Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Oliver Onions]

I can see his neighbors telling him to shut the fuck up late at night during one of his bing bing wahoos streams because you can bet your ass he will do "living in japan" streams when he gets settled in

I could see him accidentally becoming white Johnny Somali after he starts doing irl streams to show everyone his amazing life in Glorious Nippon and pisses off the locals so much they run him out of town.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

I think the number 1 thing Chibi will get shit for in Japan is how he acts in whatever workplace he ends up in, cosplaying in public more, and his unbelievable BO. As far as ending up on a Somali style wanted list, I think he's gonna get caught groping women on a train or going full nonce

 

[Whaler]

I think the number 1 thing Chibi will get shit for in Japan is how he acts in whatever workplace he ends up in, cosplaying in public more, and his unbelievable BO. As far as ending up on a Somali style wanted list, I think he's gonna get caught groping women on a train or going full nonce

He also struggles to brush his teeth, so I can imagine the bad breath mixed with the BO and all the grease that oozes off him will probably result in 99% of the people he deals with doing everything they can to get away from him as fast as possible.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Hi guys, I've been out of the loop for a month: did Caveman troon out and did Chibi go to Japan already?

Cavewoman DCJ now, yeah.

 

[00R-Gundam]

So how long he will last in glorious 日本 before he comes back crawling back?

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think the number 1 thing Chibi will get shit for in Japan is how he acts in whatever workplace he ends up in

Definitely, he'll act like a wacky anime character and everyone will hate him instantly

I think he's gonna get caught groping women on a train or going full nonce

I doubt this, not because he wouldn't want to but because I don't believe he's assertive enough. Getting shook down at a hostess club seems more likely to me.

So how long he will last in glorious 日本 before he comes back crawling back?

This should be the new poll if he actually makes it there. My bet is 3-6 months, depending on his financial situation.

He'll last about a month in whatever the job is then stay on as a tourist until he has to leave or runs out of money to pay for accommodation.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

So how long he will last in glorious 日本 before he comes back crawling back?

Less than a year with four to six months possibly being the earliest point that reality starts setting in.

 

[Salaryman]

Never stop making Chibi photo collages.
Here, have a mask

 

[Stinkyboy]

RIP Chibi's bankroll

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Too bad Ryan Boundless is too busy getting AIDS in Africa because I could see him hosting a pity party Chibi video in his japanese DREAM CRUSHER series to dunk on the weebs that want to teach English in japan.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Yes, If I was Chibi I would be depressed.

If you were Chibi, then that means Chibi would be you. The he'd use your body to sperg in.

 

[butlerspoon]

I'm not a Twitch expert, but it appears all of his full broadcast VODs have been nuked

 

[Oliver Onions]

RIP Chibi's bankroll

I will miss his Facebook posts showing all the consoomer tat he wasted his money on.

I'm not a Twitch expert, but it appears all of his full broadcast VODs have been nuked

Full streams are automatically deleted after 14 days on Twitch, only clips or highlights are archived.

 

[Looney Troons]

When I visited Japan, I used to love to hit up Round1 locations. Being an arcade fag, that shit was incredible to me. All of these shiny rhythm games we had only read about or imported inferior console versions of… in person! When they started opening Round1 locations in the US a decade or so ago, great times. Except for all of the cosplay fags and furries.

I don’t know if I just went on a bad day last year, but the Round1 I visited in Ikebukuro was completely dead, save for a handful of cosplay tourists and families that were passing by. I passed by a Chunithm cabinet and ran my finger across the surface. It picked up a thin film of dust. I don’t keep up with the Japanese arcade scene anymore, but I do know that emulating the arcade games and their servers are increasingly common nowadays.

Most of these games were completely locked out from places outside of Japan because of the Internet connectivity requirement. Since there are so many groups actively cracking and emulating these games, they’re becoming more common (outside of places like Round1) in the US. It’s not impossible to get an old DDR or Chunithm machine in decent condition for less than 2,000 dollars, shipped.

I’m seeing tons of smaller anime arcade shops opening up all over the place. There is this little anime shop in a strip mall near me that seemed like it barely saw any traffic. Now, it’s chock full of old Japanese arcade cabinets - rhythm games and candy cabs - and it’s constantly busy. They’ve even expanded into a bar/cafe.

I wouldn’t be surprised if one of these types of shops opened up near Chibi and he’s taken a job as an assistant store manager or something. He’d be surrounded by games, gay anime, and cosplayers without having to risk complete failure.

 

[Pickle Man]

So Big Al did a follow up video to MagicMush video about him. Mostly talk about his past with Spax3 and Chibi somemore. I didnt know this but Spax3 is currently in a civil lawsuit against the voice actor of Pommi from Amazing Circus.

 

[Salaryman]

Isn't Big Al the guy in the "dad I'm a brony" video? Asking for a friend.

 

[demicolon]

I didnt know this but Spax3 is currently in a civil lawsuit against the voice actor of Pommi from Amazing Circus.

Only know about Spazz3 from Dylan the KnightOwl's supercut on him. There's something Spax did that Dylan didn't elaborate on, only said the he has to "ask God for forgiveness" or something like that. Googling didn't help so let me guess: Spax molested a kid or what?

 

[vanta pilled]

Still all quiet on the Chibi front? I'm surprised he's been able to keep quiet this long when something major is happening.

 

[imstonedsoz]

Still all quiet on the Chibi front? I'm surprised he's been able to keep quiet this long when something major is happening.

Yes, so far nothing from him.
So I'm assuming either a) this new job is a nothingburger position locally and not the dream Japan job or b) it is the Japan arc career but he's actually being smart for once and keeping his mouth shut so weens cannot ruin it for him.

I don't think he uses his linkedin much as he still lists himself as currently employed with AT&T (where by the way, he has the audacity to have his headline as "Interactive Designer | Game Designer | Level Designer")

 

[bonified retard]

He's live on twitch
https://www.twitch.tv/shinaquaphoenix

He said this Japan trip is "mostly a pleasure trip" but not totally, because he has an opportunity to meet this potential employer "face to face."

Edit: He just said he's been spending too much on a pokemon tcg mobile game.