Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

[Balr0g]

No, child. You see, the game was in fact perfect, and it was the fault of the internet nazis that it failed. Checkmate chuds!

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They dindu nuffin wrong, it's all those evil white supremacists who hate their "strong stunning and brave2 video game

 

[God of Nothing]

Just what is with all these voice actors and their love to show off their asses in public? Is having a sense of entitlement where success is concerned a requirement to be a voice actor?

Perhaps AI is the future for voice acting. At least they won't be whining about how every time their game fails, it's because of the chuds/Gamergate/MAGA/toxic white males/review bombing, etc.

they think they're movie stars

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Apparently the fucks at EA had an awful view of their customers as just sweaty nerd faggots who would unironically just buy ANY slop, so much so that trying to appeal to them was pointless. I know this is to a DEGREE true, that fans will be loyal, but they really sound like they view them like meth addicts who you can straight slap around because they "need" the product.

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[moocow]

Honestly name a fantasy franchise more fucked than DA

Warhammer. Warcraft. AD&D. Dragon's Dogma. Elder Scrolls.

Undoubtedly there's more, but I'm tired.

Apparently the fucks at EA had an awful view of their customers as just sweaty nerd faggots who would unironically just buy ANY slop

They're not wrong though. Look how well their sports games sell, despite each new release being nothing but a roster update.

 

[Ishtar]

In theory…if Me5 somehow is a colossal success, then I could see another (rebooted) DA game in a decade. It would be made by basically entirely different people and would probably not be very good-but it’s not as screwed as some IPs are.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

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Even Gaider is washing his hands off. The game is truly dead.

Also, I'm surprised that there are so little engagement to his posts. The hearts are in three digits, but we all know people tend to like posts of people they like without really reading those posts, so engagement like reposts and responses is more significant.

Perhaps he's one of those Bluesky lunatics that ban everyone in some wrongthink list from viewing his posts - bad move if he also wants to sell products to people.

 

[God of Nothing]

witchbitch lives on happily together with the warden after you break through her female retardation in witch hunt
dragon age 2 or otherwise are all collective hallucinations in your insane heads

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

witchbitch lives on happily together with the warden after you break through her female retardation in witch hunt

Or going into Thedas with your french GF as a chad warden.
But never pick the elf: he's gay.

dragon age 2 or otherwise are all collective hallucinations in your insane heads

You mean, like with Saint's Row 2 onwards?
Huh.

 

[God of Nothing]

Or going into Thedas with your french GF as a chad warden.

she's used goods, so she's a side hoe at best
and, well, as a king and not initiating camp conversation you can have two, even if one is technically your wife

You mean, like with Saint's Row 2 onwards?

There are no Saint's Row games after 2. Don't be silly, kiwi.

 

[Rick The Stick]

she's used goods

Pretty sure GothGF is used goods as well. Warden's got nothing but left overs on the table.

 

[God of Nothing]

Pretty sure GothGF is used goods as well. Warden's got nothing but left overs on the table.

like a medieval neet in the middle of nowhere would get any....right?

there is that elf you can cuck a guy from

 

[LazyLizard]

Pretty sure GothGF is used goods as well. Warden's got nothing but left overs on the table.

used goods by who? she lives with her mom in the swamp.

 

[God of Nothing]

she does give that "i'm totally an adult" impression
totally for an open relationship and then looks at you for even flirting with another girl
plus her acting like allistair but using more sophisticated words

 

[Mola Ram]

like a medieval neet in the middle of nowhere would get any....right?

Someone missed the Oghren banter that implies she fucks wild animals.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Lets be real, there aint a good waifu in the entire setting.

 

[God of Nothing]

Someone missed the Oghren banter that implies she fucks wild animals.

no way

Lets be real, there aint a good waifu in the entire setting.

eh
debatable

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

eh
debatable

Wynns to old, Morrigan is a bitch, Pirate chick is a skank, so is Bard chick. Guard lady has a stick up her ass, Mirror Elf is such a weak willed putz the only boyfriend she deserves is a nigger to drunkenly abuse her

 

[God of Nothing]

Wynns to old, Morrigan is a bitch, Pirate chick is a skank, so is Bard chick. Guard lady has a stick up her ass, Mirror Elf is such a weak willed putz the only boyfriend she deserves is a nigger to drunkenly abuse her

all witch bitch needed was a good dicking
more proof that she wasn't getting any
I AM NOT COPING

have no idea who you're talking about after leliana

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

all witch bitch needed was a good dicking
more proof that she wasn't getting any
I AM NOT COPING

have no idea who you're talking about after leliana

>wanting to fuck furry

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Someone missed the Oghren banter that implies she fucks wild animals.

Based.
And i got that one last time when playing as Warrior.
Morrigan is better as a single mom. With that she learns about life.