Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
Nick confirms he actually REALLY wants to know when April talked to Keanu. I really do appreciate Nick for telling us his weak points.
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He is panicking, he needs to know how much control he has lost over April.
The guy probably hasn't been truthful with anyone for years and the house of cards is coming down. I wonder if April will have a Rustang pull up to her place in the near future.
 
Trying to think like a Melton fan here - would something like this endear you to that audience or turn you off?
Based on what I’ve seen, Melton fans mostly seem like they originated from the Island of Dr. Moreau. For example, you have EmGeeDee (MGD), the self-described “cross-dresser” in Scotland who watches hours of Ukrainian torture videos for fun. Then there’s Reils, a longtime Melton paypig and open foot fetishist who creeps on every woman in chat and paid MGD for feet pics (so is probably bisexual too). Reils is also a paypig for The Shuli Network, which had at the helm a pedophile who recently went to prison after being busted with nearly 6000 images of torture-based CSAM of infants and toddlers. The ones who almost pass for “normal” are the likes of Ewa, an eccentric post-menopausal Polish housewife who gave thousands of dollars to Chad Zumock before popping a hate boner for Aaron and sending all her money to Melton and Rekieta.

These are Nick’s chosen family now.

So yeah, pretty sure he would be lauded by Melton’s menagerie if he managed to torment Kayla into suicide à la RFK Jr. and his second wife. Most of them are probably just waiting for the Rekieta girls to turn 18 or for Nick to invite them to his file server, whichever comes first.
 
We could see Nick attempt to physically assault Hardin in court.
Emphasis on "attempt".
Fought with Grok 2x without success during breaks.
Imagine being so desperate for validation you have to get it from software...
I feel we need a new Streisand Effect type term the Rekieta Effect, where a faggot horrorcow keeps trying to silence critics and enemies and keeps multiplying them by doing so
The Rekieta Effect is when any attempt at damage control results in even more damage that is entirely self-inflicted.
 
I hope they knew.

Mostly because the thought of Nick showing up at his boomer parents going: “MOOOM DAAAD! Kayla is SUPER MAD! You need to help me!” is really funny.

“Nickie, you can’t just show up with your friends and slampieces and dump them here!”

“MOOOOOM! It’s just for a week or two until I get Kayla some new meds or something!”
That would literally never happen. Nick's parents would never tell him he couldn't do something.
 
I was thinking about Rekieta saying the classic cope, "Why is everyone so interested in my personal life?". Just about every lolcow says this at some point, usually after telling everyone some embarrassing detail about their personal lives. I think the answer to Nick's question specifically has an extra element to it though (aside from him being an asshole).

It's his lies. Nick lies constantly and what everyone has is this blurry picture of what's actually going on in his life. Bit by bit old lies get exposed and new lies get created and the picture slowly gets a little clearer. Look at the panic he's in because he doesn't know the date that Keanu and April last talked. Why such a panic? What lie is he protecting? What lie is he making? Is there a detail he's hiding? It's all part of the mystery.

Everyone loves a good mystery.
 
I was thinking about Rekieta saying the classic cope, "Why is everyone so interested in my personal life?".
I like your answer (his lies) but I think the main thing is that Nick Rekieta’s life is a fucking train wreck and he did it to himself. That is terrifying and fascinating.

Humans inherently love a cautionary tale. Especially if it’s a guy who seemed to have it all figured out, looked to be living a charmed life, and then suddenly it turns out he was always a degenerate fraud. That’s a hard car crash to resist rubbernecking.
 
When I see Rekeita, I mostly see Dan Backslide:

they can feed themselves.webp
 
Depp admitted to giving his daughter cannabis when she was 13, with some bullshit about how he wanted to make sure she didn’t get bad shit and would do it in a safe environment at home. That’s fucked up.
There's still a world of difference between I smoked a joint with my teenager and my preteen tested as high on the cocaine test as it would go.
 
If he plays these games about stuff we fucking see in black and white, why would anyone give him the benefit of the doubt on anything?
Cause they are stupid. Only use Nicky's own words to hurt him, never as proof of anything. The people who believe him are stupid or trying to get something(which is it's own flavor of stupid as Nicky is the flakiest and laziest nigger on earth). And I think even his few paypigs are more the latter than the former.
 
Nick and Kayla gotta be arguing right?

My prediction is the cops get called to the house in the next month or two because of a domestic.
They don't have any neighbors in close proximity, so unless one of their children ring the cops, that probably doesn't happen.
 
Unreal, we will be getting the divorce arc. kiwifags I guess things do work out the way we say. Dramasisters we are feasting tonight.
That hinges on the vegetable formally known as Kayla doing something. The only way the divorce happens is if Keanu manages to manipulate Nicky into doing it, which is entirely possible as she clearly has 20 IQ points over Nitrous Nicky.
 
They don't have any neighbors in close proximity, so unless one of their children ring the cops, that probably doesn't happen.
Whichever Rekieta kid shoots video of their parents’ next knock-down drag-out barney and sends it to Null should get to choose the next LOTY winner.

There’s no way at least two of those kids aren’t reading this thread.
 
Nick is still up at 2:23 AM local time.
But he has a video premiere scheduled for 6:45 AM, and then another full day of trial streaming after that.

What do you guys think:
Will he just let the premier just run on its own?
Or will he be hanging out in the chat during the premier to boost his audience interaction, like I'm sure his YouTube rep (if he still has one) is telling him to?
short night.webp (
twitter)

Such a tough choice!
If only he hadn't had to drive his kids to their 1 AM blindfolded xylophone practice, he wouldn't still be up right now!
 
So that's what the big meltdown was about
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Fortunately all fixed now
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Aaron is very scared of Nick. As evidence, Nick offers a DM that says Aaron isn't scared of Nick.
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Nick genuinely believes his main problem is Aaron.
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"Inflection flashpoints" incoming
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In reply to a Chad Zumock clip (local time 2:38AM)
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