clear he's both retarded, and completely unaware of what's actual going on in the case.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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What is going on Nick? 30 DAYS SOBER!

As funny as your post is, it’s really just Nick spiralling because he’s not the reason a Bechdel test fails.
If women are talking and he’s not the topic, he throws a tantrum.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Keanu using an overlay of Balldo's face to talk as him, it's so fucking stupid but it made me lol.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

It's Meme Copium. He created it. Elissa also re-uploaded it to her channel.

Thank you. It seems I underestimated Meme Copium.

 

[psycho motor retard]

Your edits were one of the first things that popped into my mind.


In Minor LOLCOW balldo related spheres.
COOMALOT got kicked out of a convention claiming its because someone said he is a "nazi"

https://x.com/CAMELCASTOff/status/1926699437545386311

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https://archive.md/iTUKn (Archive)

Please forgive my approaching boomerism self I don't know what to use to archive tweets so I just screenshotted it.

The note doesn't say shit about being a Nazi, if you ask me its his hedonistic sex pesting that got him kicked.
E: This is extra likely as the gaming expo I'd imagine has overlap with vtubers - who he harassed employees of a company of.

CGSummit responded, pointing out that the event and decision is not theirs. archive

He's getting the wrong people in trouble because the party actually responsible has been off Twitter for almost a year, so he can't rile illiterate boomers to screech at them. What a spineless fucking loser. Hope he turns a hard right in his next race.

 

[Seafarer]

Maybe this has been Nick's 5D chess move all along. Just go so balls to the wall insane along with the boredom of watching paint dry that the Karen farms just gives up

This is similar to a schizo theory I've pondered for quite some time, whereby Nick was perhaps reading up on the Calhoun mouse utopia experiments one afternoon and a new strategy for dealing with increased attention from the Farms finally dawned on him: just intentionally adopt and embrace every lolcow trait and force-feed so many unhinged meltdowns' unlimited supply of milk that it eventually triggers the behavioral sink phenomenon that thrusts the overindulged Kiwi population into societal collapse and extinction. In this analogy the early beginnings of Locals degeneracy would have been the "strive phase," the cokestream/arrest/CHIPS era would have been the "exploit phase," the many rants on twitter and YT chats while awaiting the plea and return to streaming would have been the "equilibrium" plateau, and now the difficulty digesting so much information overload from Friday's crashout and similar crashouts to come may be the tipping point into the "die phase."

It was always a promising experiment, Nick, but Ralph already tried it to no avail, so you may have to bump those numbers up with more and more milk until it chokes the whole fuckin' lot of 'em. Just keep it coming!

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This was literally the same strategy Chris Chan used when he first started getting trolled, “information overload” I think he called it. Of course this just led to him getting trolled even harder.

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Keanu using an overlay of Balldo's face to talk as him, it's so fucking stupid but it made me lol.

This reminds me of one of those creepy edits of children’s faces made by horrorcow smartschoolboy

 

[Lonely khan]

I don't think there's anything that would prevent Kayla from taking half of everything and she seems like a good potential candidate for alimony too, if they still have that in MN.

https://mankatofamilylaw.com/2024/05/16/massive-2024-changes-to-spousal-support-alimony-in-minnesota-what-you-need-to-know/

There are new guidelins since 2024 for "spousal maintenance". The above lawyer stated prior to 2024 MN was the "Wild West" of divorce. If she left in 2023 she may have got the sweet "Dave Foley's ex wife alimony" or an alimony existing in perpetuity based on the husbands earnings during the husbands peak earning time. If Rackets was taking in 50k in youtube monthly revenue/chats he could have been liable to pay her 25k a month forever.

Allows his rat-tailed son to escape consequences once again, as I'm sure he did many times throughout his spoiled bitch of son's life.

If Nick's money isn't specifically in a trust in his name, Daddy Rackets might have been concerned with Kayla extracting from the shared inheritance pie that they both are only allowed to eat while married to Nick/Celeste.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Nick's reliance on NDAs is hilarious because it's entirely unenforceable. Most get thrown out when butthurt bitches try to sue.

Its only useful application is corporate secrets, proprietary data, etc.

He's writing "pinky promis you won't say anything bad about me" on a piece of paper with crayon and people assume a skilled (real) lawyer can't turn that shit into swiss cheese. He really is lucky the people who can truly hurt him are morons.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

KNU origin story:

Geno and Keanu describe the pic of Kayla posing for Aaron (From STMS today)

 

[Sneed Force One]

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KNU origin story:

Geno and Keanu describe the pic of Kayla posing for Aaron (From STMS today)

Nick is gonna be platinum mad lmao
Is it wise for Aaron to be allowing them to shit on Kayla on his channel?
I assume he could just say "I didn't know they'd do that". But Nick will use every angle of attack possible.

 

[owed to joy]

What even is crackets content these days. Does he even talk about legal stuff anymore or is it just non stop cope streams?

I know it goes without saying at this point, but didn't he say he was offline for a long time because he didn't want his show to be about personal drama anymore and wanted to come back when he had time and space to do a real show? Didn't he also say he'd do the 5k locals gift? But instead he came out of pocket to fly to Vegas and sulk at the bar till someone felt sorry enough to ask him what's up.
This guy has reached retard depths that were unknown prior to his discovery. He believes that because Aaron outed the polycule, anything he now says is because Aaron opened the door to it. And now that he's been sentenced, talking about all the criminal stuff and the arrest is totally fair game.
Meanwhile all of the most disgusting and salacious details of his sex dependency circle and his drug addiction/criminal behavior has come directly from him. Not Aaron, not the court documents, not any spectators or commentators. Him, his own stupid lispy faggot mouth.
He also seems to believe that anything that he says or does online exclusively lives online and doesn't get out to his offline people or effect his offline life in any way. He  still thinks that.

If his kid really said that stuff about the nanny I'm not surprised. Being raised by this clown, the only thing he has to teach is how to lie with blissful ignorance of any consequence.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick is gonna be platinum mad lmao
Is it wise for Aaron to be allowing them to shit on Kayla on his channel?
I assume he could just say "I didn't know they'd do that". But Nick will use every angle of attack possible.

The no contact order is against Aaron, the person. His channel belongs to his company, Steel Toe Media.
Geno and Keanu are not covered and can talk about Kayla all day.

 

[Oxyjen]

Thank you. It seems I underestimated Meme Copium.

Didn’t you see his Stoney’s ad? He’s a really good editor.