Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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In case anyone misses him, Lucas is live on Twitch.


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He is going to "build his own Linux, and his own BIOS, and 3D print his own computer". Or something, who gives a shit. I don't think he has the mental capacity to do any part of that, but at least it sounds like a better way to spend time than trying to troon out teenagers.
linux is free if your time is worthless
 
He is going to "build his own Linux, and his own BIOS, and 3D print his own computer". Or something, who gives a shit. I don't think he has the mental capacity to do any part of that, but at least it sounds like a better way to spend time than trying to troon out teenagers.
sounds like he's getting some coaching from cybersecurity Wu

don't worry when he gets too high and forgets the thermal paste, it'll actually be that Kiwifarms injected a worm. They are dangerous and need to be stopped I tell ya
next thing you know the secret police are going to wake him up with a cocaine dart gun in the face...it wasn't a relapse I swear.
 
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Regretfully: after being incommunicado for almost a month, Lucas is apparently back and will be "building Linux from scratch".
Linux trannies suck. All of them are just into desktop ricing and are always the most annoying people shilling it to casual users. I might watch the rest of the VOD later, but it's basically what I expected: Keffals cluelessly reading a .pdf on installing linux from scratch (clearly doesn't know anything about Linux), being dumbfounded by the steps, then consulting linux trannies live on call spoonfeeding commands. Just from skimming the VOD, the rest of the stream is Lucas sitting there like a dipshit watching cmake compile source code and getting frustrated.

Unrelated, but what exactly is the living situation for Lucas in Ireland? Did he get married to that Irish troon for citizenship? That might be a whole can of worms once that relationship reaches its boiling point. Hopefully soon.
 
So me and bros in sneed chat was thinking (but this is all on me)

What if Asmongold married Keffals?

I feel like such a marriage could unite gamers everywhere and usher in a new reneissance in our online lives.


(yes you can rate this islamic, you probably should rate this islamic)
 
So me and bros in sneed chat was thinking (but this is all on me)

What if Asmongold married Keffals?

I feel like such a marriage could unite gamers everywhere and usher in a new reneissance in our online lives.


(yes you can rate this islamic, you probably should rate this islamic)
He'd have to become a findom for Asmon to get interested in him.
I don't see Keffals doing that... At least not to a level where someone like Zach would be interested. Lol
 
oh god when will this dude fall into irrrelavancy once and for all
He's already there. He hasn't uploaded any proper videos to his regular or streaming YouTube channels in 9-12 months, and his live stream numbers after returning to YouTube were so bad he had to switch the streams to members only so the view count would be hidden, but even the ones that do remain public have a pathetic view count.
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His Twitch stats are equally dismal (below screenshot covers the last 3 months):
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Our boy is completely cooked. Nobody wants anything to do with him any more unless it's to clown on him.
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Finally, some fucking acknowledgement. Never thought I'd be writing this, but thank you, Lucas.
What is the source? Who is he talking to?
 
and his live stream numbers after returning to YouTube were so bad he had to switch the streams to members only so the view count would be hidden, but even the ones that do remain public have a pathetic view count.
The twitch vod numbers are public (at least for now). I believe that another reason for paywalling youtube vods is that twitch doesn't have autogenerated captions, forcing aloggers to watch the entirety of the bloody vod.
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His Twitch stats are equally dismal (below screenshot covers the last 3 months):
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how do you fall off to 67 average viewers??? I'm sorry i'm surprised lucas fell of that bad, usually with those lolcows, troons and clowns, especially in the league he was, i tought you can only really fail upwards, as in, fail and be a pathethic lolcow, yes, but y'know, "fail upwards" and not actually, genuenly, fail, as in, fade into obscurity and be forgotten.
 
how do you fall off to 67 average viewers???
Luke's rise and fall is pretty interesting --be a good video for Joon The King if he has the balls-- because he basically speedran his career. He became notorious through the ratioing shit on Twitter, then became a sensation with the "swatting" and #DKF but he was unable to convert that momentum into long-term success because, at the end of the day, he's boring as all fuck.

Even if he hadn't scammed people with the GoFundMe and #DKF hadn't failed despite his gloating that the Farms was officially dead, I still think he'd have drifted back into obscurity because he sucks at everything he tries to do. He's not good at breadtube because he's stupid, he's not good at being a titty streamer because he's a gross tranny, and he's not good as a general entertainer because he's torn between being a /b/tard shitposter and having to walk on eggshells around the hardcore Leftists he's built his brand on.

TL;DR Keffals is Chewbacca Mom and his 15 minutes are up
 
Luke's rise and fall is pretty interesting --be a good video for Joon The King if he has the balls-- because he basically speedran his career. He became notorious through the ratioing shit on Twitter, then became a sensation with the "swatting" and #DKF but he was unable to convert that momentum into long-term success because, at the end of the day, he's boring as all fuck.

Even if he hadn't scammed people with the GoFundMe and #DKF hadn't failed despite his gloating that the Farms was officially dead, I still think he'd have drifted back into obscurity because he sucks at everything he tries to do. He's not good at breadtube because he's stupid, he's not good at being a titty streamer because he's a gross tranny, and he's not good as a general entertainer because he's torn between being a /b/tard shitposter and having to walk on eggshells around the hardcore Leftists he's built his brand on.

TL;DR Keffals is Chewbacca Mom and his 15 minutes are up
NEVER FORGET:
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I love that photo so fucking much. Frumpy potato man.
The funny part is, you can tell they did everything they could to try to make him look like a hawt woman. Shot from an angle to make it look like he’s not fat, that’s just the tapering effect. As for the rest of his body, well, it’s concealed behind all that stuff, but you may rest assured that it’s absolutely feminine and not in any way blocky.
 
Stupid question. Is that twit Clara still on the internet?
I misread this as is he still on Twitter so that's what you're getting. He last tweeted a week ago about being live on his dead Twitch channel (as well as plugging his grooming Discord).
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(L/A)
As you can see, he was met with a warm welcome. Astonishingly his engagement is even worse on Bluesky, where nobody even bothers replying to clown on him.
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I had to scroll back to the middle of April to find a post he got any real engagement on. He was attempting to insert himself in the Anisa's Husband vs Ethan Klein drama.
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It was predictably unsuccessful.
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(I didn't bother archiving the skeets because none of it is particularly significant.)
 
There's some drama going on over at Bluesky where leftists are taking issue with one of the moderation team saying that people who say "[This person I don't like] should die" might result in a ban.

Keffals mod LIJ reveals how he was temporarily banned 2 years ago for saying:
"Make sure she gets pregnant so I can murder her child".
Of course along came Keffals to question this banning.
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Not sure what sort of point this retard was trying to make with bringing this back up. If anything at least Bluesky seem to actually respond in regards to what exactly was said to warrant a ban, as opposed to Twitter just auto denying a certain slobbermutts appeals without response.

Meanwhile, the other Keffals mod Velvet is still doomer posting
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if I die they're going to mock me
Damn right we would.
 
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