Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Melty Butter]

The story about Aaron having to get between Nick and Kayla with a bat gains a scintilla of credibility

Nick has already confirmed the story - sort of. He played word games with the baseball bat. It was such a stupid cope that I think most of us ignored it and assumed Aaron's version was mostly correct. (Nick addressed it on Twitter or Melton's chat - forget which.)

Keanu, its time to post the April DMs.
Expose the fact April called Nick abusive.

Agree. This is all so tedious. Keanu is playing some moral high ground BFF game when her HUSBAND and most of the Internet is screaming that April's a disgusting crack whore. Smoke her out, Kiki. You can have content for weeks. Drip drip drip out those texts. Nick will lose his mind, and you might crack 300 viewers/stream.

neither aaron or rekieta can give a real reason as to why they went down this road.

Someone (probably a Farmer or a lurker) asked Aaron if the polycule was Kayla's idea. That was the going theory here for some time. He confirmed that it was, BUT it was due to her desire to satisfy Nick. (I'll look for the clip later.)

Honestly them going on vacation might be when April was staying over at their house.

I think - don't hold me to it - that I (or (@Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears) confirmed that Bob & Celeste were probably at the Eagle Rock Lake home when this went down. We were monitoring Celeste's IG (before she privated it) and FB accounts, which were pretty active.

(I can't recall why several people here thought April had fled to the Eagle Rock home, but for some reason, we did. It was the time between the early Nov. schtzo tweets and the foreclosure. I'll look at the archives later.)

Edit: Eagle LAKE, not Eagle Rock. I'm not dyslexic, but I always do that.

 

[woodedbag]

here's a wild card theory/prediction I'll throw out now that I'm thinking about it.

ok so I'm approaching this rewatch of the KC/Aaron tell all from a super biased place but GOD DAMN are things starting to add up. key takeaways so far

- April was out "hunting" on the rekieta property in October and November 2023 without Aaron (how the FUCK is a 29 year old woman totally chill with going out in a stranger's woods hunting near winter in Minnesota. This was clearly not happening).

- Aaron found himself incredibly surprised about how "gung ho" April was with the concept of spouse swapping the first time they did it, almost as if she had been doing it already

- Nick immediately asked Aaron to download the Signal app on his phone

- Nick left April and Aaron a bit of coke the first night after trying to fondle April while she made out with Kayla, Aaron stopped it and Nick said "it was the Molly" before heading in a different room to bang his wife. Aaron thought this was the first time April had ever done coke, but then lightly touches on how he is unsure how truthful the hunting story was

- Aaron mentioned April and Nick were very weary of how close he and Kayla were getting and would step in anytime they felt like it was getting too strong

- Kayla pitched an idea to Aaron that April and Nick set the whole thing up to get rid of Aaron and Kayla but Aaron was on the fence about believing it

I dunno boys, I kind of feel like April pushed for this whole situation to monkey branch to rekieta and it all blew up afterwards. All she really had to do was convince Aaron it was his idea (he's a moron) and convince rekieta she was worth it (he's a absolute nerd loser who was seriously resenting his wife since his newfound fame, but hilariously I could see him being worried about a scandal like this at the time if he just outright left the wife, coke brain is fucked). Gonna keep watching this but I'm starting to feel like the Charlie Day meme

 

[ChromaQuack]

in fairness, late stage Terri Schiavo was more attractive than kayla

EDIT: and I don't say that to cheapshot Kayla......she's just that HOLE'D out

: See! I told you her body is destroyed! that's why I wanted to swap for a new model, why are you people hating me for that? so funny and weird!

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

I dunno boys, I kind of feel like April pushed for this whole situation to monkey branch to rekieta and it all blew up afterwards.

This is abundantly clear when you watch April meeting Nick for the first time on Simpcast, she was aggressively flirting and worming her way into Nick's life.

 

[woodedbag]

This is abundantly clear when you watch April meeting Nick for the first time on Simpcast, she was aggressively flirting and worming her way into Nick's life.

Never saw that I'll have to see if there is a VOD, thanks!

 

[Vibralldo]

.it's not like Aaron is hitting someone in the back of the head with a keyboard because they're being too noisy"

Doesn't matter who Nick's hitting, he should kill himself NOW

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Is it advisable to allow such comments about a judge when another judge is about to make a decision if to defer 28 days of jail?


It's worse than Ethan Ralph arguing with recording of DFW. Ralph was passionate, Nick is just bored and boring.

I would say Ralph was losing against a bobo the clown balloon doll when he argued with that Recording but that’s just who he is.

 

[Owlbear]

I was predicting the divorce arc in 2023-2024, and I am patiently waiting for Kayla's family to deliver. I want to see this withered husk of a faggot lose the one thing he loves the most: his trust fund money. Maybe when he goes to jail. Unfortunately, I have to give him even odds at death first.

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

It'd excite him for all of 5 seconds until his broke dick pleasure receptors moved onto wanting to call people pedophiles or drown raccoons.

Unlikely he would even get that far, at this point his pleasure receptors and dopamine system are so fucked up that he is outright unable to experience arousal without being on some kind of cocktail of stimulants and sexual stimulation/excitement would instead short-circuit his brain into desiring the drugs and alcohol instead of the normal reaction of sexual desire.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I feel like current Lolcow of the Year is really a race to see if iDubbz, Hassan, or Nick can maintain their current public retardation.

If Hassan gets deported/ the Jews get him to grovel then he might win it. However, Nick is in strong contention if he freaks out, Null gets the bodycam (some might say this is finger on the scale, I say it is a Sektor bonus), gets fucked ass to Mouth by Montagraph, and enjoys prison.

Nick is Towlie.
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On every conceivable level, Nick is towlie
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Nick is Action Johnny from the Venture Bros. A useless drug addict who thinks he is cool and brags about giving someone’s girlfriend herpes. No clue who is Dr. Z in this scenario.

 

[Kakkerum420]

I feel like current Lolcow of the Year is really a race to see if iDubbz, Hassan, or Nick can maintain their current public retardation.

If Hassan gets deported/ the Jews get him to grovel then he might win it. However, Nick is in strong contention if he freaks out, Null gets the bodycam (some might say this is finger on the scale, I say it is a Sektor bonus), gets fucked ass to Mouth by Montagraph, and enjoys prison.


Nick is Action Johnny from the Venture Bros. A useless drug addict who thinks he is cool and brags about giving someone’s girlfriend herpes. No clue who is Dr. Z in this scenario.

I have a feeling a certain pig is fixin' for the hollering of a lifetime, so don't count him out yet.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Aaron's reaction to the events of this weekend is rather....predictable


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[Owlbear]

If Hassan gets deported/ the Jews get him to grovel then he might win it. However, Nick is in strong contention if he freaks out, Null gets the bodycam (some might say this is finger on the scale, I say it is a Sektor bonus), gets fucked ass to Mouth by Montagraph, and enjoys prison.

The Montagraph lawsuit is set up to be an October surprise this year. The trial is scheduled for December, and I assume things will accelerate before then. I think Nick will have a great chance at this, since I presume that Chunk's nephew is an American citizen.

Dark horses this year also include Ethan Ralph or Diddler Dax. BMJ is unfortunately enjoying prison and can't generate enough content for us, but if he does a SBF-style prison stream on a smuggled phone that will be hard to beat.

Aaron's reaction to the events of this weekend is rather....predictable

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The retard can't even come up with his own memes.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

She certainly has the Space for a Deep Nine.

And Deep Space is the only place she is a nine

 

[oh no im late for school]

how the FUCK is a 29 year old woman totally chill with going out in a stranger's woods hunting near winter in Minnesota

if she was raised doing it i don't see it as being that farfetched. remember, hunting means you're sufficiently armed in case of aggroing humans, which depending on how remote you go is actually very unlikely

 

[arc minsk]

if she was raised doing it i don't see it as being that farfetched. remember, hunting means you're sufficiently armed in case of aggroing humans, which depending on how remote you go is actually very unlikely

nick's dad loaned her a rifle, probably

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

, since I presume that Chunk's nephew is an American citizen.

Dark horses this year also include Ethan Ralph or Diddler Dax. BMJ is unfortunately enjoying prison and can't generate enough content for us, but if he does a SBF-style prison stream on a smuggled phone that will be hard to beat.

Chunk’s nephew is indeed (unfortunately, his mother did birth tourism from the sounds of it) an American citizen, but I hope they connect him to a terrorist cell and throw him into that giant prison in El Salvador. He’s already been doing propaganda for those pirates.

I really, really want a “Jane Fonda rots in prison” moment because Jane Fonda never got beaten and humiliated for her evils in this life and Hassan is kinda like Jane Fonda.

Lossman Jack will not win. Mostly because it’s meta that every “win” he gets leads to a bigger loss.

 

[dustnight]

Maybe Aaron will tell us in a couple of years.

Until then can we turn this into the next "balls or no balls" Rekieta stream meme?

Hey Nick what Star trek action figures does Kayla have?

Nick does our wife still own those black star trek figurines?

yo nick tell [guest] about our wifes star trek toys!

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

Someone (probably a Farmer or a lurker) asked Aaron if the polycule was Kayla's idea. That was the going theory here for some time. He confirmed that it was, BUT it was due to her desire to satisfy Nick. (I'll look for the clip later.)

I think this is often the case for the wives who wind up in this situation. Their good-for-nothing husbands complain about their stagnant relationship and under pressure of losing their men altogether instead opt to do whatever he thinks will spice up their sex lives in a more controlled environment. They are always doormats with no self respect and find loneliness to be a worse fate than welcoming all species of horrors and degeneracy into their lives.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Nick is Action Johnny from the Venture Bros.