Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[ihavequestions]

I mean, it's a Christina (then Xtina) Aguilera 2002 MTV Music Awards cosplay:

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I'll take my hats, I've been deep in holiday prep. When I saw that photo I knew as soon as I got a free minute, I’d head here. Thank you kiwi frens it has not disappointed.

Spot on. When I saw this picture my first thought was he’s desperately trying to channel early aughts Xtina skank aesthetic, but hits homeless gas station opiate-addict twink meets meth head Tom of Finland Party City bargain bin.



Anyhoo, let me just fact check the caption.

Women want to be her -

• square jaw
• meat-hook hands
• knees that belong in cargo shorts at a tailgate
• triangle shaped broad top torso
• inverse hips
• negative ass - the only thing that denim covers is regret

LOL, no. Whatever you need to tell yourself, sir.

Outside of the Zolita sign nothing in this picture is even remotely feminine. He's a clownish man awkwardly parading around in drag while degenerates/idiots cheer. They recite declarations ("TWAW") like fanatics trying to silence their own doubts. The more excessive the praise, the clearer the truth. It's not confidence just panic disguised as conviction. It would be hilarious if it weren’t so insidious.


Jared Leto playing a tranny hooker is a more convincing woman
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Men want to be with her -

Sure, transing infinitely expands your dating pool. They all morph into Lilith, the ultimate sex goddess that no one can possibly resist. This is a common lie they use to pull others into the abyss with them. Trans is the most horrific MLM scheme ever. However, I don't want to assume on this since: not a man. I could identify as one, but my tits aren't weird cone-shaped oddities so I did a quick survey of straight men (relatives and friends I like to troll).

Spoiler: Science

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Method:

Survey Photo - Cropped above to only the picture

Survey Question:
If you were single and in the same age group, how would you ask this lady out?

To be even more of an asshole I started a group chat of this after receiving responses.
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Survey Respondents:
Age Groups:

• 22–35 (6 responses - 1 Confusion, 5 Anger)
• 50–82 (4 responses - 1 Confusion, 3 Anger)

Responses:

Confusion [2]:

• “I think you sent the wrong picture.” [1] 50–82
• “Is this one of those scrambled guess this celebrity pics?” [1] 22-35

Anger [8] :

• Variations of TTD [2] 22–35, [2] 50–82
• "You gave my phone AIDS" [3] 22–35
• "Bud Light faggot needs to 41%" [1] 22–35

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Survey says


As we can see from my totally scientific peer reviewed (forwarded to my sister) study men aren't closeted troon obsessed booty bandits. They are just as disgusted by these cursed creations as women are. "He secretly wants me" is classic ugly and/or fat cope. It's not as ubiquitous as "I can fix him" but just as delusional.

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A note on the Stylists and Photographers

The stylist(s) on this shoot obviously despise him. You don’t dress someone like that unless it’s personal. Those hideous, ill fitting rags are fabric wrapped payback. It’s public shaming sold as editorial. If this is their idea of flattery, I’d hate to see what they do to someone they actually dislike.

Same goes for the photogs. They choose the most unflattering, manliest poses that highlight everything he normally attempts to hide. When he is in control its all smoke and mirrors - angles, filters, and lighting trickery. Yet somehow he’s perfectly fine with this because he believes its 'high fashion' and he's the 'IT' girl. He's so high on own narcissism supply the world laughing at him simply does not register. This is why the Bud Light boycott was so effective. It shattered the illusion completely. No amount of spin, no excuse can explain away the backlash. Cold and undeniable reality staring him right in the face.

I won't even bother with 'grace and beauty' throwaway.

TLDR: The "all women secretly want to be men, all men are closeted" horse has been beaten to death, buried, dug up, and beat again. Troons and their sycophants are just the latest group of undesirables to try this tactic.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

I'm not sure peplum tops - or anything that's designed specifically for a woman would work.

Oh, they absolutely would not work. Do the troons know that? Absolutely not. Are they dumb enough to think a peplum top would magically give them curves? Absolutely.

 

[ihavequestions]

Oh, they absolutely would not work. Do the troons know that? Absolutely not. Are they dumb enough to think a peplum top would magically give them curves? Absolutely.

Although i'm loathe to offer anything remotely helpful to these fuckers, I feel compelled to say it anyway. Dyldo and co desperately need something to offset those linebacker shoulders and give the illusion of hips (sans padding). A retooling of a voluminous bubble skirt would be my best guess, but with Dyldo's terribly male legs it needs to be 3/4 length at the very least. A blended cinch high + empire waistline and added volume to side panels.

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For pants I suggest he lookup MC Hammer

 

[kazuhiro]

>I strongly doubt that having a male body is something that women want.
>What woman (or person) wants to be…that? It’s tantamount to saying that we’re envious of someone for being diseased. You’d never see such a statement made in regard to an individual with cancer, ALS, etc. But, somehow troonery is admirable?
>No matter how much they try to push it, no straight man (which is what they’re implying) wants to be with Dylan or any other trooonfreak. This is part of a broader effort to try to shame straight men into thinking that they’re not normal if they don't want to be with a “trans” “woman.”
>”true definition of beauty and grace”?? They must think we’re blind lmao.
>He looks sickly here. Some KS lesions photoshopped in would be a nice touch.

"Women want to beat him. Men want to be with her who beats him."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Lol his torso is shaped like a fucking dorito, are people really trying to gaslight us into thinking he resembles a woman in literally any way? Women flat-out don’t look like that. And no man wants to be with him unless they’re also gay.

It comes across as desperate. “We spent a fucking fortune astroturfing this faggot, you bastards are going to accept he’s a beautiful woman whether you want to or not!”

 

[Necrosan]

It comes across as desperate. “We spent a fucking fortune astroturfing this faggot, you bastards are going to accept he’s a beautiful woman whether you want to or not!”

I'm guessing sooner or later they'll want to see some sort of "return" for their investment and, so far, if the plan was to make people like trannies, then it has had the complete opposite effect.

I wish I could be at the board meeting where they discuss him and how unsuccessful and outright harmful to the cause he has been. I bet you the say the word "faggot" more than we do.

 

[ScooterL]

Maybe he's emphasizing the shape of his torso in tribute to homosexuals persecuted by the Nazis.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

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Me too!

"Valhalla I am coming!"

Thanks for the reminder of those Rathergood Viking kittens, LOL. Classic stuff.

It comes across as desperate. “We spent a fucking fortune astroturfing this faggot, you bastards are going to accept he’s a beautiful woman whether you want to or not!”

It does. But they're way too late. And indisputably gay.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Objectively, this outfit is pretty much tailor made for women to make it seem like they're curvier than they are, but it utterly fails on Dylan. I feel like peplum tops would have the same issue. There's still the fact that there's a fridge body underneath, so the fabric just won't fall like it's supposed to.

The outfit has been "fluffied" for the pic. A woman still would need some help underneath, but that help rests on the hips. Dylan ain't aware of this either.

 

[beautiful person]

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>I strongly doubt that having a male body is something that women want.
>What woman (or person) wants to be…that? It’s tantamount to saying that we’re envious of someone for being diseased. You’d never see such a statement made in regard to an individual with cancer, ALS, etc. But, somehow troonery is admirable?
>No matter how much they try to push it, no straight man (which is what they’re implying) wants to be with Dylan or any other trooonfreak. This is part of a broader effort to try to shame straight men into thinking that they’re not normal if they don't want to be with a “trans” “woman.”
>”true definition of beauty and grace”?? They must think we’re blind lmao.
>He looks sickly here. Some KS lesions photoshopped in would be a nice touch.

With this picture that they used to make this point, it makes me think that it's an intern trying to troll everyone. There are much better (curated and heavily filtered) photos of Dylan out there that could at least look like a genuine attempt to mold normies into handmaidens and "straight" fags. But I'm probably just being optimistic.

I mean, it's a Christina (then Xtina) Aguilera 2002 MTV Music Awards cosplay:

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While in general, this skanky early 2000s outfit hasn't aged well, Christina at least has curves which is what it's meant to show off. If you're a man going to cosplay as a woman, at least wear things where you can fake having curves.

I remember this outfit, but didn't recognize it at all on Dylan. Dylan and young Christina look so objectively unalike.

 

[Smellee Cat]

Lush

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Lush gives me a massive headaches when I actually go the mall. Their products are shit, heavily scented, do shit for your skin other than irritate it. Granola and suburban moms who like spending is their target buyer. Need something cute for the spare bathroom… Lush. Dyl, go back to bath time Buds..

 

[sheepworldvizor]

What visa is Dyl on that he can just go work in Bongville?

Fine, I ran a search. Guess he’s on a creative visa.

https://www.gov.uk/creative-worker-visa

Anyway, bongland declares him a man.

https://nypost.com/2025/04/20/us-news/dylan-mulvaney-teases-plan-to-leave-the-us-for-permanent-move-overseas/

 

[NoReturn]

The horrors persist.

 

[AssignedEva]

I saw that on another thread and immediately wondered if it was a satirical troll account. Women want to be that? Men want that? Come on. No way is that serious.

This is just how gossip mags insult people, like when the Daily Mail posted an article along the lines of "Dylan Mulvaney STUNS in gorgeous ruffled gown" while using the most unflattering photos ever. You'll see similar when they say a female celebrity "shows off her curves" to call her fat or "flaunts her new body" to suggest she's developed an eating disorder or "wows with transformation" to imply she's had work done.
That way they have the plausible deniability of having been sincere while driving engagement. None of these articles ever have people agreeing with the headline in the comments.
Dylan went to the launch of the new Alice + Olivia store in Chelsea

It wasn't a particularly big event. Some PR/Marketing luvvies, a couple of models, some West End actresses and Tamara Beckwith (a name I've not heard in years). This seems to have been earlier in the month but only just on Getty now.

The horrors persist.

The Charleston Festival is a much bigger deal, however - it's the ideal location for hobnobbing with "changemakers". This is the same festival Nick Clegg gave his whining speech about the future of AI at (probably on a different day). Dylan has worked with Travis "burger transphobia" Alabanza previously, who he was put in touch with by Alok, but now has a connection to trans theatre director Tatenda Shamiso, and exposure to the "new Bloomsbury set" so he's potentially got an in to a variety of highbrow niche art performances and speaking engagements now.
I don't know that much of the performance was available, but I did see a clip of Dylan delivering the following line - "The pitchforks - those really stood out. Sharp. They're vintage. Who knew that they still sold pitchforks at Oliver Bonas?" - which seems to sum it up.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

A woman would know better and cover those gigantic feet.

(Women know since we're kids what are their most unflattering features and we learn to dress around it.)

 

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[Tasty Tatty]

What is the project exactly? He's not in their website promoting it (at least I can't see it on their Spanish version page). And the promos of the perfume have the women in gold wearing the famous Gaultier corset. This is a personal project of him with the bottle. He couldn't even get a gold outfit.

 

[AssignedEva]

What is the project exactly? He's not in their website promoting it (at least I can't see it on their Spanish version page). And the promos of the perfume have the women in gold wearing the famous Gaultier corset. This is a personal project of him with the bottle. He couldn't even get a gold outfit.

It's a brand activation. Gaultier invited a bunch of influencers and models to a three day party at Amanjena in Marrakesh, and it does seem part of the deal was a photoshoot in Jean Paul Gaultier clothes, holding the perfume bottles, shot by the photographers Anna et Jacques - if you google some of the names in that article:

It's not part of their main marketing campaign, but it's a way to get influencers to promote these fragrances to their audiences by giving them photos to post on instagram. Kinda like the Bud Light can, but with a free 5 star holiday and networking opportunity included.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It's a brand activation. Gaultier invited a bunch of influencers and models to a three day party at Amanjena in Marrakesh, and it does seem part of the deal was a photoshoot in Jean Paul Gaultier clothes, holding the perfume bottles, shot by the photographers Anna et Jacques - if you google some of the names in that article:
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It's not part of their main marketing campaign, but it's a way to get influencers to promote these fragrances to their audiences by giving them photos to post on instagram. Kinda like the Bud Light can, but with a free 5 star holiday and networking opportunity included.

I think for Dylan’s shoot in particular, it looks like trolling from the company. Dylan has no curves to speak of, and the way the bottle is posed next to his body in some angles just emphasizes how much he doesn’t look like a woman. The form fitted dress he’s wearing, if anything, emphasizes the male shoulders and torso. At the very least, he could have been put in something like a peplum dress to create curves, or at least a style that would allow him to wear boob, hip, and butt padding like what drag queens do. The exaggerated hips from the padding would also be a fun play on the perfume bottle too. Maybe whoever styled him wanted him to be extra clockable, despite troons having the easiest time passing in photo form.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think for Dylan’s shoot in particular, it looks like trolling from the company. Dylan has no curves to speak of, and the way the bottle is posed next to his body in some angles just emphasizes how much he doesn’t look like a woman. The form fitted dress he’s wearing, if anything, emphasizes the male shoulders and torso. At the very least, he could have been put in something like a peplum dress to create curves, or at least a style that would allow him to wear boob, hip, and butt padding like what drag queens do. The exaggerated hips from the padding would also be a fun play on the perfume bottle too. Maybe whoever styled him wanted him to be extra clockable, despite troons having the easiest time passing in photo form.

I could see Gaultier deliberately choosing Dylan because he’s so unfeminine. Not as a trolling thing, but as a subversion. It just seems like a Gaultier-esque thing to do.