Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Balldo's Gate said:
I haven't been watching the show outside of short clips, I turned on the stream on. I am actually kind of stunned at how boring and "ironically" bad this shit is. Is this how their shows usually are now?

What is behind their obsession with putting the most boring segments at the start of every show when people actually watch? Their highlight of the night so far has been criticizing Anisa's husband for tipping 10% at coffee shops. What?


Yes, he did.
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They changed the formula into "Whoa Buddies" which are supposed to be short segments to blow through before the larger ones.
Problem is they spend the first 2-3 hours begging more than DSP then do the usual talk for 30 mins every 2 second pause on the short segments which turns them into large segments.
They then start to whine they are tired, chat gets pissed segments are skipped then repeat next episode.

It is possible for them to do good shows. They did one last week where they got through the content without the usual BS. Problem is they often refuse to do so.
 
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I wanted to watch the Rekieta vs Keanu segment, but after 2 tries I shut it off within minutes. Something about how they scream about the subs or "ironically demanding" 100 subs for some bullshit just activates a reflex inside me where I immediately X out the window. Maybe I can wait for the clip channel when it might be edited down, or at least I can only skip 5 seconds at a time on Youtube to get past it instead of Kick that skips 30 or 60 seconds.
 
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OK IM GONNA SAY THIS IN CAPSLOCK IN HONOR TO MY NIGGA @All becomes gunt & CO

PPP BETRAYED AND RUINED THE SEKTUR HARD NGL

KC LARPED AS HONORABLE STEWARDS OF THE SEKTUR

NOW THEY HAVE BROUGHT LITERALLY DSP INTO THE SEKTUR

IN 2018 NO BISH ASS AYYLAWG WOULD EVER ACCEPT THAT NIGGAS

LITERALLY DROPPING THE STANDARD LOWER THAN DONGA COVERING NORMIE SHIT

ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP NIGGA​
 
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Has anyone else noticed that the first hour or two of KC is basically church? Everyone gets together to sing the same songs together for too long, then they tithe, then more singing, then there's chitchat and announcements before the sermon finally starts. Also there is public shaming and excommunication of paypigs who misbehave.
 
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The pausing the video every 2 milliseconds to make a "funny comment" or to interject a feined 'oh...noooooooo" reaction to everything does become insufferable pretty quickly.

I'm surprised the number of people who are apparently are inured of their "schtick" and hang around to give them "subs " and watch time views.
 
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Surfherder said:
I just wanted to watch the Rekieta coverage.
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Balldo's Gate said:
It's still going. It's nearly 3 and a half hours in. They are watching some video about Ian and Warski yelled "THIS HAS ALL THE GREATEST HITS!" and it's beyond boring.
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The best way to watch KC cover Rekieta or Ralph is to watch it on Elissa Clips, not to watch it on KC. Most of the time they're reacting to Rekieta, it's because of Elissa doing the work to clip him beforehand (with the notable exception of yesterday, when they used Stallyn).

If you did want to watch someone cover Idubbbz, you'd be better off watching Nicholas Deorio when he streams. He doesn't do 40 minutes of AI shit to begin the stream, and he's just as invested in shitting on Ian/Anisa/Creator Clash as KC are (Although Deorio says he does like KC when they cover Ian/Anisa), and he's much better at it (and making fun of Hasan), too.

He's not as funny as PPP, but he also doesn't have Warski interrupting.
 
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Maraschino said:
If you did want to watch someone cover Idubbbz, you'd be better off watching Nicholas Deorio when he streams. He doesn't do 40 minutes of AI shit to begin the stream, and he's just as invested in shitting on Ian/Anisa/Creator Clash as KC are (Although Deorio says he does like KC when they cover Ian/Anisa), and he's much better at it (and making fun of Hasan), too.

He's not as funny as PPP, but he also doesn't have Warski interrupting.
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Imagine actually watching any of the Commentary Faggots like the OreoMan
 
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Maraschino said:
The best way to watch KC cover Rekieta or Ralph is to watch it on Elissa Clips, not to watch it on KC.
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Kino Casino Clips is the better choice because they cut out the subscription callouts. Though it is censored for profanity, which Elissa does not do.

Elissa Clips is great for everything else though.

Also, Nova is worth keeping on standby for hidden gems that the others miss.
 
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I am amazed they have not delved into Nova or Tophia because they're goldmines. I will always agree with Jim when he said Nova, Tophia, and Cobra, along with Bossman are just miles more entertaining. Hell, Mutahar is starting to go crazy, and I think there is potential there. Why have they not looked into Chantal or SagitarousSharty with Amberlynn, again, years of content? Their show is warped because they always base it on there needing to be current content but nigger we've been sitting on a Texas oil field. Look at Null's streams; his most successful streams are the history or mega recap streams. The same applies to Metokur, too but both Jim and Josh are better on their own, and they are attentive to their chat.

They really need to alter the show or subject material because this ain't it. The show is bloated, and the dialogue is so predictable that it becomes annoying. In some portions, "woah buddy" is practically a soundboard button being spammed by a 3-year-old. A lot of their audience are MATI and Metokur people, so showing them new cows is nothing foreign; they have no excuse.
 
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Benzo Samurai said:
OK IM GONNA SAY THIS IN CAPSLOCK IN HONOR TO MY NIGGA @All becomes gunt & CO

PPP BETRAYED AND RUINED THE SEKTUR HARD NGL

KC LARPED AS HONORABLE STEWARDS OF THE SEKTUR

NOW THEY HAVE BROUGHT LITERALLY DSP INTO THE SEKTUR

IN 2018 NO BISH ASS AYYLAWG WOULD EVER ACCEPT THAT NIGGAS

LITERALLY DROPPING THE STANDARD LOWER THAN DONGA COVERING NORMIE SHIT

ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP NIGGA​
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go off king.

Its crazy thats its possible to cover their entire docket (minus half baked stories and boring shit) before they even exit their beg segment. It means the only people left watching them are there for them, not the actual drama coverage. This is why paypig drama keeps happening, cus its increasingly self selecting for the craziest people, with Warski's FF Sex Slave Beiser as the ultimate example.

I agree. But at this point, I wouldn't blame anyone looking for an alternative.
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True, there is definitely a market for regular schedule drama coverage at the same time that doesn't take 9 hours, and isn't run by some pronoun respecting "sex workers" type center leftist like Niggolas Eats Oreos. Sounds like a lucrative unserved market.... Someone should totally do that.....
 
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Kier Starmer said:
I am amazed they have not delved into Nova or Tophia because they're goldmines. I will always agree with Jim when he said Nova, Tophia, and Cobra, along with Bossman are just miles more entertaining. Hell, Mutahar is starting to go crazy, and I think there is potential there. Why have they not looked into Chantal or SagitarousSharty with Amberlynn, again, years of content? Their show is warped because they always base it on there needing to be current content but nigger we've been sitting on a Texas oil field. Look at Null's streams; his most successful streams are the history or mega recap streams. The same applies to Metokur, too but both Jim and Josh are better on their own, and they are attentive to their chat.

They really need to alter the show or subject material because this ain't it. The show is bloated, and the dialogue is so predictable that it becomes annoying. In some portions, "woah buddy" is practically a soundboard button being spammed by a 3-year-old. A lot of their audience are MATI and Metokur people, so showing them new cows is nothing foreign; they have no excuse.
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Whoa buddy.

They should do a Kino Casino Vinage segment once a week. And they can start with Mobility Mary... even though I think they have discussed her before. Fuck it. Mobility Mary.
 
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