Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 195 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 216 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 772 32.6%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 448 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 481 20.3%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 257 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,369
Her position on the team was goalie, so if I remember the rules correctly goalies are protected when inside the crease. So she would have been protected from most if not all physical contact. Pretty sure intentionally shooting the ball into a goalie would be considered a foul. General gossip consensus agrees she bullied her way onto these teams as her dad was a coach(?).
Also i found this twitter account searching for the team photo. Couldn't find any other uses of that username besides twitter and snapchat. "Nisser" first referenced on lolcowfarm.
https://xcancel.com/nisserr
https://www.snapchat.com/add/nisserr
Another defunct Anisa twitter @lacrossewhore
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Nigga

Time and apathy and cruelty brought out the worst, huh, Ian?

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the raped and the wrecked
 
He's already done 2 this way. The first one got over 700K views because people were excited about another bad unboxing, the 2nd one didn't crack a quarter million views.
They're him sitting in his basement looking depressed opening his pre approved packages.
There's a lot of cope from here and other places online that if Ian just went back to old content that he'd be fine. That would be true if it was still old funny Ian.

Current Ian is SSRI'd out of his mind, he moves slow, talks slow, has no funny reactions anymore, constantly dances on eggshells and has completely gutted his humor because of it. We're talking about the guy who was offended by the word lazybones in regards to people not putting their carts back. The guy has completely lost all the things that ever made him funny. The guy who ranked cheezits by which generation would eat it, is not the same guy who made the original Bad Unboxing and Kickstarter Crap.
 
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Politicizing joy is actually the most fucked up thing I have ever heard of. Anisa doesn't just lack intelligence she literally does not have a soul. You would have to be 100% dead inside to think this makes any sense or is a remotely reasonable thing to think. I think it is legitimately impossible for her to be happy and she will keep tearing down everyone and everything unfortunate enough to get near her as long as she lives.
 
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Alright, so again Anus is going to claim that she is something she's not, this time the claim is that she's an avid reader who just looooooves books and that she knows sooooo much about literature, writing styles, themes, author motivations, etc.
It's just so funny this is right after she was blown away at the idea of her dad reading a book for a couple hours on a plane ride
 
More mediocre food and dumb shit

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Check this guy's hard drive. All straight men who go out of their way to ride for troons have this specific look to them and without fail turn out to be into the most deranged, ungodly fetishes you couldn't even begin to imagine.

Nigga

Time and apathy and cruelty brought out the worst, huh, Ian?

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Old pics of Ian take me out because the difference is staggering. Mental torment and anguish does show up externally, it literally twisted his features into some tortured creature.
 
Her position on the team was goalie, so if I remember the rules correctly goalies are protected when inside the crease. So she would have been protected from most if not all physical contact. Pretty sure intentionally shooting the ball into a goalie would be considered a foul. General gossip consensus agrees she bullied her way onto these teams as her dad was a coach(?).
Also i found this twitter account searching for the team photo. Couldn't find any other uses of that username besides twitter and snapchat. "Nisser" first referenced on lolcowfarm.
https://xcancel.com/nisserr
https://www.snapchat.com/add/nisserr
Another defunct Anisa twitter @lacrossewhore
Ok so generally when it comes to goalies, you either have someone with quick reflexes and a lack of fear from getting hit with the ball, or you have the worst person on the team, someone whose shit at running, can't catch/pass for shit, is just shit, but wants to play regardless. Anisa 100% fell into the second category.

You are correct that while in the goal area (Inside the white area shown below) the goalie is technically safe from eating shit.
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At the same time though while it might be illegal to intentionally shoot a ball at the goalie, if you notice the several sticks surrounding the guy above, including the one whacking the shit out of his back, there are 6 niggas (3 midfielders and 3 defenders) usually standing in-between you and the goal, so you never really have the chance to wind up a shot and nail the goalie, instead what you're normally doing is running passes between your 6 people (3 midfielders and 3 attackers) until someone sees and opening in the defense where they can then "cut" into the inner zone behind the other teams players and take a shot on goal.

Now idk about anybody else, but when I went up to shoot I was getting the shit wacked out of me so my 2 options were usually try and make a bounce shot and bounce the ball in, or take the chance to wind up a heater and pray I hit a corner. During neither of those 2 options was I giving any thought to the other teams goalie, and there's a good chance they get nailed by a lacrosse ball going 80mph. This happens multiple times a game, and the shit hurts.

Obviously Anus was the goalie because she learned very quickly that she could not be a mid fielder or attacker, because in lacrosse you can get your shit rocked just like you do in football. If the ball has been dropped and I see someone going for it, I am going to try and run them over and take the ball, idc how small they are. This is what everyone else does as well. I doubt she even made it to the point of learning that though because lacrosse is also like Soccer in that you're constantly running, and her being an unfit woman likely meant she just couldn't keep up whatsoever.

Aside from all this, we all just know instinctively Anus was shit as a goalie, she was not out here blocking all the shots from these boys like some fucking pro, she was a body to put in there and wave her stick around with the hopes that maybe she got lucky and blocked something.

Lastly, the goalie stick she's using is a "traditional" style goalie head and net, and while it looks cool, and people sometimes use traditional style regular lacrosse heads/nets, there was no fucking way her stupid ass was using a traditional style goalie head and net, even back then, since they are just less effective. She grabbed that for the picture because it looks cool, which goes to show she didn't give a shit about her actual equipment, likely because she didn't do shit.
 
Her position on the team was goalie, so if I remember the rules correctly goalies are protected when inside the crease. So she would have been protected from most if not all physical contact. Pretty sure intentionally shooting the ball into a goalie would be considered a foul. General gossip consensus agrees she bullied her way onto these teams as her dad was a coach(?).
Also i found this twitter account searching for the team photo. Couldn't find any other uses of that username besides twitter and snapchat. "Nisser" first referenced on lolcowfarm.
https://xcancel.com/nisserr
https://www.snapchat.com/add/nisserr
Another defunct Anisa twitter @lacrossewhore
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Do houses in other places look different or is this type of neighbourhood just an Alberta thing? It looks like the neighbourhood I grew up in.
 
There's a lot of cope from here and other places online that if Ian just went back to old content that he'd be fine. That would be true if it was still old funny Ian.
This really hasn't been true since his apology video came out. Before that there used to be occasional "Here's what Ian could do to have a redemption arc" but that basically stopped once the apology came out and he doubled down on the cuck shit.
 
I wonder where they will try to move the event, if it won't be "postponed and never spoken about".
Isn't the whole deal with Florida was that it has loose regulation and relatively cheaper to host an event like this?
They will likely need another promoter in another state, with the licence, no?
If Mike still owns it he puts on a lot of MVP events in California, Nevada, New York, Texas and Florida.

If Arin is in control, probably California. Then it has the highest chance of getting creators to come and they have a meet n greet possibility or something.

There’s also the option that it’s not happening at all. I’m curious if the fighters can NOT agree to a later date or location and legally get out of it while still getting their training or purses reimbursed.
 
If Mike still owns it he puts on a lot of MVP events in California, Nevada, New York, Texas and Florida.

If Arin is in control, probably California. Then it has the highest chance of getting creators to come and they have a meet n greet possibility or something.

There’s also the option that it’s not happening at all. I’m curious if the fighters can NOT agree to a later date or location and legally get out of it while still getting their training or purses reimbursed.
California is filled with regulations and taxes. Watch the budget skyrocket and causing the event to fail. Nothing goes right for CC3. Anything touched by those two gets affected by their Sonichu Medallion curse (maybe the curse Sam paid for too).
 
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