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If Anna had been born a second son, she'd have excelled as a D1 linebacker.
Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion
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Looking a little thin on top there.
Small Obama
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Lol she can't even think of enough exercises to pretend to do for one and a half minutes of footage, so for half her b roll she's just dancing like a tard in the gym.
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Wow throwback!
Those earbuds look very cool but I can"t imagine they sound good at all. By that same token I cant imagine that Anna is listening to anything that requires any real depth of sound so maybe she doesn't care. Taylor Swift is produced to be played over grocery store speakers after all.
Dr. Armchair
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Anna makes me laugh out loud with her tard gym behaviour. It never fails to get me simultaneously guffawing and shouting at the phone, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” She’s made me laugh so hard I cried, so I suppose I should thank her.
Why has she decided that swinging her leg in the air at full force is a marker of peak fitness? She looks insane. If she could bring the leg up slowly and hold it there I’d be unbelievably impressed but it’s just momentum and is in the air for a second.
I don’t even know what I would do, if I was in the middle of a set, looked over and saw anyone, let alone a 600lb giantess of a woman, taking a step back to then launch their foot into the air with a ‘I’m concentrating so hard’ look on their face while staring into their phone camera.
Truly it’s one of the funniest things she does.
She should concentrate more on learning how to get off the floor safely because she also looks ridiculous flopping around trying to heave her bulk into a position she can get up from.
Why has she decided that swinging her leg in the air at full force is a marker of peak fitness? She looks insane. If she could bring the leg up slowly and hold it there I’d be unbelievably impressed but it’s just momentum and is in the air for a second.
I don’t even know what I would do, if I was in the middle of a set, looked over and saw anyone, let alone a 600lb giantess of a woman, taking a step back to then launch their foot into the air with a ‘I’m concentrating so hard’ look on their face while staring into their phone camera.
Truly it’s one of the funniest things she does.
She should concentrate more on learning how to get off the floor safely because she also looks ridiculous flopping around trying to heave her bulk into a position she can get up from.
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butterscotch latte
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She couldn't have cut the clip before the face drop at the end??
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"I'm a very expressive person in the gym" = I do everything in my power to get attention from everyone else who is just trying to get a workout done in peace.
We've speculated before that she's had lease renewals denied because of breaking all the gym equipment and I'll bet dollars to donuts (or bagels) that she's gotten complaints about being a weird pest who gets in everyone's way before, too.
We've speculated before that she's had lease renewals denied because of breaking all the gym equipment and I'll bet dollars to donuts (or bagels) that she's gotten complaints about being a weird pest who gets in everyone's way before, too.
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I've mentioned that more than once before. The ugly princess castle house really sold it for me because of the HOA and common areas.
She's MORE than likely been approached about her inappropriate, loud, braying, obnoxious, DISTURBING behavior before. I'd bet even in non-apartment complex/HOA settings like restaurants, malls, airport, planes, even Target.
She stinks and is slovenly and greasy. Others, no doubt, have experienced it, live, and in HD.
She's got a braying ass voice and deportment.
She always has a camera and is filming. Doesn't give a fuck who she gets in frame.
She's been sexually inappropriate/disturbing in the past (HR complaints about sexual harassment)
She inserts (Read: SHUNTS) herself in spaces she is not wanted, and are NOT made for her.
How is she even getting ANY corporate sponsorships/money at this point? Most people only watch her to point and laugh derisively at her.
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Anna has the kinds of face drops in videos that you'd expect to see from someone expecting a call about a lucrative job offer only to get one from a parent saying that their grandparents died in a terrible car accident. It's really jarring. Her smile never reaches her eyes and it makes her look as if she's wearing a man's face over her own, which was already a different man's face to start with.
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Does she not see how hilarious it is for her to say it’s too hot in Austin to be wearing over-ear headphones while she is walking around in head to toe, full length, all black compression wear? Like, I don’t think your ears are the heat problem, Anna! (The extra 500 lbs probably isn’t helping either.)
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I'm not sure what the point of that video was. Let's pretend for a moment that Anna actually does work out and needs gym proof earbuds. These King Lucky earbuds were being reviewed on tiktok back in September through March, so as usual she is late to the trend by several months.
The fact she claims to be searching for budget friendly earbuds while living in a $7000/month apartment, or goes and buys a brand new Macbook when the screen fizzles out on her old one, or grumpily spends hundreds of dollars on an ugly dress in Spain just to prove some kind of fat point, is BEYOND ridiculous. If she actually uses earbuds, they're airpods to go along with the rest of her Apple shit.
Although, it is hilarious seeing how far she's fallen: shilling Chinese dropshipped earbuds in hopes of....what? Getting new sponsors clamoring over themselves to send her #girlytech junk?
She looks so disgusting. The greasy sweaty hair is nauseating and you know she didn't shower, and probably didn't even take a bath in the public swimming pool because that would involve removing her precious scuba suit.
The fact she claims to be searching for budget friendly earbuds while living in a $7000/month apartment, or goes and buys a brand new Macbook when the screen fizzles out on her old one, or grumpily spends hundreds of dollars on an ugly dress in Spain just to prove some kind of fat point, is BEYOND ridiculous. If she actually uses earbuds, they're airpods to go along with the rest of her Apple shit.
Although, it is hilarious seeing how far she's fallen: shilling Chinese dropshipped earbuds in hopes of....what? Getting new sponsors clamoring over themselves to send her #girlytech junk?
She looks so disgusting. The greasy sweaty hair is nauseating and you know she didn't shower, and probably didn't even take a bath in the public swimming pool because that would involve removing her precious scuba suit.
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Seeing her flopping around on the floor trying to get up gave us a loooot of insight into how unfit our fitness queen is. Maybe instead of kicking her leg in the air as hard as she can and doing ineffective “hip thrusts” she could idk work on figuring out how to get up off the floor without having to heave onto her side/stomach.
That is truly fucking wild. She is 40 years old, she shouldn’t be struggling to roll over to get up off the floor like that. She is literally moving like my elderly parent who I have had to help up when they’ve been stuck on the floor.
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Challenge for Anna:
Do it on camera. Display your fitness, queen. I dare ya.
Do a deep squat. A very, very deep squat. Deep enough that you can swing your arms behind you and put them palm-flat on the ground.
Transition into a modified bridge pose - shoulders off the ground, arms solidly holding your upper body up off the ground, butt still off the ground, feet firmly planted, thighs parallel with the floor. Hold for 10 seconds
Put your butt down.
Lay down and extend your legs out into a leg lift. Hold for 10 seconds.
Rest your legs.
Perform one v-situp and hold in the 'crunch' position.
Roll your body mass towards your knees so you're sitting upright with your feet planted on the ground, your butt on the ground and your upper body as close to your knees as your gunt will allow.
Roll onto your feet into the deep squat position (use your hands if required to give yourself that initial push for inertia), then stand up.
Transition into a modified bridge pose - shoulders off the ground, arms solidly holding your upper body up off the ground, butt still off the ground, feet firmly planted, thighs parallel with the floor. Hold for 10 seconds
Put your butt down.
Lay down and extend your legs out into a leg lift. Hold for 10 seconds.
Rest your legs.
Perform one v-situp and hold in the 'crunch' position.
Roll your body mass towards your knees so you're sitting upright with your feet planted on the ground, your butt on the ground and your upper body as close to your knees as your gunt will allow.
Roll onto your feet into the deep squat position (use your hands if required to give yourself that initial push for inertia), then stand up.
Do it on camera. Display your fitness, queen. I dare ya.
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As usual, she has two colors of polish on. Yellow for closeups and mauve for her gym day.
Watch her on the stair master. She’s hanging on to the top for dear life while a person a couple of machines away is just walking and moving the handles.
Watch her on the stair master. She’s hanging on to the top for dear life while a person a couple of machines away is just walking and moving the handles.
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If you cannot stand upright on the stair machine, or if you need to use the safety rails to support your weight, you need to get off the machine. It's a recipe for disaster.
ChantalsTaintBalls
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Most stair masters max out at around 300 pounds. There is one specialty stair master that goes up to a 400 pound capacity. She is way over the weight limit. WTF
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I don’t get why she has to show herself using these machines. Or even in her gym. Just going on a 30 minute walk daily is way more than she’s doing now and would help her so much. But it’s not gram-worthy. It just kills me that a 600 pound woman wants to put on this front that she’s a gym rat.
Palegingerpear (Cara) does similar things with food. Shows off all these protein snacks, no sugar snacks and coffees, protein pop tarts, etc. Just processed foods but they claim to be ‘fitness foods’, so she eats them. Instead of just eating lean proteins and veggies to lose weight, she thinks her protein pop tarts and protein potato chips are something to brag about.
Palegingerpear (Cara) does similar things with food. Shows off all these protein snacks, no sugar snacks and coffees, protein pop tarts, etc. Just processed foods but they claim to be ‘fitness foods’, so she eats them. Instead of just eating lean proteins and veggies to lose weight, she thinks her protein pop tarts and protein potato chips are something to brag about.
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Funny thing is it's clearly content for people that don't work out, at all. There can't possibly be that much of a demographic here. Fat middle aged women? Are they going to be buying these 30 dollar chinese ear buds for their non existent workouts?
We've argued this before but ad managers are some of the laziest people on earth. Anna is still getting campaigns and gifted products because of her follower count regardless of her real popularity at this moment in time. To be fair sending her some worthless makeup marked up at 100% costs these companies nothing in the grand scheme. But how the mighty have fallen. She was the face of a fucking Gillette campaign what, 6 years ago?