Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 23.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 31.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 87 32.5%

  • Total voters
    268
I wonder how Kayla feels knowing Nick publicly said he has April set up as a back up wife if Kayla ever divorces him. And he loves her and turns red in the face mad defending her. But shrugs off when people call Kayla a whore.

She would've been a prime candidate for lobotomy back in the 50's even before all this shit went down just based on her first appearances on stream. I think she's escaped into her own world and mostly ignores her reality. Very sad and miserable stuff all around.
 
I wonder how Kayla feels knowing Nick publicly said he has April set up as a back up wife if Kayla ever divorces him. And he loves her and turns red in the face mad defending her. But shrugs off when people call Kayla a whore.
Just like the bodycam footage, the Kayla tell-all is coming, you don't do shit like this to women (or anyone, really) for so long and then walk away from them like nothing happened.
 
Nick never got as mad over Kayla's honor as he did over April's honor.

He got more mad over shit flung at Mandy than he did over shit flung at Kayla and her totally ruined body.

Dammit Nick!
He had more indignation when discussing his head janny CGoody’s memorial (which he will never see) getting mildly trolled with references to Lord Balldo than any slight against the mother of his 5 children.
 
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Xitter user "AFStreamWatch" makes a very interesting point during this discussion.
 
Kaneau went on with Chad Zumock, talking about her balldo struggle session, doing the rounds to milk this newfound adoration for all its worth.

She says streaming tonight and says she's going after the cows on Pretty-Anti-Social on the show tonight. "Those stupid wine moms are making a major mistake. They're not good people, and maybe they need to know it."
 
Has anyone ever done a true deep dive analysis into the flurry of Twitter texts between Nick and Nick...er I mean April? And why did April change her Twitter name to something like "Aprillaw"?
I just remember seeing very clear words and phrasing that just didn't jive with a not so bright rural Minnesota farm girl's style. Let alone a woman's in general.
Some of the words, and sentences screamed Nick Rekieta to me. I wish I could remember some off the top of my head. If Nick is a true narcissist like most sane people realize now he would have no problem doing whatever is necessary to control the narrative, and keep the shared fantasy. That would include having fantasy conversations with himself. He may genuinely have a split personality too. Has anyone ever considered that?
 
the simplest explanation is most likely the truth. i don't see how rekieta's trust fund is protected from a divorce. if rekieta dies, i am sure the trust goes to his wife and kids. so if rekieta got divorced, i can see how the courts will alter the trust to give half to the wife.
Worst case scenario for Nick/Celeste is that in the case of divorce, the court mandates Kayla be made a full trustee, meaning she would have more influence than Nick or his parents over the money as far as the kids portion of the inheritance is concerned - in that situation she could theoretically have Nick entirely cut off from the trust.
 
Xitter user "AFStreamWatch" makes a very interesting point during this discussion.
"Imagine being friends with a revenge pornographer. That's DISGUSTING"
Well, he is wrong, they aren't friends, they just have mutual enemies. They are friends in the same way two addicts on probation who bump into eachother during screenings are friends.

Everyone on this picture hate eachother.
 
Kaneau went on with Chad Zumock, talking about her balldo struggle session, doing the rounds to milk this newfound adoration for all its worth.
Running things into the ground seems to be a Keanu trademark.
She says streaming tonight and says she's going after the cows on Pretty-Anti-Social on the show tonight. "Those stupid wine moms are making a major mistake. They're not good people, and maybe they need to know it."
What Keanu should be doing is going for the layup on Nick by trying to trick or trap him into being on another livestream with her. Nobody cares about the opinions or history of leather-bag hanger-ons.
 
Has anyone ever done a true deep dive analysis into the flurry of Twitter texts between Nick and Nick...er I mean April? And why did April change her Twitter name to something like "Aprillaw"?
it was so manic and schizophrenic that i don't think there was much to take from it. it was just drunk nick cryptic musings of a fucking midwit with a writing degree. i don't think there's anything to extract from it besides nick is a basic bitch and can't stitch together cohesive stories or thoughts.
 
it was so manic and schizophrenic that i don't think there was much to take from it. it was just drunk nick cryptic musings of a fucking midwit with a writing degree. i don't think there's anything to extract from it besides nick is a basic bitch and can't stitch together cohesive stories or thoughts.
I think it was a period of time between Nick was convinced he was getting divorced and Kayla putting his second-wife schemes into a metaphorical chokehold.

April was openly shitting on Kayla, professing her love for Nick, they both thought they'd get their happy little child-free ending in a rented condo in Minneapolis.

Then comes the hammer blow of @Fapcop's shining star. Nick whimpers and dismisses his sultry harlot. She is quietly shoo'ed away to Grandfather Rekieta's house to live out her Qover days in exile until January, where she's told to fuck off.
 
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I'm sorry that Drex is a groomer, but a real best friend would beat the living shit out of his best friend for this nigger behavior.

Drex, I know you watch the thread... You must fuck Kayla to complete your bull ark. Your childhood best friend is far gone and you must make his comeuppance more painful.
he's waiting for the kids to get old enough to really put the dagger in nick's back.
 
Has anyone ever done a true deep dive analysis into the flurry of Twitter texts between Nick and Nick...er I mean April? And why did April change her Twitter name to something like "Aprillaw"?
That would include having fantasy conversations with himself. He may genuinely have a split personality too. Has anyone ever considered that?
that was just a crackwhore sick of living in the murder bath house making a last ditch attempt to get Nick to kick his entire family out of the main house before she had to put in effort to go out to Stoney's and find a new cash machine afaik. pretty standard crackwhore behavior, and I do not fault her for trying. id say the odds are high mom and dad had to give him the final no on that one otherwise he'd have totally thrown the family to the curb over it. can't give up the trust tho
 
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