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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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really though this twigger is going to fucking die before ralph. his hand looks fucking necrotic. you have to hit a lot of whip in quick succession to get hypoxia like that. Maybe less as an old man but still his blood nitrogen content is probably several times what it should be.
I like how the new Rekieta watching game is 'finger watch'. It used to just be 'cuck ring watch' which is still in effect, but now you have to compare the color of the blue cuck ring with his fingers to see how fucked up on N2O he is.
Nick is well beyond the no-touch policy. We may have our own policies of no-touch. But at this point, someone is going to fuck his shit up and he has it coming.
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really though this twigger is going to fucking die before ralph. his hand looks fucking necrotic. you have to hit a lot of whip in quick succession to get hypoxia like that. Maybe less as an old man but still his blood nitrogen content is probably several times what it should be.
Some people may not agree, but DSP will outlast the heat death of the universe, so he's a given. But imagine doing so much damage to yourself, people will say a fat, pill-popping alcoholic will outlive you. Hell, imagine Jim "My spine is disentigrating" Metokur outliving Nick. This is the slope you're on Nick; DSP will outlive us all, but it's a shame to let Ralph or others beat you.
Most skin discolorization, that's not paint or freezing or other things, is blood/oxygen/circulation related. Guess what huffing/inhalants really affect?
Nick is a hole-brained druggie who spazzes out at random. Like the Johnny depp clip. I don't know what that hand grabbing spaz motion was, but one could imagine nick's neck and head doing something similar.
Also:
His fingers look totally normal here.
We know the blue fingers are the result of lack of blood oxygen which can only come from N2O abuse.
The magic fingers come and go depending on time of day and how deep into the stream it is.
We have evidence of his magical hands occurring randomly late into his drinking and coke binges prior to his arrest.
We also know has confirmed doing N2O since at least when he met April
While its 100% obvious Nick is still abusing to us, we Kiwis have a "do not touch" policy with cows. That doesn't explain people like Aaron though. If he wanted a W, he'd tell the PO to run a blood check instead of a standard urine analysis, OR to catch Nick for a urine test when his fingers turn blue on stream (as opposed to relying on him to do come to scheduled tests which gives him time to clear the nitrous from his body). Sure we'd lose a good cow with Nick in the clink, BUT at least his kids would be free from that walking atrocity.
Don't worry ol' Hospice Hands would explain it away as stress induced lack of oxygen. Dipshit would be better off coping its CO from driving so much with a busted exhaust.
We already have King Cobra as a good lolcow test animal for what the long-term effects of Galaxy Gas are on the brain. As usual, Nick is just utterly stupid. He is so desperate to get high and so utterly stupid now that he can't figure out any other option than doing the gas over and over again. If he didn't have the gas, he would probably be doing model glue, paint or gasoline.
Putting him in jail or prison is meaningless. He is punishing himself just staying home, streaming and pretending to be sober in worse ways than the system could ever punish him.
At this point, he is really a terminal sort of druggie/junkie. Getting high is all that he has in his life and one way or another he is going to keep getting high on something until he severely harms himself. Jail or prison would mean nothing to him. At best it would probably just get him more healthy for a bit so he can go back to the drugs even harder when he gets out.
Has it though? He claims drugs are awesome and he loves them. Look what a miserable son of a bitch he looks like though. No face he has made in the last year looks like a happy person. He is just intensely angry and frothing at the mouth with pure insanity.
He is the most miserable son of a bitch I've ever seen. If the drugs he's taking are so amazing, why doesn't he ever look happy?
Is there some missing part in his entire psyche that normal people have that prevents him from grasping the concept that everything he's doing just makes him look even worse?
Having experience with someone of a similar mindset it really does feel like they must be shamelessly acting or just lack some self control or something simple like that. But after 15+ years of nothing changing you start to see there really is something fundamentally wrong with how they think and how they perceive everything, it’s a little scary tbh
What is considered long term? 3 months? 6 months? Maybe he's just using it so much that he's getting the hypoxia faster than he should be? What's next? His fingers just...stops working?
Has it though? He claims drugs are awesome and he loves them. Look what a miserable son of a bitch he looks like though. No face he has made in the last year looks like a happy person. He is just intensely angry and frothing at the mouth with pure insanity.
He is the most miserable son of a bitch I've ever seen. If the drugs he's taking are so amazing, why doesn't he ever look happy?
Holy shit, his fingernails are extremely blue. I thought maybe at first I was looking at with biased eyes, but if you do any comparison it becomes extremely obvious.
Under this read, Kayla really was the reason Nick found an audience at all. Kayla, not Nick, created the RekietaLaw persona. Without Kayla's influence, Nick would have just acted how he acts right now: an absolute unlikeable cunt with no appeal to anyone.
But the thing I find even more interesting is examining why Kayla created Nick's YouTube persona. Ultimately, I think she designed the RekietaLaw persona to be basically the model husband she wished she had. Instead of the presenting the licentious, porn-addicted lazy narcissist Nick Rekieta, Kayla's chosen RekietaLaw persona portrayed a humble, hardworking small-town family man, dedicated to God, his wife, and his children. The RekietaLaw persona comes straight from a low-budget Hallmark romance movie.
And Kayla's influence probably explains why Nick garnered such a strong wine-mom audience: it's pure middle-aged woman wish fulfillment. Kayla's wish for the husband she wanted Nick to be, but never was.
A very thoughtful post. There is another layer to this as well.
Yes, Kayla was the impetus for most of what made Nick appealing to a broader audience, especially for people looking for a rallying point during culturally tumultuous times. Being a Christian father/husband/lawyer in small-town Minnesota was an excellent persona for both Kayla and Nick. While this was going on Kayla and Nick could go see male strippers and do things within the Sektur that even made Andy Warski uncomfortable. All this as early as 2019.
Regarding the winemoms, it is not surprising that the most pathetic loyal of the bunch were much like Kayla. They were lewdposting in their degenerate hugbox with the mistaken assumption of privacy. Kayla knew what would happen if it got out, but rather than NOT engaging with others sexually outside her marriage, she chose to try and have her cake and eat it too:
In a way, Nick is still the husband Kayla wants because she has poor judgement and self-destructive tendencies of her own. Kayla wants to sing in church and at the Gay90s and Hedonism II. She is a woman of incompatible passions because she wants it all. This is why she is willing to jeopardize her church, drugs, family, marriage, and sexual partners to preserve her... well, church, drugs, family, marriage, and sexual partners. Remember, Kayla brought the Qover to church which only damaged her reputation with the church and ran counter to the Qover's pretense of "secrecy".
This is likely why Kayla hasn't left Nick yet; Kayla doesn't want to give anything up no matter who it hurts. It is pure greed and selfishness, especially for a mother of five.
For example, she tried to reconnect with Aaron on "neutral ground" after he left by saying that she hadn't done drugs. She later confessed to him that she had done drugs and that she lied to make him happy. This is because Kayla wanted both Aaron and the drugs. She only lost Aaron because he had the power to remove himself.
Its not just the fingers. Those cheeks and ears are also turning pink and purple. You'll notice these are all places with little blood flow. Also the same places you get frostbite for the same reason. This nigger is huffing nitrous so much his body looks like he was on Shackleton's expedition. In the middle of summer.View attachment 7424269 View attachment 7424260
Its not just the fingers. Those cheeks and ears are also turning pink and purple. You'll notice these are all places with little blood flow. Also the same places you get frostbite for the same reason. This nigger is huffing nitrous so much his body looks like he was on Shackleton's expedition. In the middle of summer.View attachment 7424269 View attachment 7424260
Putting him in jail or prison is meaningless. He is punishing himself just staying home, streaming and pretending to be sober in worse ways than the system could ever punish him.
At this point, he is really a terminal sort of druggie/junkie. Getting high is all that he has in his life and one way or another he is going to keep getting high on something until he severely harms himself. Jail or prison would mean nothing to him. At best it would probably just get him more healthy for a bit so he can go back to the drugs even harder when he gets out.
No offense, this feels a little like copium. Withdrawal is a BITCH! Nick in jail has a prime opportunity to do the exact same suffering In jail where he can't hurt anybody else but himself. Just remember Nick still has kids whom are constantly endangered and embarrassed by his shenanigans. Nick has ensured anybody with the surname of Rekeita will forever be a laughingstock.
For the sake of those children Nick has got to go. Maybe he can have a gay little prison letter mini arc like Chris Chan where he convinces himself he's literally Jesus.
What is considered long term? 3 months? 6 months? Maybe he's just using it so much that he's getting the hypoxia faster than he should be? What's next? His fingers just...stops working?
His arms and fingers go numb and he begins to experience random bouts of intense dizziness... Kind of like when he came back that one time during the Keanu stream with his entire head just wobbling around. It also explains why Nick seems so dizzy even when he's noticeably not fucked up. The damage he's doing to his body is something else and he's so intent on doing it against all decent advice that he's probably permanently going to be fucked up and in pain.
At least if he dies he becomes the funniest PSA. And we will all learn the meaning of Spirit Fingers.
"These are not spirit fingers, THESE! are Spirit Fingers"
There is an early interview with PPP of all people where he says his family picks and chooses beliefs from both their Catholic and Protestant backgrounds, but they go to a Protestant church when they choose to go. Any reasonably devout Christian could see at least two major red flags with his “Christian Trad Dad” facade from that statement alone.
“Picking and choosing” from two incompatible faith traditions shows his family wasn’t actually under discipleship of any sort of church and “when we choose to go” shows they were just LARPing from the get-go.
