Ralph forgot to mention the part whete the bald dude stood up with glee saying, "Oh my God you are Ethan Ralph from the Killstream I am a huge fan!" After which the entire bar got into a line to get his autograph. It is also why no one got arrested. Once the cops saw it was Ralph they all immediately told him what big fans they are of the show.
Eh, idk. He denied his surname the last time this unknown Mexican resident's identity was questioned. He even offered to refute his first name too, without provocation. Whoever this Mexican pig-hybrid without a blue passport may be, he's afraid of a specific set of words. Hearing someone IRL say "I'm a huge fan of the KEELSTREAM." If someone knows who he is in public, that person might as well be the grim reaper.
On one hand, he's got a point. God only knows how many xannieberries he takes on a daily basis. On the other, it's not like he manages himself well after he ingests them. It's just slurring, looping, falling out of his chair, and sometimes turning purple, but I can't imagine many would do better after taking 3x the recommended dosage, at a minimum.
None of this happened. It was all just A WORK to own the FanFictionFarms
Ya. That's the context of the "goodbye horses" clip when he was at Dax's studio.
You mean it isn't?
I think other people at the center say things like 'look, here's your dad', but when Xander asks for Daddy it's Valle that he means.
Sorry, am I misunderstanding something? He didn't let the kid keep his presents?
Wow man, he was in recovery!!! Or his lowest point!!! Whichever excuse he likes to use whenever he's more retarded than usual.
I imagine that whenever the words "daddy" and the like are spoken, Ralph turns around and says "where". Then he gets disappointed that Ronnie, Metokur, Juju, Null, or his new daddeh Hunter, aren't there. Though still TBD on the last one since I don't recall there being too much interaction with the last one ever since Ralph was doing some gonzo journalism and had their telegram conversation on the screen while trying to phonebook Harreh's phone number. Hunter did luck out though since his comms were all audio messages.
Not quite. Apparently Faith didn't want the toy at her house or whatever. Not particularly sure why since it's not like it was a drum set or powewheels. Also not sure how Ralph knew she wasn't going to allow Xanduh to bring it home if they aren't on speaking terms ATM, but could have been easier mitigated if Ralph asked prior. I'm assuming the mandatory plexiglass observer told him, or she simply stated as such in the custody communications app.
thats why he kept the receits.
Not 90s spiderman? Pleb's taste
Oh man. That does provide the most justification because the only thing I can think of is they don't want Xanduh to accidentally cause Grandma Ralph 2 to trip and fall. At the very least, I could easily see Ralph putting some cheap airtag knockoff to track the location.
He’s finding it “hard to keep up with” the kid sitting in a room with him for two hours? And two days of that left him SO TIRED? What is he, 80 years old? He’s literally 40 going on 60 (or 80.)
We tend to judge people by our own standards. Because Ralph is deviant, spiteful, paranoid, selfish, vengeful and insecure, he assumes everyone else is too. He snakes on everyone eventually, so he thinks they'll snake on him and is stocking up on weaponry in the interim.
It's about control. He's never been genuinely respected as an authority or a leader, so as soon as he gains any kind of advantage, he does anything he can to retain it. Ironically this just means it slips away from him even quicker. Like how he demands loyalty and fealty and then turns around and snakes his "friends" at the drop of a hat. "Do unto others before they do unto you" type of mentality.
