Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[AMHOLIO]

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In 1985 this was just a Rockstar outfit. In 2025 this is the "woman" reporting you to HR.

This is hard hair metal phobia and I won't have it. It's been over 20 years since the 90s, leave the hair metalist alone!!!

 

[Sean Andalou]

This is hard hair metal phobia and I won't have it. It's been over 20 years since the 90s, leave the hair metalist alone!!!

I used to listen to Twisted Sister (that's the band's name not that one guy).
Slight power level and showing my age: 1970s and 1980s.

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A pooner poet in trouble.


Reddit -- Archive

I'm ftm but closeted from most people in my family. Recently I've won a poetry competition for medical professionals and a fairly prestigious newspaper wants to publish my poem and host an interview with me. However if I change my name in the future, this will prevent me from being stealth since people can google it. What would you do if you were me? Should I:

a) decline b) publish it anonymously c) publish it with my deadname, but tell them the truth and have them promise they will change it once I change my name legally?

Edit: the poem is medical-themed

 

[Lovely Kin]

A serious consideration discussed at length.

Almost as if being a troon is a mentally kink itself.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Ha ha, I didn't think the daft bastards would go ahead with their moobs out protests against the UK Supreme Court's judgement when the idea first circulated a few weeks ago, but no, they definitely don't have even the modicum of common sense necessary to see how awful this would look. And so...

Another moobs out protest, this time on Whitehall in London:

Topless trans folks protest outside Downing Street in ‘deeply symbolic act’ (Pink News archived)



Pink News (of all news sources!) appears to have micro-blurred the moobs with the result that they all look like they have squashed their nipples on a glass plate.

Here is the photo in its full horror:

Spoiler: Courtesy spoiler

I reckon we have a new rising star to look for here:

Strong "taking a dick out selfie in a nursery's toilet is my human right" vibe going on.

Also if I'm not mistaken this here:

is certified lunatic Alan "Sarah Jane" Baker who castrated himself in jail.

 

[Pig Cups]

Another moobs out protest, this time on Whitehall in London:

Topless trans folks protest outside Downing Street in ‘deeply symbolic act’ (Pink News archived)

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Pink News (of all news sources!) appears to have micro-blurred the moobs with the result that they all look like they have squashed their nipples on a glass plate.

Here is the photo in its full horror:

Spoiler: Courtesy spoiler

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I reckon we have a new rising star to look for here:
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Strong "taking a dick out selfie in a nursery's toilet is my human right" vibe going on.

Also if I'm not mistaken this here:
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is certified lunatic Alan "Sarah Jane" Baker who castrated himself in jail.

Unless they act out in a physically violent fashion, they should never be arrested for these stunts.

Arresting them for indecent exposure only serves to validate their fetish, as it would lead them to think, “this is happening ‘cuz I’m a heckin’ valid womxn!! It’s WOMXN who get arrested for toplessness- never men!”

It’s important that they’re denied that satisfaction. I’m disappointed in the censorship of the photos for that very same reason.

 

[Candidate No 7]

It’s important that they’re denied that satisfaction. I’m disappointed in the censorship of the photos for that very same reason.

I think Pink News (bonkers trans-extremist site) blurred the photos out of principle, "these are ladies therefore we blur their womanly breasts". In Baker's case there was not much to blur:

Urgh, this is sick. Fredo Wallace has posted this photo at the same event:


Imagine taking a child to a protest like that. Tranhausen parents are the worst of the worst.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Unless they act out in a physically violent fashion, they should never be arrested for these stunts.

Arresting them for indecent exposure only serves to validate their fetish, as it would lead them to think, “this is happening ‘cuz I’m a heckin’ valid womxn!! It’s WOMXN who get arrested for toplessness- never men!”

It’s important that they’re denied that satisfaction. I’m disappointed in the censorship of the photos for that very same reason.

To be fair, they blurred the pooner in the back too. So using troon logic, men get their titties blurred as well.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

So people are going to see ugly men with fake tits showing.

That'll show everyone just how seriously sane they all are and how the rest of us should support them in their perfectly valid struggle....

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Another moobs out protest, this time on Whitehall in London:

Topless trans folks protest outside Downing Street in ‘deeply symbolic act’ (Pink News archived)

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Pink News (of all news sources!) appears to have micro-blurred the moobs with the result that they all look like they have squashed their nipples on a glass plate.

Here is the photo in its full horror:

Spoiler: Courtesy spoiler

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I reckon we have a new rising star to look for here:
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Strong "taking a dick out selfie in a nursery's toilet is my human right" vibe going on.

Also if I'm not mistaken this here:
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is certified lunatic Alan "Sarah Jane" Baker who castrated himself in jail.

Those moobs are so fucking funny lol and the outfits. That’s amazing.

 

[Candidate No 7]

According to Fredo, these photos demonstrate trans joy.



Fact-check; eh.

I always wonder what the ones that sort-of-pass really think of the others when they're together.

 

[Sandshrew]

This has to be one of the most bizzare things i've read any its only early morning in my area.

Her mom clocked it for what it is, but she still isn't self-aware enough to realize.
I imagine social media and society telling the pooner that she's ~100% valid~ only fuels the delusion.

I always wonder what the ones that sort-of-pass really think of the others when they're together.

I'm pretty sure the slang "hon" for non-passing tranny originated from 4chan's tranny users making fun of their fellow trannies. The sassy gay men HSTS types are still sassy gay men at the end of the day, so they're going to gossip about each other. Blaire White's whole shtick is about how he's one of the passing gay male trannies (with the aid of several plastic surgeries) so he's "One Of The Good Ones", and he regularly makes fun of the ugly ones.

 

[Stan]

Whoever this is looks almost no different from the initial photo, the only difference I see is the longer hair and the different angle.

The biggest difference I notice is that he's smiling in the third photo, and not in the first two.
Masculine gender = no smile, srs face
Feminine gender =

Please help

I don't think anyone can help this lady tbqh. Which sucks, because she's definitely the injured party here, along with the kids.

I see a few people defending the OP and arguing with the dumbshits, and that gives me some happiness at least. I hate that reddit is such a cesspool. Trannys are such a small percent of the population and yet they fucking own so many god damn platforms that shape dialogue like Reddit.

Reddit has been colonized by troons to an unparalleled extent. Twitter used to give it some competition, but not post Elon. Now IIRC twansphobic remawks can count on your list of permaban-able infractions (i.e. global ban, not just ban from r/trannyechochamber_4), postings which even hint at being anti-trans get memory holed, ~50%+ of Reddit mods are troons, and they comprise the stickiest, loudest, vocal minority on the platform. By volunteering as mods, troons basically managed to skew all of Reddit into a trans madrasa, even if you're just there for r/silverbugs and r/mineralgore and r/medicalgore* like uh... well, certainly not me!

Spoiler

Another peak trans moment for me was finding a thread on r/medicalgore of coroner photos of some stupid troon who had managed to kill himself by trying to strangulate his penis in the mouth of a plastic bottle. (It swelled up inside the bottle, couldn't be removed, and bro just ignored it til he died of kidney injury d/t urinary obstruction a few days later, apparently.) The mods were assiduously banning anyone who dared to "misgender" this insane man or imply that people who feel the need to uh... do that, are not really women.

Is that the answer then? Trannydom is just brain damage?

Maybe? I could certainly think of one guy who leaned harder into troonery as he got more isolated and his SUDs started running the show.

I always wonder what the ones that sort-of-pass really think of the others when they're together.

The sort of attractive and passing ones (the Blair Whites, etc.) are mercilessly horrible to the ogres behind closed doors and within their own feelings, will confide as much to their handmaiden/faghag friends, and they actually hate that they're stuck in the same boat with the hons on a political-social level. They want to be seen as like, Prime-grade trans and these lesser troons are merely Choice-grade (maybe even commercial-grade), but at the end of the day they're all just blokes pretending and close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

I used to listen to Twisted Sister (that's the band's name not that one guy).
Slight power level and showing my age: 1970s and 1980s.

I never listened to them, but it does remind me of another way that trans ruins everything.

In the 1986 film Flight of the Navigator, a 12 year old boy is taken by an extraterrestrial in 1978 and returned (not having aged at all) in 1986. He experiences a few culture shocks from missing eight years on earth, including not having seen MTV. An assistant tells him she went to a Twisted Sister concert the previous night (which is why she had some purple in her hair).

"I've never heard of her"
"It's a him. Actually, it's a them".

In 1986, this exchange was amusing. The boy presumes a musical act called Twisted Sister is a female, and he's corrected on the pronouns. And 'them' means 'a band', not non-binary.

Now I can never watch the scene again without the abyss of gender madness staring back at me.

 

[Neko GF]

According to Fredo, these photos demonstrate trans joy.

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Fact-check; eh.
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I always wonder what the ones that sort-of-pass really think of the others when they're together.

"Trans joy"= public indecency. We already knew that transgenderism was inherently degenerate & perverted. They didn't need to flash their moobs to prove it.

 

[Stan]

"Trans joy"= public indecency. We already knew that transgenderism was inherently degenerate & perverted. They didn't need to flash their moobs to prove it.

I do feel somewhat more upset and scandalized by these guys showing moob than I am at some random fat guy sweating it out on the beach on a hot day, but I'm not going to give the trannies intellectual credit that I'm more scandalized because they're 'women'. I'm upset because nudity is contextual and these men are deliberately exposing themselves to me for like, political reasons or something.

And no I don't think this makes them like the Title IX girls demonstration at Yale in 1976 or 2nd wave "bra-burners". Women choosing to expose themselves like that in political protest is not the same as men doing the Full Monty.

I reckon we have a new rising star to look for here:

You know how we usually joke that FFS doesn't do anything?
Well, here's the other outcome.

This guy got FFS and got BOTCHED. Bigly. His face looks like an hourglass now.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I never listened to them, but it does remind me of another way that trans ruins everything.

In the 1986 film Flight of the Navigator, a 12 year old boy is taken by an extraterrestrial in 1978 and returned (not having aged at all) in 1986. He experiences a few culture shocks from missing eight years on earth, including not having seen MTV. An assistant tells him she went to a Twisted Sister concert the previous night (which is why she had some purple in her hair).

"I've never heard of her"
"It's a him. Actually, it's a them".

In 1986, this exchange was amusing. The boy presumes a musical act called Twisted Sister is a female, and he's corrected on the pronouns. And 'them' means 'a band', not non-binary.

Now I can never watch the scene again without the abyss of gender madness staring back at me.

I always kind of wandered once sent home if he used that little piece of information to meet and nail her.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

The sort of attractive and passing ones (the Blair Whites, etc.) are mercilessly horrible to the ogres behind closed doors and within their own feelings, will confide as much to their handmaiden/faghag friends, and they actually hate that they're stuck in the same boat with the hons on a political-social level. They want to be seen as like, Prime-grade trans and these lesser troons are merely Choice-grade (maybe even commercial-grade), but at the end of the day they're all just blokes pretending and close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades.

There was actually a case where one tranny wanted to kill another tranny because the newest tranny was too ugly. The not-as-ugly tranny brought a gun in to his interrogation and shot himself while his handmaiden wife got to go to prison for the ugly tranny’s murder.

ETA: link

 

[healing rain]

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Boo hoo, tranny can't get general anesthesia with intubation anymore because of his voice feminization surgery, and the anesthesiologist refuses to give him local anesthesia for his butt lift.

I love how these tranny procedures all affect each other in a negative way, Frankenstein medicine at its finest.

Sorry, when did insurance companies start offering coverage for BBLs?

Also, why are these people so goddamn lazy? If you want a nice body and a fat ass, you could trying going to the gym and working for it like everyone else. But that would require discipline, willpower, accountability, and actually making healthy lifestyle changes.
I guess this freak’s bones have been so thoroughly vaporized by HRT that he’d snap like a twig trying to do a leg press.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

According to Fredo, these photos demonstrate trans joy.

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Fact-check; eh.
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I always wonder what the ones that sort-of-pass really think of the others when they're together.

I love this. I hope they do more like this. Then, every time a troon does that “well ACTUALLY, 90% of the time you can’t tell” thing, I can reply with this. Like, I’m not even remotely outraged by this. It’s just a bunch of shirtless fat dudes.

The sort of attractive and passing ones (the Blair Whites, etc.) are mercilessly horrible to the ogres behind closed doors and within their own feelings, will confide as much to their handmaiden/faghag friends, and they actually hate that they're stuck in the same boat with the hons on a political-social level. They want to be seen as like, Prime-grade trans and these lesser troons are merely Choice-grade (maybe even commercial-grade), but at the end of the day they're all just blokes pretending and close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades.

My favourite is Brianna Wu, who thinks he’s a Blair White, but is an ogre.

 

[Stan]

There was actually a case where one tranny wanted to kill another tranny because the newest tranny was too ugly. The not-as-ugly tranny brought a gun in to his interrogation and shot himself while his handmaiden wife got to go to prison for the ugly tranny’s murder.

ETA: link

Yeah I’m aware I love EWU but this is really a lesser expression of the contempt I mean because in this case the third wheel tranny Ryan was more of an obstacle so the movie to kill him may well have been for Naira to isolate and entwine Sarah.
Tbh I believe Corey also knows more than he’s letting on and is just being real smart with police to let his ex and her troonspouse take the fall.

Nah what I mean is a global, unspecific anger at ugly trannies for being even theoretically related to your exalted transfeminine self, don’t they see how much effort I put in? How I care? How I can no longer see you unless I’m post 39 mins later makeup routine?!?

That’s more what I mean: they fall into a prison of feminine behavior and then get angry to have to share space in the platform with brick hons who in their mind make transness look bad, but honey… you did that yourself…