Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Maybe Ape Escaped! From Lake Wakanda!
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Maybe Ape got popped by the po-po?

Side ass down!
Side ass down!

(I am keeping an eye on the jail roster, just in case).

 

[Angry Shoes]

I'm gonna be a negative Nancy and say it's something a little more mundane like the crazy kid chewing on another kid's ear like Mike Tyson.

He doesn't care about those kids, he wouldn't even mention it. Or he would bring it up as an annoyance rather than "shitty news."

 

[MarukuNaru]

Anyone remember the 2012 Republican Convention?

next he should do a slow haphazard trickle of balloons from the ceiling

 

[Fapcop]

I'll laugh my ass off if the phone call his PO telling him he's fucked a drug test and Nick had to pretend to the alogs that everything was okay.

“I’ll have to see if I can remedy that!” Certainly sounds more like something you’d tell a parole officer, than something related to “driving a kid” somewhere.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

And ffs you can get sleeping pills over the counter in the states right?

You can get pills marketed as sleeping pills etc, but really it's just a double dose of Benadryl. If you want the good stuff, you need a prescription.

Having tried most of them, I recommend eliminating all caffeine and engaging in the hardest physical labor you can stand during the day, then removing all distractions from from the bedroom except for white noise before sleeping. Sleeping pills suck, have horrible side effects, and give you wicked hangovers, even the double-dose of Benadryl.

 

[Canard]

Some possible financial trouble? Like actually hitting his pocket money?

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Even if there's not an arrest to show up on the jail roster, any PO activity KCSO or MHP escorts at the scene could end up leaving some pertinent chatter on three pertinent frequencies that are streamed live here:

https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/1343

Apparently audio archives from previous hours are downloadable as well but those would need an account registered first.

Kandyohi county is looking pretty popular right now it's the orange county

 

[GPRIMACADO]

I'll laugh my ass off if the phone call his PO telling him he's fucked a drug test and Nick had to pretend to the alogs that everything was okay.

 

[Oxyjen]

Edit: Added some clarification/Added 6th option

Kayla drove into lake Wakanda in despair. (I hope not)

 

[john marston]

Assign it to ratings/stickers so we don't shit up the thread with numbers.

Good call, done

Kayla drove into lake Wakanda in despair. (I hope not)

For @Fapcop's sake, I hope not too.

Edit: Added response to avoid double-posting

 

[GaryGray]

During the last minute of the stream as he very carefully words how he wants to explain without saying too much he spends a good chunk of that time looking up to the ceiling cats. This might be the most mentally taxing thing Nick has done in the last few months.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

For fun, I am going to present a series of alternatives, reply your favorite:

: Kayla has left/is leaving him

: He failed a drug test

: He violated probation in some other way. Not relating to drugs or alcohol

: Miscellaneous "family emergency": something genuinely not his fault. Kayla got into a car accident or an elderly family member fell down. That kind of thing

:He just didn't feel like streaming

:He has been alerted that the bodycam footage has been released!

Edit: Added some clarification/Added 6th option

Edit again: Assigning to ratings

Man, Nick is something like 1.6% into his probation and there are already so many options!

My thoughts:
- Keanu's leak about Nick wanting not knowing how to leave Kayla could do some damage, we know Kayla will bare everything but maybe it motivated some of her family to act
- Nanny had enough and went to the PO or something
- Some dark horse - remember that no one here even suspected the second house mortgage

 

[Sneed Force One]

Any new developments on the bodycam footage @Null ?
Something got Nick shook today and he ended the stream abruptly

 

[Vibralldo]

CALLING ALL LIP READERS YOUR ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED

He's just saying "I'm gay, I love penis" over and over again

What does it mean?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Maybe it's something not that bad, like the ethics board came back and he can no longer practice law and has to change his channel name and twitter. You know, since he had that call earlier this week. You know, nothing big.

 

[200MB]

Damn you guys weren't kidding. He was only on screen for about 41:40 out of 1:57:40.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Today's stream is not showing. Did he delete the vod after this call?

 

[GPRIMACADO]

He's just saying "I'm gay, I love penis" over and over again

 

[Sneed Force One]

Today's stream is not showing. Did he delete the vod after this call?

Go to his Rumble, ideally download it as well for archival

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

this is the face of a man who is shook about something.

This is the face an MMO player makes when they see someone screw up a mechanic that will insta wipe the raid in 10 seconds.