Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[IngusNSFW]

Meanwhile, he gives us an in-depth view of what's coming next in YanSim instead of progress on Osana.

Warning: Cringe.
Warning 2: Oh, and Cringe.

 

[babychan]

He's always so happy with little shits he puts together. He forces validation in this case from little kids because theyre so easy to impress... Yet I still don't get why all these patrons donate him money for it holy shit...

 

[Ashtar]

That seems like the age range he's trying to depict himself "Senpai" being chased after by. I mean, the real question was whether he was replying to it in any way at all.

It was more like he entertained it rather than outright said he would drive down to their houses and fuck them.

I also remember him being slightly misleading about his education. He mentioned going to college, so naturally I assumed he meant a four year university (or maybe I'm autistic). I was very disappointed when I saw he only went to college for two years and has only worked for no name companies as a junior developer.

He also claimed to have felt real womens' boobs but I think this is a lie. But then again if you guys remember there was a girl named Barbie who I can only guess was a huge groupie came down to California to visit him from another country (I think he said Germany).

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Oh goodie! Another game ruining bug (Archive). [DISTORTED SEINFELD THEME INTENSIFIES]

 

[LongDongSchlong]

Oh goodie! Another game ruining bug (Archive). [DISTORTED SEINFELD THEME INTENSIFIES]

Got you covered.

 

[Sempai]

Got you covered.

Oh goodie! Another game ruining bug (Archive). [DISTORTED SEINFELD THEME INTENSIFIES]

[[Distorted seinfeld theme starts to play]]

https://a.yiff.moe/wrsjrg.mp4
(turn down volume)

 

[Ashtar]

>why did you always wanted to implement female sempai but you never wanted (At least, before this last months) to implement Yandere-kun?

When I imagine a "male serial killer", I imagine a character who looks like [this](https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c1/90/0f/c1900fc3f5b44accfca748500261a265.jpg) or [this](http://www.savecontinue.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Hatred.jpg). A game about a male serial killer killing a bunch of women just doesn't feel..."tasteful", I guess. The idea of a female serial killer - or a female eliminating all of her romantic competition - is a completely different dynamic. It's less...cliche, in a way? It's hard to explain, but I guess there is something that feels..."sexist" about a man killing women, even if he's doing it because he's in love with a specific woman and wants to eliminate his romantic competitors. Somehow, when a woman does the exact same thing, it's different. It's hard for me to put it into words.

As people began to draw fan art of what a potential Yandere-kun might look like, my mental image of the character changed, and eventually evolved into what you can see on the Characters page of the official website. I became much more interested in the idea of implementing the character, if I changed the way he was framed in my mind.

Do I have to explain why this is autistic?

>Why do you think homosexuality occurs in nature?

That is an extremely good question. I'm actually very interested in learning the answer. Is it in the brain? Is it in the genome? Is it in the DNA sequence? Does it have to do with sex hormones like testosterone and estrogen? Is it the result of childhood experiences and upbringing? As soon as you are born, are you "destined" to have a specific sexual orientation? Or, will your sexual orientation begin to develop during puberty? Is there a "gay gene"? Could you "edit" the DNA of a fetus to "design" a baby that will grow up to be either gay or straight?

I've never done any serious research into this topic. It feels like a subject that I shouldn't speak of, if I haven't bothered to educate myself about it.

>Are you a homophobe?

No.

"i like yuri so I can't be homophobic, duh"

>Do you think we will be able to adjust male models muscles the same way we can adjust bust size in females in future?

Depends on whether or not it will interfere with animations.

I'd like to ask a favor. Please tell me if this statement is offensive: "Biological creatures are meant to be heterosexual." When considering the male and female sex organs and reproductive systems, and the fact that the female body is capable of 3D-printing an organism when it is provided with a material from the male body, it seems like male bodies and female bodies are *meant* to combine; it seems that this is the way things are *supposed* to be.

Is this an offensive remark? Is this a belief that can be safely expressed, or is that going to result in accusations of bigotry?

Biology lessons from EvaXephon: having a baby is comparable to 3D-printing.

**All from Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/60v5ds/comment/dfaa5yk?st=J0SIDYSY&sh=2e98c48c

 

[IngusNSFW]

"i like yuri so I can't be homophobic, duh"

Why can't he and many other male game developers out there just tell their fans they aren't turned on by two dicks together and would rather look at vagina's. At least others attempt to flat out admit it instead of giving a mind raping text that makes no sense.

But Eva is a special case I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Why can't he and many other male game developers out there just tell their fans they aren't turned on by two dicks together and would rather look at vagina's. At least others attempt to flat out admit it instead of giving a mind raping text that makes no sense.

But Eva is a special case I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That would still be unprofessional. A game made to be sold commercially is made for the players, not the developer.

 

[Honeybunny]

That would still be unprofessional. A game made to be sold commercially is made for the players, not the developer.

To be fair, he's hardly going to start catering to his playerbase anytime soon

 

[Pointless Pedant]

To be fair, he's hardly going to start catering to his playerbase anytime soon

Why? It would be the best way for him to bring in money. Sure, a lot of them are window lickers, but that's the corner he's painted himself into by making a cartoon fetish game.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Why? It would be the best way for him to bring in money. Sure, a lot of them are window lickers, but that's the corner he's painted himself into by making a cartoon fetish game.

True, but it's obvious he's only taking his fetishes into consideration.

What about everyone else's fetishes?

 

[Honeybunny]

Why? It would be the best way for him to bring in money. Sure, a lot of them are window lickers, but that's the corner he's painted himself into by making a cartoon fetish game.

Because that'd actually require him to have a semblance of a business sense

 

[Pointless Pedant]

True, but it's obvious he's only taking his fetishes into consideration.

What about everyone else's fetishes?

I would so love him to add inflation with a gas canister as a murder method. Andrew Dobson would give the game rave reviews.

 

[LongDongSchlong]

That remark about gay porn at the start...

HOLY SHIT HE REALLY IS A CLOSET CASE! Fucking kek, i'm calling it right now. He's gay for Clint Stevens and he keeps obsessing over him, this is his own deprived way of going "NOTICE ME SENPAI!".


Also holy shit this is so unfunny and it drags ON AND ON AND ON. This is how you know he's a true sperg, he can't pick up that this joke should have died off within like the first 5 minutes. Nobody thinks this is funny for 20 whole fucking minutes.

 

[A Sign]

Too bad for him (though there's some in his likes) most if not all his fangirls are dirty dang fujoshi who wanna see his self inserts play tummy sticks instead of YEAH SCISSORS.

 

[IngusNSFW]

OLY SHIT HE REALLY IS A CLOSET CASE! Fucking kek, i'm calling it right now. He's gay for Clint Stevens and he keeps obsessing over him, this is his own deprived way of going "NOTICE ME SENPAI!".

Meh, I think it's jealousy.

 

[Haimura]

I just want to find damning evidence that YandereDevFan is just another account of Yandev himself, but after 8 years of leaving his tracks for everyone to find, he might have learned a thing or two about that.

 

[LongDongSchlong]

I just want to find damning evidence that YandereDevFan is just another account of Yandev himself, but after 8 years of leaving his tracks for everyone to find, he might have learned a thing or two about that.

Give it enough time, you'll find out he actually hasn't.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Too bad for him (though there's some in his likes) most if not all his fangirls are dirty dang fujoshi who wanna see his self inserts play tummy sticks instead of YEAH SCISSORS.

I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be nearly as many if the male characters actually looked and behaved like Alex.