Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Nate Higgers said:
Redbar does this thing where he punctuates every single sentence (or word) he says with clapping
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The worst thing Redbar does is the car crash sound effect after every sentence. I tried to watch some of his shows, but I can't get over how much he abuses not just his soundboard, but that sound effect specifically. It got so obnoxious I had to turn it off.
Like in the first minute of this hour-and-a-half "clip", he hits the car crash sound effect 5 times. 5 times in 1 minute. Just unreal.
 
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I've never really minded Redbar's use of the soundboard, specifically the car crash effect. He's always come off as very self aware with it, like a true radio bit (plus I find it infinitely less annoying than things like the tard bell or the constant ooking and acking that you hear every ten seconds on the Casino.)

Tardski's copying of far better talents is one of the things that really annoys me, not only because it's hack, but also because he's just a retarded child who does it in the most annoying ways possible. The one that still perplexes me the most is ripping off Jim Norton's "Chip Chipperson" bit (I've commented on this before here) since most of the Casino audience probably has no context for it and it's not like Tardski has had any sort of relationship with Norton or O&A other than being a listener.
 
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The Redbar soundcrash is so annoying, intrusive, and nonsensical that it circles back around to being really funny, idk give it a year.

Contrast that with the retard bell, which is just a half-remembered, nearly 20 year old South Park bit they stole that's been run in to the ground.
 
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Rodeo Roadrunner said:
The worst thing Redbar does is the car crash sound effect after every sentence. I tried to watch some of his shows, but I can't get over how much he abuses not just his soundboard, but that sound effect specifically. It got so obnoxious I had to turn it off.
Like in the first minute of this hour-and-a-half "clip", he hits the car crash sound effect 5 times. 5 times in 1 minute. Just unreal.
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It's funny and enjoyable if you respect him, otherwise it's a bullshit laugh track, nothing but filler. The less respectable he becomes the more his gimmicky nature become obvious.
That man-bun influenced interview he did with Andy exposed them both as hapless lonely boys who really just want a guy to 'get' them.
The explosion sound effect roughly translates to "you liked that one, right?"
 
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Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
Holy Hell does their intro keep getting longer and longer every fucking stream?
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Because they're gaming the "Kick Incentive Program" with their stream length. Similar to how you can game your AdSense payouts on YouTube depending on your video length, supposedly you get more shekels from Kick if you do longer streams.

Which, again, is also why Warski does his "5 hour parasocial gaming hour" with Gay Joey Beiser after PPP leaves the stream.
 
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Nate Higgers said:
Because they're gaming the "Kick Incentive Program" with their stream length. Similar to how you can game your AdSense payouts on YouTube depending on your video length, supposedly you get more shekels from Kick if you do longer streams.

Which, again, is also why Warski does his "5 hour parasocial gaming hour" with Gay Joey Beiser after PPP leaves the stream.
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Makes sense, well how long will this fucking non-tent start IT'S BEEN AN HOUR AND A HALF
 
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
Makes sense, well how long will this fucking non-tent start IT'S BEEN AN HOUR AND A HALF
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They'll get to the Rekieta v. Keanu tantrum about an hour after the AI intro ends. By that point most of their audience that has actual jobs will have gone to sleep or are an hour away from bedtime.
 
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I haven't been watching the show outside of short clips, I turned on the stream on. I am actually kind of stunned at how boring and "ironically" bad this shit is. Is this how their shows usually are now?

What is behind their obsession with putting the most boring segments at the start of every show when people actually watch? Their highlight of the night so far has been criticizing Anisa's husband for tipping 10% at coffee shops. What?

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Did Andy just say he barely trained for boxing lol
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Yes, he did.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
What is behind their obsession with putting the most boring segments at the start of every show when people actually watch?
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My guess is they are in contact with their big whales and know when big sub drops are coming at pre-determined points in the show, and don't really care about keeping people in watching the streams with the content they actually advertised, because the real money on those segments is from ad rev they'll generate on the clip channel.
 
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I wasn't closely listening but it appears a chatter sent the "electrical infetterence" copypasta about Ian and PPP started reading it out, and Andy responded to it as if it was a serious comment and gave his own explanation of a story of someone being rude at a grocery store and had to be told that the thing about Ian was not a real story.

HE'S DUMB!
 
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PPP I know you read my post in the Anisa thread and you're paraphrasing it.... GIVE ME CREDIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
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