Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gator_Aids]

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H u r t

Its good, I won't say it isn't. WIth some work to solve the shaking voice and a black and white AI animation, I think you'd get actual tears from at least not me, but possibly Nick himself.

 

[Shagedan]

HOW MANY BLACK ABORTIONS DID YOU HAVE
HOW MANY BLACK ABORTIONS DID YOU HAVE
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE

: “AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed for $2 says: “Nick. I’m with April right now. She’s telling—“

: “hey cu- HEY CUNT. HEY CUNT. STOP TALKING. IM TA - A MAN IS TALKING, YOU RETARDED WHORE.

: —me all about your tiny penis. We’re both laughing at you.”

: “It’s not true. Dumb bitch. My dick is huge. It’s not even you, cunt. I know it’s not you. You fuckin’ nerds are obsessed. *cope laugh, hits the gas*

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

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H u r t

Its good, I won't say it isn't. WIth some work to solve the shaking voice and a black and white AI animation, I think you'd get actual tears from at least not me, but possibly Nick himself.

Now just to wait for the bodycam (two more weeks) and interchange it with clips from the height of his career at the Depp trial - that's the music video.

 

[waffle]

Kayla's short, like Ethan Ralph short. But it has been wondered, given all the kids seem a bit too slim and a bit short for their age.

I'm about as tall as PPP but not so fat I can't get out of my chair, and my wife is really small. One of my kids is huge and the other one is practically microscopic. If it was all genetics I'd expect some variance between the kids instead of them looking uniformly stunted.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Kayla's short, like Ethan Ralph short.

Kayla's 5'12? BISH?!

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

His kids appearing on stream now with semi-regularity is 100% planned and fake. It’s not wholesome, it’s stomach turning, because he resents them.

His youngest has always interrupted his stream but he never lapsed (when within his power) to hide them from the camera. He either doesn't give a shit about shielding them from the internet or his brain is so fried the thought to protect them doesn't even occur anymore.

 

[Fapcop]

Aaron said on the KC interview that Kayla never took any non prescribed drugs in the entire time he was there fwiw

The impression I got, not just from this interview but also other occasions, is that Kayla is over medicated, and that Nick (and probably April too tbh) are doing that on purpose.

The normal reaction to “OMFG! My husband is banging some whore?!” Would be anger, but when you lived with a gaslighting, woman abusing piece of shit like Nick for long enough, they’ve become good at turning that normal reaction into unreasonable hysteria and a good reason to see the doctor to “adjust your meds! You’re acting out! Let’s talk about it when you’re more balanced!”

Kayla's 5'12? BISH?!

Just the perfect size! Good things come in small packages you know!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Kayla's 5'12? BISH?!

To be fair, even though they're both short, Kayla has a much bigger COCK than the West Memphis Micro.

Source: Quark.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think that Nick was able to keep his inclination toward degeneracy in check to some extent as long as they had a baby in the house. Finally having his own income was no doubt the decisive variable, but I wonder if Nick would have gone off the deep end if Kayla had kept pushing out pups. Nobody wants to look after a baby, let alone a baby and multiple other kids, with a hangover.

 

[not william stenchever]

Source: Quark.

I didn't know that Quark was running a junk-science-for-cash lab on the side.

Nick should have Kayla get in touch with him so that they can definitely prove that cocaine metabolizes on the cop's glove.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Its good, I won't say it isn't. WIth some work to solve the shaking voice and a black and white AI animation, I think you'd get actual tears from at least not me, but possibly Nick himself.

Thanks, I tried to preserve some of the shakiness of Cash's voice but I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, lol.

Now just to wait for the bodycam (two more weeks) and interchange it with clips from the height of his career at the Depp trial - that's the music video.

If any of the clippers/editors want the model or some Rekieta Karaoke, let me know.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

I'm about as tall as PPP but not so fat I can't get out of my chair, and my wife is really small. One of my kids is huge and the other one is practically microscopic. If it was all genetics I'd expect some variance between the kids instead of them looking uniformly stunted.

Yeah I think that's the damning part. Kid's can take after one parent more than another but with how many they have you'd at least expect one or two of them to have the tall genes.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I didn't know that Quark was running a junk-science-for-cash lab on the side.

Nick should have Kayla get in touch with him so that they can definitely prove that cocaine metabolizes on the cop's glove.

Rules of Acquisition #62 - The riskier the road, the greater the profit.

 

[Soapmore]

His kids appearing on stream now with semi-regularity is 100% planned and fake. It’s not wholesome, it’s stomach turning, because he resents them.

One wonders if it's advice from Melton to Nick. "You need to rebuild your image... why not show your little girls more?"

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

His kids appearing on stream now with semi-regularity is 100% planned and fake. It’s not wholesome, it’s stomach turning, because he resents them.

Seeing that poor girl show up was legit heartbreaking. Imagine being entrusted with that kind of awesome responsibility and choosing the life he chose instead. Dude deserves a legit ass beating. Hopefully he gets one in jail.

 

[Melty Butter]

I scrubbed through this morning's STMS. (I checked Stallyn19, but the clips didn't cover it all.)

About Nick:

1. At 2:13:00, Aaron discusses remembering "two to three instances of very strange behavior" from a Rekieta child. (The context is whether Depp did coke with his kid.) Aaron is very careful because he doesn't want to talk about Nick's kids, but says again, "I saw very strange behavior that can be explained by being high on a stimulant."
2. At 4:38:40, Aaron says that he recently talked to "a parent of one of the daughter's friends," who was in the Rekieta house last week and reported that "the kids are for sure affected by Nick's actions."

Put it through the Aaron filter, but I believe him.

(He later raided the PrettyAntisocial stream and made his subscribers get them to over 2K subs as a troll. I laughed.)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Aaron says that he recently talked to "a parent of one of the daughter's friends," who was in the Rekieta house last week and reported that "the kids are for sure affected by Nick's actions."

Yeah no shit. Nick is the only person delusional enough to say the kids haven’t been affected and aren’t affected on an ongoing basis. Well, Nick and his tard fans.

 

[The Bunk]

Nah. Gotta let that part die. The faggot has proved time and time again he does not regret anything and will just triple down on degeneracy when probation is done.

True. But Josh himself said that he can't recognize the "post-coke" Rekieta. It's a personal thing, but I hate to see things break — it comes from personal experience. For example, I have trouble watching a Lego Millennium Falcon being dropped down a flight of stairs because I can feel the amount of effort that went into assembling it wasted in vain. The same goes for human beings. Nick Rekieta is the product of the enormous effort from his wife, his parents, the money, and even his kids. They all poured effort into shaping him, and he wasted it and turned it to shit. It's even worse than Chris-Chan or Ralph — these guys were lost from the start. Nick had a chance, and he burned it all down. SAD AND PATHETIC.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Maybe it’s a small thing but this is the first time I’ve heard any other corroboration that the daughter was “on” drugs, as opposed to a one time incident or some kind of accidental exposure, which is as far as you can really speculate from the result alone.

Here Aaron says he saw the child acting out and exhibiting odd behavior that in hindsight was consistent with stimulants.

Nick might have to slip from “lab error” to full on blame of someone else on this.
The context here is him mentioning Johnny Depp being on something while his kid was present, presumably as some kind of comparison.

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About Nick:

1. At 2:13:00, Aaron discusses remembering "two to three instances of very strange behavior" from a Rekieta child. (The context is whether Depp did coke with his kid.) Aaron is very careful because he doesn't want to talk about Nick's kids, but says again, "I saw very strange behavior that can be explained by being high on a stimulant."

Nick has talked about his youngest daughter who has ADHD. According to him she had outbursts and lashed out.

So was it cocaine? Or did Nick try to cure her ADHD by feeding her cocaine. No clue.

No matter what, at the end of the day, I blame the guy that bought the drugs into the house irrespective if he handed the drugs to her, or if she had crawl out from beneath the stairs once the adults had passed out to scavenge what she could like an Easter Egg hunt.

 

[Vibralldo]

True. But Josh himself said that he can't recognize the "post-coke" Rekieta. It's a personal thing, but I hate to see things break — it comes from personal experience. For example, I have trouble watching a Lego Millennium Falcon being dropped down a flight of stairs because I can feel the amount of effort that went into assembling it wasted in vain. The same goes for human beings. Nick Rekieta is the product of the enormous effort from his wife, his parents, the money, and even his kids. They all poured effort into shaping him, and he wasted it and turned it to shit. It's even worse than Chris-Chan or Ralph — these guys were lost from the start. Nick had a chance, and he burned it all down. SAD AND PATHETIC.

Based on the evidence I'm starting to think Nick was always like this and just lost the ability to hide it