Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Meaning she found a man ready to flip Nick off by March. It's very doable.

And no doubt she would have arrived with a tale of woe that would make Nick look like an abusive asshole (which he is).

 

[Gator_Aids]

I love how his only insults to women are these:
- you are fat
- you are a dumb bitch
- you are a dumb cunt
It's so vapid and futile, devoid of any creativity and combined with his nasally faggy voice, it doesn't even land.
You can find better misogynistic insults on the playground of a high school, whether it's from the boys or the girls.
To think about that, he's exactly like Ethan Ralph , who can only call someone a slut or a whore, prefixed with an adjective.

“FIX HER!!!!!!”

 

[ascension failure]

Here's a little music to enjoy while you browse the Nick Rekieta / Street Drug Spelling thread

 

[AnOminous]

Even if they weren't, if your son gets into this kind of trouble, and it becomes obvious that he has a problem with addiction, and you realize he has been lying to you for a very long time about multiple things (and your grandchildren's wellbeing seems to be at stake), there is no way that you let your lying, addict son be your only source of information about the whole thing. At least not if you care about those grandkids.

They don't give a flying fuck that Balldo is driving them around risking their lives wasted off his ass.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Nick insists his entire brand isn't radioactive, and its just the "algorithm" that doesn't know what to do with him.
Nevermind all the drugs, polycules, betrayal, abusing children, hanging out with pedophiles, screaming at women.

Its just YouTube being a little fucky-wucky! That estimate rate of -14.15% Average Viewer Count loss every week is just the algo playing up!

 

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I love how his only insults to women are these:
- you are fat
- you are a dumb bitch
- you are a dumb cunt
It's so vapid and futile, devoid of any creativity and combined with his nasally faggy voice, it doesn't even land.
You can find better misogynistic insults on the playground of a high school, whether it's from the boys or the girls.
To think about that, he's exactly like Ethan Ralph , who can only call someone a slut or a whore, prefixed with an adjective.

When he deviates from his stock insults and tries to freestyle, what he comes up with is more confusing than insulting. My favorite from the NLO Keanu chimpout: "Talking to you is like having a rap battle with a vibrator."

 

[AnOminous]

If Nick is doing canned air... I don't know the odds or whatever... but there's a chance he'll pass out and not wake up.

Say what you like about nitrous, but short of literally asphyxiating yourself with it, which almost takes putting effort into your stupidity, it isn't going to kill you instantly, and it takes long-term extreme abuse to get its negative effects.

Almost all other inhalants have a non-zero chance of just instantly killing you, particularly duster. It's called sudden sniffing death syndrome. For some reason it just sometimes causes your heart to stop.

The deep voice thing is pretty distinctive, though, and associated specifically with nitrous.

Maybe he can take up gold spray paint. That makes for funny mug shots.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Say what you like about nitrous, but short of literally asphyxiating yourself with it, which almost takes putting effort into your stupidity, it isn't going to kill you instantly, and it takes long-term extreme abuse to get its negative effects.

Almost all other inhalants have a non-zero chance of just instantly killing you, particularly duster. It's called sudden sniffing death syndrome. For some reason it just sometimes causes your heart to stop.

The deep voice thing is pretty distinctive, though, and associated specifically with nitrous.

Maybe he can take up gold spray paint. That makes for funny mug shots.
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I won't lie, Nick coming back from 'checking on the wife' with a face full of paint would make me laugh.

 

[Potatoherder]

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Nick insists his entire brand isn't radioactive, and its just the "algorithm" that doesn't know what to do with him.
Nevermind all the drugs, polycules, betrayal, abusing children, hanging out with pedophiles, screaming at women.

Its just YouTube being a little fucky-wucky! That estimate rate of -14.15% Average Viewer Count loss every week is just the algo playing up!

The bigger thing is he is actively telling people to bypass a system where YT gets at least a 30% cut. If Nick was getting more superchats they would deem his shit worth pushing.

I am just a retard on the internet but this is obvious to me. The algorithm sees a stream that can't be advertised on and no superchats. It's doing exactly what it was designed to do.

 

[Nova902]

I wonder how Kayla feels knowing Nick publicly said he has April set up as a back up wife if Kayla ever divorces him. And he loves her and turns red in the face mad defending her. But shrugs off when people call Kayla a whore.

 

[LimeRikki]

Kiki is now April's White Knight
But Nick is prepared for this fight:
"Well here's a neat stunt,
I'll call her a 'cunt'!
That'll show that dumb whore that I'm right!"

Nick is so good at arguing and debating. Idk farmers, I think Fatty Rackets totally made himself look good! He should celebrate his victory over Kiki with even more huffing!

 

[Sneed Force One]

The bigger thing is he is actively telling people to bypass a system where YT gets at least a 30% cut. If Nick was getting more superchats they would deem his shit worth pushing.

I am just a retard on the internet but this is obvious to me. The algorithm sees a stream that can't be advertised on and no superchats. It's doing exactly what it was designed to do.

I hope this is true. Nick Rekieta co-signing a pedophile's doxxing, leaky, legal gray-area AI-horseshit paypiggery bypass resulting in the slow, painful death of his channel would be the cherry on the cake.

 

[OTView]

Nick insists his entire brand isn't radioactive, and its just the "algorithm" that doesn't know what to do with him.
Nevermind all the drugs, polycules, betrayal, abusing children, hanging out with pedophiles, screaming at women.

Its just YouTube being a little fucky-wucky! That estimate rate of -14.15% Average Viewer Count loss every week is just the algo playing up!

Thankfully, as little nicky has more or less said: subscribers, view counts and superchats don't matter. So he shouldn't be at all concerned that they're all dwindling regardless of when he streams, what he streams or how often he streams!

 

[River possum]

I wonder how Kayla feels knowing Nick publicly said he has April set up as a back up wife if Kayla ever divorces him. And he loves her and turns red in the face mad defending her. But shrugs off when people call Kayla a whore.

I doubt she cares at all at this point.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

South Park predicted a "respected, religious and liked family man lawyer" to fallout on drugs.
In this case instead of "cheesing" it's "whipp it":
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If we remove the "kippah" and put Nick's hairstyle on it will almost look like him.

 

[Vibralldo]

Keanu, its time to post the April DMs.
Expose the fact April called Nick abusive.

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Of course Nick co-signs this faggoty-ass edgelord shit on Memorial Day.
Nick has never known a sense of honour or duty as Minnesota's most unemployed grifter.
The power America gained in WW2 kept the country on equal footing with the fucking Soviet Union for decades, leading to post-collapse Pax Americana, your average fucking middle-school kid knows this. RETARDS

If only the strong men were here to protect our children from pedophiles like Vito and Melton

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

And again, just imagine being a kid and hearing your father once again locked in his office screaming at someone.

I asked ChatGPT to draw a picture of life inside the Rekieta household. The results are uncanny

 

[Sam Losco]

This is Nick's future:

 

[arc minsk]

I wonder how Kayla feels knowing Nick publicly said he has April set up as a back up wife if Kayla ever divorces him. And he loves her and turns red in the face mad defending her. But shrugs off when people call Kayla a whore.

he's sort of like DSP when PPP kept calling his wife a big fat fuck and then he would defend that canadian pedophile asian guy in his chat for like 15 minutes but then laugh off PPP calling his wife a big fat fuck. cooked lolcows

 

[woodedbag]

I wonder how Kayla feels knowing Nick publicly said he has April set up as a back up wife if Kayla ever divorces him. And he loves her and turns red in the face mad defending her. But shrugs off when people call Kayla a whore.

She's busy dozing in and out of consciousness from about 8 green bar Xanax, some NyQuil, and a weighted blanket