Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

there is something i have to tell you..... | weigh in ep. 10​

(05/28/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=O8lr8nsjIP4

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Quick write up :

Still fat.

More BS that will soon be meaningless since she will never act upon it.

Really fat.

Looks like death.

Did I say that she is fat?

 

[Red Mask]

Alan Roberts getting on ALR. It’s been awhile since he’s done that.

 

[Calories]

The rumors are true, this is a video wherein she is fat.

Anyways, her claim is as follows: From 516.0 last week, to 513.8 now. Down 2.2 lbs.

 

[janeir0]

Alan Roberts getting on ALR. It’s been awhile since he’s done that.

Congrats if you guessed <15 minutes before he brought up "the covid jab"

 

[Peepeekakaland]

there is something i have to tell you..... | weigh in ep. 10​

(05/28/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=O8lr8nsjIP4

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Amber your content has gone so boring and repetitive, I believe it's time for you to leave this earth(die).

 

[Bitch I eat people]

Amber your content has gone so boring and repetitive, I believe it's time for you to leave this earth(die).

Alternatively, leave this earth (be shot into space) it would be educational at least.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Haven't had a chance to catch up, but I saw her say she was 15 the last time her thyroid was checked and my first thought was how the fuck would she remember one blood test 20 years ago and second, she really hasn't had it checked in that long, with all her multiple ER trips and health problems? Then I saw this. Sometimes reddit can have some good stuff (sometimes).

 

[Peepeekakaland]

Alternatively, leave this earth (be shot into space) it would be educational at least.

Good point, donate that bitch to science

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Anyways, her claim is as follows: From 516.0 last week, to 513.8 now. Down 2.2 lbs.

Reminder from SKYNET:

Amber's NEVER actually lost weight (except when Krystle's parents locked the pantry and when Beggy was too Zombified to do 5 McD runs every night). THOUSANDS of videos monetizing obnoxious details re: hours slept, WW points, and her mentulzzzzz affecting her weightloss NORMAL DAILY FLUCTUATIONS.

Also, in a previous video, Ambo cries about how she's been diagnosed with the number 1 condition that causes weight gain (it isn't, but anyway). She also said her thyroid was normal at 15ish years old... when she's told us that she was 460lbs. Also, Alan Roberts mentioned in the video posted above that they would have checked her thyroid during the cancer arc (shortly after she ate herself to 600+lbs). So no, Ambo... hypothyroidism didn't balloon you to 500+lbs. YOU ATE YOURSELF INTO THYROID PROBLEMS.

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(I don't mean to ruin anyone's childhood memories of Arthur, but I can't unsee it)

 

[KittiestKitty]

Videos like the one posted above that go through the years really show how bitchy and smug she has become towards her audience, and much she has mentally regressed over time.

 

[Peepeekakaland]

Videos like the one posted above that go through the years really show how bitchy and smug she has become towards her audience, and much she has mentally regressed over time.

Her smugness used to annoy me but at the end of the day we are not 600lbs and dying so she can be as smug as she wants in her flesh prison go wipe in a sink amber

 

[Insulin reid]

Her smugness used to annoy me but at the end of the day we are not 600lbs and dying so she can be as smug as she wants in her flesh prison go wipe in a sink amber

The irony of amber with her fake nails and filters telling us she's better than the majority of us while she's eaten herself into wiping her ass with wash cloths on a sink counter will never be lost on us.

 

[a hapless toad]

Even without the proof of her admitting she'd had thyroid testing in the past it's still an obviously blatant lie because there is no way a doctor seeing a super morbidly obese patient wouldn't order those labs.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Face Card​

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

there is something i have to tell you..... | weigh in ep. 10​

(05/28/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=O8lr8nsjIP4

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Thanks, Neko. Do tell then Amber, I have no doubt what exciting news you bring us is about to lull me into sleep.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

Hello hello, straight into the questions:

Q: What kind of coping skills are you using during times where you want to overeat?
A: Setting a timer for 10 minutes to see if the feeling passes, journaleen about how she's feeling, distrtycting herself with her furbabies or youtube, remove herself from wherever she's at

Q: Why do you watch healthy eating content?
A: likes a good meal idea, doesn't exactly seek it out but she will watch it if it pops up on her feed

Q: Does Mamalynn discourage you from making bad food choices?
A: No...because she also understands?? She encourages her to cook more, but, her overall answer contradicts itself and I think this is just special needs Amber not fully understanding what words mean.

Q: Why didn't you know you had hyperthyroidism in the past?
A: Says previously her doctors just decided not to do those tests. It was only done because that specific appointment was weight loss focused.

Q: Why do you look at yourself when you're eating on camera?
A: Natural habit for YouTubers, she says. "It's like, where should our eyes go?"

Goal review:
Keep a food journal: Succes
Take my medication: Success
Says with journalling she noticed she eats more than she "eats more than her body feels". And taking her meds is easy bc of the pill organizer.

New goals:
1. Keep taking medicine
2. using the new water bottle (Coldest water bottle of days past...)

As for how her week went, she's been "having a lot of mental health". Says had some days where she emotionally ate. Admits she thinks she's not been as transparent in her weigh in and what I ate today videos as she ought've been (yeah we figured). Then gives some analogy about how's she's not gonna share more bc of the backlash. Her mentulz are "not perceived in the way it should be" She's getting pushed away by people being too harsh on and cruel to her.

mfw when sharing the same sob story for the 4.56 * 10^43th time does not absolve you from all responsiblity and no1curr​

She's thinking of stopping the Weigh in videos and the What I ate in a Day videos?! Will I be granted reprieve? Y'know, I read about the cycle plenty of times when I read back the thread, but seeing it myself is something else entirely. New weigh in is 513.8. Or in other words, still fat as hell.
Kiss outro bye.

Alr so apart from the usual boring shit, fatty is peeved about how little asskissing she's getting for her weightloss/anxiedee/mentulz journee situation type deal, and said that is thinking about stopping the Weigh in and What I ate in a Day videos, which, honestly please do if it lessens my workload. And thus, the cycle of the Hambeast keeps turning...

 

[Gunt Instinct]

Does she actually have the thyroid thing? She has called it both hypo and hyperthyroidism now...

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Does she actually have the thyroid thing? She has called it both hypo and hyperthyroidism now...

Probably, all things considered, but it's likely self inflicted unlike some who just come out with it a bit fucked.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I dunno I feel like a giant Amazon box or an UberEats bag would be more appropriate.

I've heard about people deciding to be buried in their 1976 Cadillac Eldorado. Amber should be buried in an Amazon truck.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

I've heard about people deciding to be buried in their 1976 Cadillac Eldorado. Amber should be buried in an Amazon truck.
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Amby the blimp, in her Torrid bag coffin!

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

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pretty smug for a woman in hers 30s to have the scrunched up grandma lips already