Jackie Singh / Jacqueline Singh / Jacqueline Anne Stokes / Jax / @find_evil / HackingButLegal / @HackingButLegal / piggytomlinson - Cybersecurity "expert," wannabe journoscum, former "hacker"; gunt guards Patrick Tomlinson, currently picking a fight with ONA Forums, GNAA Groupie

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

This feels like chat GPT output, but Snackie is so retarded that I think this is just her natural word salad brain.

 

[Maude Snew]

I have several thousand hours in various flight sim games and programs, I guess that makes me a certified pilot according to curry nigger. Not every person who plays FPS games is Grndpa, Jackie. He's only a good sniper in games because he was one in real life. You can't carry that over to real life. It's why the US Army stopped with their video game as a training sim and just used it as a recruitment ad.

Shows what you know, I'm so good at Civ games that I built Stonehenge in my backyard and my doomstack of tanks and one caveman with a club is about to take Berlin. I call him Clubby, he's good luck.

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

Yes Snackie, he definitely used this tactical simulation( video game) to train himself for armed combat( murder of unsuspecting individuals) and firearm handling( pulling the trigger until the gun doesn't fire anymore).
Also, a top match of 13/8, how embarrassing, dude should've pulled the trigger on himself.

 

[Spunt]

Shows what you know, I'm so good at Civ games that I built Stonehenge in my backyard and my doomstack of tanks and one caveman with a club is about to take Berlin. I call him Clubby, he's good luck.

I am supremely confident in my ability to lead a group of colonists on a remote and hostile planet provided YOU QUIT WITH THE DROP-POD RAIDS, RANDY I fucking swear to God

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I've played Sim City for two and a half hours so now I'm a fully qualified civil engineer. How hard can building a city be?
What do you mean power plants can't be built instantly?

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Gamers are having people going through their stats now, roasting their k/d. Literally 1984.

 

[Maude Snew]

I've played Sim City for two and a half hours so now I'm a fully qualified civil engineer. How hard can building a city be?
What do you mean power plants can't be built instantly?

You jest but I've seen places designed like Jackie Xeets, if I was in charge of appointing someone else I'd take "I play a lot of Sim City" over whatever the fuck it was the last guy was thinking.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Jackie "Almost got it right" Singh.
What's this gaming time data has to do with ethical hacking or hacking in general btw?

 

[Irregardless]

Oh boy.

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This guy played a game for 30 hours. 30 hours of COMBAT DATA. You better believe Man Hands can use it to build a full psychological profile.

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TEMPORAL CONVERGENCE.

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I learned tactical reloading from Solid Snake.

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"5 gaming sessions in one day showing extreme stress"

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When your weapon jams in-game, it jams in real life. If you think that's air you're breathing...

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Link to COMBAT DATA: https://www.insurgencytracker.com/profile/PS4/782553601095760640/Pvp

This is beyond parody...

Like if she were to try and actually get an analyst job instead of being an unemployed sack of shit, the hiring manager would read these tweets and go "Oh, so you're just full of shit? Cool, denied."

 

[Drama Fan]

Oh boy.

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This guy played a game for 30 hours. 30 hours of COMBAT DATA. You better believe Man Hands can use it to build a full psychological profile.

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TEMPORAL CONVERGENCE.

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I learned tactical reloading from Solid Snake.

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"5 gaming sessions in one day showing extreme stress"

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When your weapon jams in-game, it jams in real life. If you think that's air you're breathing...

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Link to COMBAT DATA: https://www.insurgencytracker.com/profile/PS4/782553601095760640/Pvp

Tweet Link/ Nitter/ archive

 

[AnOminous]

You jest but I've seen places designed like Jackie Xeets, if I was in charge of appointing someone else I'd take "I play a lot of Sim City" over whatever the fuck it was the last guy was thinking.

If you want to build the best city, all you need to do is build a bunch of donut blocks, duuuuuuh. (j/k because not actually true.)

 

[Pill Cosby]

This guy played a game for 30 hours. 30 hours of COMBAT DATA. You better believe Man Hands can use it to build a full psychological profile.

It's a good job she didn't find his Flight Simulator data because otherwise the dumb bitch would accuse him of wanting to hijack an aircraft.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Oh boy.

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This guy played a game for 30 hours. 30 hours of COMBAT DATA. You better believe Man Hands can use it to build a full psychological profile.

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TEMPORAL CONVERGENCE.

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I learned tactical reloading from Solid Snake.

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"5 gaming sessions in one day showing extreme stress"

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When your weapon jams in-game, it jams in real life. If you think that's air you're breathing...

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Link to COMBAT DATA: https://www.insurgencytracker.com/profile/PS4/782553601095760640/Pvp

Insurgency sandstorm is on sale on Steam? Coincidence???

 

[Dean Pentel]

I call him Clubby, he's good luck.

No, child. There can be only one Clubby (@Club Sandwich). You must rename your character. The lady with Shrek hands that shits in the street knows you must.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Darude: Insurgency created a terrorist.

 

[Something Awful]

Guys please stop casting doubt on Jackie's solid analysis of K/D ratios. She's a real normal brain adult, do not make fun.



Jackie says she's working with law enforcement to put away Kyle Tomlinson:



This is the kind of work she does:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Guys please stop casting doubt on Jackie's solid analysis of K/D ratios. She's a real normal brain adult, do not make fun.

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Jackie says she's working with law enforcement to put away Kyle Tomlinson:

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This is the kind of work she does:

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Que the FBI report claiming she's just a self styled cyber security expert and should be ignored.

 

[Billy Bong]

Jackie's just exhausting to read. Yes, she's nuts, but she's so fucking boring!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jackie's just exhausting to read. Yes, she's nuts, but she's so fucking boring!

Fat, too.

 

[bortherman]

As much of a retard you think Jackie is.
Think about the fat dope that used her ramblings in his Pro Se filing to court.