Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

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Tell us what she says!
Mention that she doesn't know what 10+18 is.
Mom shakes her head and says no one that stupid and gullible has any reason to be unsupervised at all times, and she has no idea what Emily is trying to draw but she doesn't think it's a centaur, more of a half-ass. :story:

And yes, that's her words verbatim.
 
Mom shakes her head and says no one that stupid and gullible has any reason to be unsupervised at all times, and she has no idea what Emily is trying to draw but she doesn't think it's a centaur, more of a half-ass. :story:

And yes, that's her words verbatim.
I feel like your mom and my mom would be friends. I also tell her lolcow stories. She'll ask me now and then "what's that crazy girl in Pennsylvania up to?" or "Has that fat woman in Kuwait died yet?"
 
I knew she had shit taste in music but my God, there isn't a single good song in there.

I did say she was a based old lady. She'd be a Kiwi shitposting here with us if she wasn't scared of any tech more advanced then a TV remote. 😄
Man, I wish I had a based mom. Mine's generally left leaning, although she did giggle after I explained why I answered her phone and yelled SAAR! SAAR, DO NOT REDEEM! after a scammer called her right back after she hung up on him.

@Null I'm reporting this site to the FBI for hacking. which it is illegal. :| I also have proof of such.
Has Null ever responded to you? There might be a reason for that, moron.
 
Has Null ever responded to you? There might be a reason for that, moron.
It does raise an interesting question though. How many @'s does it take to incur Nulls wrath?
We've already seen Trombonista tell to cut that shit out. Maybe Null gets @'s all the time and just ignores them. Maybe he is amused by Emily. Maybe he's a single @ away from perma banning her.
 
I feel like your mom and my mom would be friends. I also tell her lolcow stories. She'll ask me now and then "what's that crazy girl in Pennsylvania up to?" or "Has that fat woman in Kuwait died yet?"
I too tend to tell my mother stories about cows when we catch up, in particular the legal antics that Greer and Stabby get up to which she is simultaneously amused and horrified by. Generally I don't tell her about the repetitive insanity that Emily gets up to (as it happens all of the time) but her take on Emily can best be summarized by her statements of "That nutcase should be locked up" and "It's a real shame that Law and Ethics CSCI course was one of the ones you took; think of all the future terror you could prevent with just a few unethical actions".
 
@Null I'm reporting this site to the FBI for hacking. which it is illegal. :| I also have proof of such.
reported this site to the FBI to be on the safe side...

there's nothing to blackmail me with on here though? Oo
Remember Emily your stupidity and plagiarism are on this website forever lol
A 78 year old lady laughs at you and pities you, Emily.
Would the 78 year old lady who laughs at her (and will probably tell all her friends) pity her less if they knew she was racist too?
 
I'm sure that Emily attracting the attention of the FBI will definitely not piss off Null or the admins, right guys? . On the plus side, there's also all the evidence of her stalking Lamby so maybe this will lead to a RO.
 
Somewhere in America right now, a group of old ladies in a nursing home are sitting around sharing stories about Emily the art thief/murderer and laughing amongst themselves. I don't know why but that makes me chuckle.

Edit: @Trombonista Can we add "laughingstock in nursing homes/grandmothers across North America" to her title?
 
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Attention FBI, for drater.exe
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