Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
In a way, Nick is still the husband Kayla wants because she has poor judgement and self-destructive tendencies of her own.
Kayla is utterly worthless. She is willing to lay around stoned out off her worthless ass while Nick starves her children to the point they're visibly emaciated and looking like African orphans you'd use to raise money. She doesn't even give a single shit about the kids she pumped out like some kind of retard factory.
 
I hate to tell you NERDS, but the blue fingers are from the blueberry pies Nick eats off screen. Just like how the white stuff on his nose during the coke stream came from a cookie.

He's going to die soon, holy fuck. His body is killing the extremities to keep the vital organs working. You can't just cut off blood flow every day and keep coming back. The dude's in his 40's. He'll lose some toes first and keep it under wraps. Then he'll start wearing gloves all the time and call us WEIRD for commenting on the floppy fingers.
 
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"You spoke with the prisoners Kiwi farms"
 
Legal Mindset is the first major lawtuber aside from Sean to just directly say what Nick is up to.
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God damn. I know everyone is waiting for Nick to earn some more much deserved comeuppance. But not like this.

While we would all prefer that he eat a ton of crow, admit his fuck ups, and crawl his way out of this hell he has built. But this goes against the first law of lolcows.

If they were capable of learning from their mistakes, they wouldn't be a lolcow.

He is the most miserable son of a bitch I've ever seen. If the drugs he's taking are so amazing, why doesn't he ever look happy?
Think of every dystopian movie where people are plugged into an artificial reality happily living their lives away, while in the real world the sit around in dilapidation, wasting away in real life.

That dystopian future already exists without the computer based artificial reality. Instead it comes in a bottle or in powdered form. It hacks people's pleasure receptors so they only seek the drug based euphoria instead of doing the good things humans should be doing thus earning a lower level euphoric congratulations produced naturally by the body and brain.
 
The fucking places that this dude's mind goes.
What the shit.

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Context:
  • DC judges write gay histrionic performative shit in their legal opinion about how they have to stop Trump!
  • Actual lawyers: "why are these judges being gay and retarded?"
  • Nick: "ha ha yeah! Joke about a hostage situation! Involving children!"
 
The fucking places that this dude's mind goes.
What the shit.

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Context:
  • DC judges write gay histrionic performative shit in their legal opinion about how they have to stop Trump!
  • Actual lawyers: "why are these judges being gay and retarded?"
  • Nick: "ha ha yeah! Joke about a hostage situation! Involving children!"
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creative writing degree everybody! Fucking midwit faggot.
 
How does he even come up with lies this dumb? Is it even possible anyone could possibly believe lies this dumb?
It's dumb though, sure, possible...because who falls and gets bruises? People who are drunk.

I honestly still don't understand the mindset of narcissists like this. How can they do this? How does Nick not realize on some level that screaming insanely at women for just saying true things about him makes him look even worse?

Is there some missing part in his entire psyche that normal people have that prevents him from grasping the concept that everything he's doing just makes him look even worse?

Does he really think that huffing nitrous and screaming incoherent obscenities at some woman saying something he knows is true about him is convincing anyone at all? I mean other than the obvious result which is that everyone knows this guy is a violently insane lunatic now.
He's more an overt narcissist. Russell Greer is a more typical covert narcissist. Sure, Nick can be passive-aggressive, but he's not quiet or under the radar - he loves being in the spotlight, is entitled, openly states he's superior (lol), is expressive, seeks attention. Russell lives to play the victim and emphasizes his vulnerability. But both of them have no empathy, have no feelings, center themselves as, and orient their concept of themselves as the center of their (and in their dim view, everyone's) universe, have a tenuous relationship with reality, etc.

But to answer your question, they lose their damn minds when losing. Generally, they think their bad habits are invisible and attacks are just jelly, and/ or that their aggression will prove they are right (bc they half-believe/ convince themselves they are, which is a survival tactic). They also are 100% certain that attacks on them are inherently wrong, factually and "morally." And even if they know at some level that the accusations are correct, it is too much of a blow to their weak self-concept to allow. Again, for people like this it is a matter of survival to be right & to preserve their belief that they are right, no matter how obviously wrong and lame their "win" might be. And both are centered around control.
 
Who the fuck would let their kids go spend the night over at Nick Rekieta's house? I've had enough of Aaron Imholte at this point, none of his story here makes any sense. This is a small town in Minnesota and evidently one of the sixteen avid STMS fans in existence let their kid just go over there after the last year? If so they belong in jail but idk why I'm even humoring this being true in any capacity.
 
He does not know how to do earnest introspection or take the advice of others to heart. Before it reaches his mind all incoming information and feelings are filtered through a bias that tries to spin fortuitous webs through whatever manipulation and lies necessary. He will not change because he cannot change; a con artist will always be a con artist.
Not so stalker child.

As long as the advice is offered in a non-faggy way, he will take it.
 
As noted by @Melty Butter, today was comparatively better, donation-wise. Still, Rekieta seems to average around -$300.00 per stream on his usual trial coverage days. Whether ~$300.00 is worth 7+ hours of streaming will depend on your point of view. In my country, $300.00 a day would be considered an excellent income—though, Rekieta doesn’t live in the third world.

Karen Read Trial - Day 22 — Alessi and Brennan THROW DOWN Over Dr. Welcher
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Average Donation Rate: $41.15 per video hour

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0:23:20Anonymous5Nick, old buddy: Ive been violated and | need your support: / found out the hard way that Keanu has a micro-peen: Not long enough to reach my booty hole but she penetrated my butt crack and pumped until she finished: Not a win for the toe.
0:29:24A Clipl10Really enjoying the streams! just went back and watched your entire Rittenhouse stream: Forgot how great that was! Which trial should | watch next? Play
0:29:58Anonymous5Kurt's joke about the expert went over my head like a cop trying to order off the Denny's menu for the at the window tell him;"Sir; this is a Wendy's: lady only
0:32:28Genx Medic5was smart: | bought from one of my clients and we discussed his case everytime. Boom Attorney Client Privilege:
0:33:02Anonymous5ain't heard anything about fractography of the tail light: Should be able to tell if the tail light struck a winter coat or a hard surface depending on the fracture initiation:
0:41:40Chief Librarian Mayo Naise5Grok = nnot accept the Slander any longer: The Try our Jw Kurt Dosen't have a Micro Peen: Its A Sear
1:01:02Tammy Morgan5What's your take on Trooper Tully being involved in every aspect of this case?
1:59:08Schmuel Buckman3Ihate you sucked me into this
1:59:16Death Network20.63was a gangbanger; it is, don't mess with me, it is Gang banger? Yeah; the one in the middle of the GANG BANGI Bitch ass is a hoe moel no, no: I has a wife, it is! No, A 'beard' you mean?l You hoe moe, admit itl
1:59:36Bowsher25.77Your honor that was not cocaine on my nose it was bro butterll Ryan Lady'$ and gentlemen you will be shown that was my bro butterll! Mr: Rekieta to my chambers so | can replace Kurt's micro peen with your nose: Im a fun guy I'm alot of fun:
2:00:24Anonymous5Your honor; Keanu Thompson will to convince the jury she has a mega-clitoris. It is NOT: It is a micro-peen! | seent it: Pee-hole on the tip and the white stuff comes out: try
2:15:22Anonymous5Roses are red, violets aint green, who wants to ride on Kurts micro peen?
2:15:30Tammy Morgan5Burn like it's 1999
2:15:54David E5If we did a shot Everytime this guy states an answer with LL "Sure' we would be dead in an hour: peen Tiny
2:16:18Anonymous5What an asshole: Did the guy think he was being asked if Mass State Police pays its bills?
2:16:36Ortellios5Judge; the real question to be asked is, Did Nick's butter taste criminal with a side of snow? Or did it numb the witness senses? If so, how would he know it was Nick's butter and not his wifes?
2:31:30Anonymous16.27Decided to check the Aperture website to re visit and re live the Burgess profile, his Linkedln link is gone, and the link to his downloadable CV gone: Aperture updated his profile page with education to state AS_ in Computer Networking: His phone number is still there, maybe we should call and see if he is still employed: f he isn't employed, maybe he could tour as Kurt's Micro Peen since he was so belittled in court:
2:32:16Anonymous5When the police showed up why didn't someone start flushing the drugs
2:32:34Mercenarygrip5tried coming up with another descriptor for Curt's member; but miniscule, infinitesimal, insignificant, inadequate, and meager all seemed insufficient, like Curt's micro peen:
2:38:04Anonymous5Kurt has an itsy TEENIE WEENIE, PSORIASIS MICROPEENIE, that he touched for the tenth time todayl bitsy;
2:55:20Anonymous5Kurt e li seduto a pizzicarsi il micropene a getto continuo, cercando di preparare un quarto di cucchiaino di burro di arachidi ogni volta. E la salsa segreta per la sua pizza in casseruola da minoren
2:59:50Anonymous5Kato wa, kare no maikuropenisu de kono horitsuya ni fumeiyo 0 motarashimashita
3:00:52REFORMED CONVICT5Under the doctrine of unbreaded i order you to play ai comment section music from you tube its funny like kurts micro peen
3:02:04MasterChief1175Kurt ist ein Rotschopf und hat einen Mikropenis. Er macht auch einen ekelhaften Pizzaauflauf und hat eine schreckliche Hautkrankheit
3:08:46Anonymous5LL Kurt ka maikropenis" mere sabhee bhaarateey bhaiyon se bhee chhota hai:
3:11:12MasterChief1175Kato wa 18-sai no shojo-tachi ni pizakyaseroru 0 susumeru no ga sukina maikuropenisu no makeinuda
3:14:10Frank Lee5Kurt es un nicker de mierda: Mierda en la suela de nuestros zapatos. Y ademas tiene un micropene:
3:49:50Anonymous5I've sent a few micropeener supertips to Megan and | think she really appreciates your influence: This was clearly all your idea: Hocus feenis micropenis:
3:50:12Anonymous5The evidence will show that Curt does not; in fact, have a micro penis as he shares one with Sean and this is not his week to have it
3:50:30Anonymous15.334L Court Clerk do you have the report about my micropenis" don't know if it's in yet_ Yeah, thats the one-.
3:56:56Debbie10Brian you keep saying you're a lot of fun but never show me the goods: Is that because you have a micro peen like kurt and can only offer me pizza casserole you like to give to young girls? Hey
4:01:12The Dark Knight5Achutal Ma Naama Sa kurt! Konchee Cheesa Je Gonyo Ma micropeenie? Je Hoptoe Hagwa Bueh pizza casserolel oh Nobatal Karka Shukl Ateema mommy bev Woto Choda Eh Boonti Oonto Do sweaty autistic feet-smelling Dumpyo Sosah Porkio Uba Hagwo Bok Kuno Co Shosa Do Maskey Oonto Bu Neree Starya Poolya dating app
4:02:24Anonymous5based on google Al ~ just falling from standing at 73in tall 2 it calculated to 146 Gs. So if motion was also applied it kind of makes sense: All to say; larger than Kurt's micro peen!
4:04:18Nick Campbell5Im a fun guy, a ton of fun like the experts from Aperture: / heard at Aperture Sciences, do more than portal technology: They help with the micro-peen inflicted like my Brother Pizza Casserole. they The cake is a lie: The micro peen is not:
4:11:56Cameron Carrell5Nick the real question is. Do you prefer your Futas with the micro peen and balls, or no balls
4:12:16David Standhardt5Mythbusters dropped a crash test dummy 25 feet onto pavement and only reached 60 g no way he could've reached 460 g This micro peen math is bunk
4:12:48Anonymous5712 Likes & 1.3K in here: LIKE & SHARE the lot of you: Shame, Shame, Shame. Kurt has a micropeeeeeen
4:13:58Genx Medic5We need to Tim Pool to put this on his next gay album Then we hit full on internet explosion, civil war; culture war; micropeen significance: get
4:16:38Genx Medic5Confirmed Nick the Balldo in his ass. Another win for the Toe puts
4:26:46Anonymous5Yourhonor_Nick Rekieta is_too skinny fat to be a coke head: PLY in the closet while on Lunch hp in lieu of rehab:
4:33:18Anonymous5Anyway; here is the peeing lawyer song__
5:31:58NotCupcakes5You can say all the curse words on Supertips Cum, cunt, cock, homo, mother fucker; ho, and Aaron Imholt fag;
7:04:02Tech106 Vehicle forensics telemetry includes speed, time and tirespin: Would be a slam dunk if they had it, so its all seems a reach: Not one Camera between locations to confirm taillight damage? Guy Ring
7:05:20NotCupcakes5GOT EMWW
7:05:28NotCupcakes5Kurt has a masssive peenll! Seethe Rekieta Seethe Toe, you mean Micro Peen, don't start this $ H / T with your lying again
 

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What did Aaron say about April and Kayla that was so bad?

I just remember him coming off like a simp about Kayla and a tough guy about Nick.
Aaron didn't say anything particularly bad, this is just Fagkieta being dishonest again.

He of course never states what Aaron said that was so bad, he just hopes that people who aren't aware of his lying nature, fill in the gaps from their imagination and run with Aaron having said something bad.
 
His understanding of the Bible and Christianity on the whole is severely lacking
Nick was fired from teaching Sunday School. He's a bona fide heretic.

honestly still don't understand the mindset of narcissists like this. How can they do this? How does Nick not realize on some level that screaming insanely at women for just saying true things about him makes him look even worse?
Because he knows he's awesome 😎 and we're all in denial of that fact.
 
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