Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[porkWellington]

She is a stay at home mom and they still had a nanny for years it sounds like. Drugs or not, it sounds like a resounding no.

If Kayla leaves Nick she will peg him with alimony and unlubed child support. The polycule ruined their marriage. Nick still acts like everything's good with him and Kayla while he spends all day seething online and sneaking off to April whenever he can.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Dramasisters need to help us Kayla-bros pick out a snazzy outfit for wooing, because we are feeling a real gust of wind in our sails!

Do they sell Xanax bar Halloween costumes? Any benzodiazepine will do, actually

I hope a nigga did because April as stupid and vapid and all the rest as she is, is still a woman and she will snake Rekieta bad.

Nick is unsnakeable. Anything that happens to him is God’s firm hand

@porkWellington i guarantee the polycule was symptom of their ruined marriage, not a cause. As soon as Nick “earned” some money, he felt like he deserved more from life. Might’ve started well before that, but the means lead to acting on the means

 

[thebigdream]

Nick pre-sentencing "it's a frame job by people in power who don't like me being a bastion of free speech. There afraid of what I'll say. I'm like Alex Jones. Once the trial is over I'll tell the real story."

Nick post-sentencing "Aaron ate my goo, Sean's fat, Keanu is a kunt, the nanny was a lush who was giving my kids alcohol, etc..."

Real halls of power shaking type stuff

The real story he's been dying to tell us is that whip-its are epic and everyone but Nick is fat and/or a pedophile. If you don't believe that then you can't handle the truth.

 

[Soapmore]

I'm still thinking of Keanu playing dumb with her phone, and Nick screaming "IT'S THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM" so shrill and loud, everyone in the house had to hear it. What's that like to be a child in that house, and hear dad shrieking obscenities at a woman -- and obviously at a woman because of all the dumb bitch cunt etc. Do you pull the blanket over you, cover your ears, and pray for a day when dad isn't just screaming at someone about something? And knowing your dad is a fucked up liar? What is all that doing to the girls? What's it doing to the boys?

Nick, your children aren't fine. They're anything but fine. They're being scarred, by you. You're a menace.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Do they sell Xanax bar Halloween costumes? Any benzodiazepine will do, actually

Don't know about that. However I have the perfect gift @Fapcop can bring to Qayla for their elopement.

 

[stupid frog]

I'm still thinking of Keanu playing dumb with her phone, and Nick screaming "IT'S THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM" so shrill and loud, everyone in the house had to hear it. What's that like to be a child in that house, and hear dad shrieking obscenities at a woman -- and obviously at a woman because of all the dumb bitch cunt etc. Do you pull the blanket over you, cover your ears, and pray for a day when dad isn't just screaming at someone about something? And knowing your dad is a fucked up liar? What is all that doing to the girls? What's it doing to the boys?

Nick, your children aren't fine. They're anything but fine. They're being scarred, by you. You're a menace.

They probably wear sound proof headphones all day to drown him out.
Probably while they sleep, too.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Xitter’s cup runneth over lately…

He is panicking, he needs to know how much control he has lost over April.
The guy probably hasn't been truthful with anyone for years and the house of cards is coming down. I wonder if April will have a Rustang pull up to her place in the near future.

He’s WILDLY panicking. Knowing the bodycam has gone from “maybe” to “probably” to “yup” would be more than enough on its own, but now there’s the Keanu meltdown, her follow-up dunk April text, his realization that Ape was talking to both Keanu and Aaron in 2025 and now Montegraph has hired one of KF’s two favorite lawyers.

No amount of galaxy gas and his own farts in the world will be enough for him. I predict that we have not seen but a fraction of how unhinged he will become. I am more certain now than ever this won’t end without very real and very terrible violence from him.

 

[and six goriilion others]

i'm beginning to think Nick didn't have permission to publicly share April's private messages.

Nah she totally told him once at 3:00 am while high on drugs last year.

 

[Soapmore]

I am more certain now than ever this won’t end without very real and very terrible violence from him.

I'm looking forward to hearing the word from @Null on why, but I have a hunch the county dragging their feet on providing the video might just be because they are concerned about exactly that.

 

[SigmaBalls]

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I am more certain now than ever this won’t end without very real and very terrible violence from him.

If anything, It's so certain, I'm more interested in hearing why this *wouldn't* be the case.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Cokeman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Judgeman (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Cucks (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Whippets
and bullshit
For Everyone

I fought The Judgeman lived as Cokeman,
now I'm here to beg for Aaron,
so if you want to cuck a man,
will you cuckold me?

Will you come on stream and join me,
in this thing called polyamory?
Please say yes and also bone me.
Please just butt-fuck me!

 

[Gator_Aids]

I fought The Judgeman lived as Cokeman,
now I'm here to beg for Aaron,
so if you want to cuck a man,
will you cuckold me?

Will you come on stream and join me,
in this thing called polyamory?
Please say yes and also bone me.
Please just butt-fuck me!

We’re really going to need the full musical by the end of it. @Null must sing “Troll Toll”.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

We’re really going to need the full musical

Diddler on the Roof.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

I'm still thinking of Keanu playing dumb with her phone, and Nick screaming "IT'S THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM" so shrill and loud, everyone in the house had to hear it. What's that like to be a child in that house, and hear dad shrieking obscenities at a woman -- and obviously at a woman because of all the dumb bitch cunt etc. Do you pull the blanket over you, cover your ears, and pray for a day when dad isn't just screaming at someone about something? And knowing your dad is a fucked up liar? What is all that doing to the girls? What's it doing to the boys?

Nick, your children aren't fine. They're anything but fine. They're being scarred, by you. You're a menace.

Doesn't at least one of the kids have a bedroom in the basement, where his studio is?

 

[Folgers Can]

Noticed this while watching a Meme Copium stream VOD from a few days ago and didn't see it mentioned in here, seemed worth a mention. Feel free to

if I'm just retarded.
"That [Aaron's squeezing of April] absolutely can be abuse, but it's not like he's beating her. It's not like Aaron...how do I say this...it's not like Aaron is hitting someone in the back of the head with a keyboard because they're being too noisy"

Yeah that was pretty specific. I wonder if that’s one of the things Drex told him.

I hope that funny and weird line Meme mentioned about hitting someone in the back of the head with a keyboard multiple times wasn't a reference to Nick hitting Kayla/April/one of his children.

This 'keyboard attacks has no attribution, but Meme drip fed out more details for the other stories he had, so perhaps it is a matter of time.

On that note Meme Copium's subsequent show had a moment that stood out as probably hinting at the keyboard story again, insofar as he analogized to another person from Nick's history who is well known for using consumer electronics as instruments of domestic violence, before abruptly cutting himself off as if it's another thing he's not supposed to talk about until after that mysterious "certain event" he's said he's been waiting for before spilling stories like this that some source told him in confidence.

Even going back to the Ron Toye days, Nick would go really hard on Ron toye for being an abusive stepfather, and throwing a remote at his wife, and threatening a judge's kid, and those were really entertaining, those Ronversation streams. It seems that Nick went so hard on Ron at that time because he saw something in Ron that he saw in himself, because, um... *conspicuous pause* I mean, well, we know what turned out for Nick, and I probably shouldn't say any more.

[Timestamp 48:59]

The implication's already obvious, so what would be the harm in just spilling the details? How long are we supposed to wait, two more weeks?

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick genuinely believes his main problem is Aaron

Hey we were making fun of him way before that!

Nick has also yet to state why he's different to the people he made over a million dollars monetizing

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The implication's already obvious, so what would be the harm in just spilling the details? How long are we supposed to wait, two more weeks?

That picture is pure fucking fiction, dude. We all know Nick doesn’t top Kayla, they don’t make boner pills strong enough for that to work

 

[RotPockets]

‘Rekieta Law’ post-prison intro

Outro

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I like how, as time goes on, pretty much all the serious general speculation has been totally correct.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

The implication's already obvious, so what would be the harm in just spilling the details? How long are we supposed to wait, two more weeks?

Interestingly Keanu stopped herself from outing something, when Nick said something about when before was he known as an abuser?

Related? Do some creators know stuff and are managing to keep it quiet?