hbomberguy / Harry "Harris" Brewis / Slazenger Rapemachine Whiteshaf - "Rational" SJW, former SA goon/LPer, sexual harassment apologist, raised $350K+ for child abuse cult

TheImportantFart said:
I said something along these lines when the Devin Faraci scandal hit. However, from the post it's clear something went down, even if it wasn't rape. Plus, hbomberguy has a history of being a creeper, so I have no trouble believing he'd defend something like this.
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I get wanting to call an asshole and asshole and show people just why you're in the right for doing it. I just don't think calling a man a rapist/attempted rapist with less "proof" than people claiming the Moon Landing was faked might not be the most justified course of action
 
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TiggerNits said:
I get wanting to call an asshole and asshole and show people just why you're in the right for doing it. I just don't think calling a man a rapist/attempted rapist with less "proof" than people claiming the Moon Landing was faked might not be the most justified course of action
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Well either way, hbomberguy failed the "Listen and Believe" test which would be enough to get him thrown under the bus if he was anyone else.

Anyway, stepping away from the sexual assault allegations for a second, I went through his Tumblr and found some stuff:

Pewdiepie sperging:

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Calling JonTron a Nazi:

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More Jon sperging:

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Can someone familiar with Tumblr/fluent in autism tell us whether referring to Jon as JonathanTronathan and the like is a thing on there now?
 
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CreepAlertWhoopWhoop said:
Honestly, I wouldn't know much about that. I do know the person they're accusing, Paperlion/Ethan, is a massive tool on Somethingawful's LP forums. Maybe @proteus4994 can jump in and confirm the guy is that desperate?
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I actually have no idea who this Paperlion guys is, he must have joined the LP forum after I left. However, the fact that he posts on the LP forum means he probably is a gigantic tool and desperate so I'd believe it.
 
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Pointless Pedant said:
Even with cruise control, you still need to steer.

Seriously, though, does he not realise how exceptional you look typing with caps lock on all the time?
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I was reading that and was confused, then I saw his twitter username and was like, "Nooooo! Surely... Surely he cant actually be fucking role playing the Hulk, and caps is his way of talking in that sort of paleolithic neanderthal, Hulk style? Nobody could be that retarded."

Turns out I was wrong. There is someone that retarded, and it's apparently Hbomberguy.

EDIT: Alright powerlevel but I was a fuckin goon once. I can kinda see where he's coming from, it's a joke that, in your head, it's kinda funny--Hulk being something like a therapist, a big lug hunched over in an oak chair like The Thinker. This dumb strongman stereotype dishing out more cerebral life lessons while wearing those therapist glasses; but once you actually start to play that joke out, if you arent retarded, you realize it's fucking stupid and nobody is laughing. Unfortunately HBomberguy heard his own laughter and thought it was the world laughing with him, so he never stopped doing that stupid schtick.

TL;DR: Look if you have to make like 11 fucking tweets to get your joke out, it's not a good joke. Go post it on SA, they'll read it and laugh, no matter what, once youre "one of them". Goons' camaraderie knows no limit (outside of the 'I paid 10 dollars to post/keep posting here' limit) which is why Hbomberguy is sticking up for that other dude.
 
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TheImportantFart said:
He's pretending to be the Hulk. That's why he types in all caps.

Yes, there is someone that autistic out there.
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Even worse, the dude's written entire articles like this: http://archive.is/rD5lr

Also, the twitter handle suggests an SJW, but he's currently writing for Birth. Movies. Death, a.k.a. Devin Faraci's website he edited before getting kicked out for having funny fingers. So much for hating on Trump, eh?

Go even further, and you'll find out his real name is Mike Symonds, COO of Rocketjump Film School and the guy with the square around his face:
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And here he is defending Faraci after the allegations, being such a loyal feminist ally in the process:
http://filmcrithulk.blogspot.com/2016/10/mike-symonds-self-described-sociopathic.html

Between Moviebob and Film Crit Hulk, it seems Faraci has the power to turn people who wrote for him into loathsome hypocrites.
 
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Beowulf said:
EDIT: Alright powerlevel but I was a fuckin goon once. I can kinda see where he's coming from, it's a joke that, in your head, it's kinda funny--Hulk being something like a therapist, this dumb strongman stereotype dishing out more cerebral life lessons wearing those therapist glasses; but once you actually start to play that joke out, if you arent exceptional, you realize it's fucking stupid and nobody is laughing. Unfortunately HBomberguy heard his own laughter and thought it was the world laughing with him, so he never stopped doing that stupid schtick.
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The joke works fairly well in premise the problem is execution I can see how it could work but it isnt meerly unfunny but makes me aware I'm going to die oneday. The niche, clique obscurity of goon humor is forgivable Harry's/whoevers attempts at wit are not.

I know it's his raw hypocrisy which the bete noire for Harry, but everytime he tries to joke it's fucking torture.
 
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I don't know how much of a "rape threat" that message (drink 'til you can't say no) is without context, to be honest- sure, it's pretty edgy and is certainly a rape joke, which of course is a capital crime anyway in tumblrland- even outside you'd better have a sense of comic timing and a sympathetic audience.

Funny Roosh V and co should be mentioned, actually- it's a pickup line, and one I'd expect PUA bloggers to be telling the awkward sperglords who listen to them- "Always escalate! Shooting from the hip that you want to fuck somebody is alpha!". When they go out and deliver their pickup line, of course they do it while still being an awkward sperglord, complete with nervous sweat and darting eyes and it's just unsettling.

I'm fairly sure Harry's friend, and to judge by Harry's laborious video denouncing PUAs, Harry too, have been listening, not entirely sceptically, to Roosh and this hapless aspie was trying "game" to get into some broken tumblrina's pants.
 
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Jesus fucking Christ.

"My friend says my other friend is a rapist. That sucks, but you know what, I like the cut of his chin, so I'm not going to do anything further than say sorry and not even look into the matter myself."

This is actually fucking disgusting holy shit. I don't think a cow on here as ever gotten this close to making me genuinely angry. Fuck this guy and his patronizing bullshit.
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
I hope "Film Crit Hulk" realizes that his ilk are the ones creating Fascists by not understand jokes if his line of thinking is to actually be taken seriously for a moment.
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I can't take "Film Crit Hulk" seriously at all. He's an SJW under the guise of a shitty parody. Plus, people like the person behind that account are so up their own asses, they don't know the damage they're causing. Zero self awareness.
 
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1911JD said:
Not just Jerry, but quite a few people in the Kristi Winters-osphere.

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Also, something to note about Hbomberguy, everyone who seems to like him considers him "precious" or "an absolute gem" as if he's some kind of valuable jewel not to be tampered with (even if he makes a regular post or a standard point anyone else could have made), any reason for that?
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he's the Steven Chowder of sjws. what I mean is, he's safe comedy for their side of things,he never challenges them and he makes them feel like they are always right. in other words he's not a comedian he's just a propagandists who makes "funny" videos for his "team".

He will never take a risk and they will never be challenged and they will always have their ideas reaffirmed with no real thought.
 
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