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Tanner Glass said:
Daniel is likely refusing to sell until they hash out the dynamics of the sale. Specifically he likely has funded 100% of the house and wants near 100% of the proceeds of the sale and not a "we're all friends here's a hundred thousand dollars" sale.
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After having to deal with Becky and her constant bullshit, if he's smart he's getting a lawyer to dot all the i's and cross all the t's, so if she starts screeching that "DANIEL WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME THIS BUT DIDN'T!" or "DANIEL WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT BUT DIDN'T!", then he can just whip out that legal document that says she willingly agreed to certain terms so she'll STFU.

Of course, Becky being Becky, she'll just claim that "terrorized" her into signing those papers, as if it's not going to be signed in front of other people, like Daniel's lawyer, a real estate agent, a notary, and/or a judge.

Daniel, if you are reading this: make sure there are plenty of people present and take plenty of pictures or even better, live video so she can't claim that it was photoshopped.. Be ready to smack down Becky's bullshit in advance.
 
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The Taco Santo! said:
She'd have a hard time boiling rice or opening a can of refried beans.



Doesn't matter, she's not going to give away anything she considers hers, only Jackson & Daniel's stuff.
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Or Hannah’s, to prove how horrible and mean Daniel is for not paying for her, her legal husband, and whatever random dudes she found on Fetlife in perpetuity.
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
Orcrist86 believes literally anything Becky says online, part 3 million

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This fuckin' tryhard simp. I'd say "she's not gonna fuck you", but Becky has proved me wrong on that several times, overturning a universal maxim of the internet in the process.

She probably will fuck you, Orcrist86. Gross.
 
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Trying to fuck Becky is like log-rolling. The more you consciously expend effort the sadder you inevitably look. Step outside yourself, stop trying or acting like you care without breaking communication and the log just…opens itself up for you

The zen of bedding a baba-yaga
 
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Wargarbl said:
This fuckin' tryhard simp. I'd say "she's not gonna fuck you", but Becky has proved me wrong on that several times, overturning a universal maxim of the internet in the process.

She probably will fuck you, Orcrist86. Gross.
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Becky has spent weeks, months, telling blue sky how cruel Daniel is for just walking away, how he doesn’t even treat her like a human with feelings, how easily he slipped into his new role with the new lady, how he hates her stinkin’ guts and she makes him vomit. He hates her so much that he can’t bare to be away from her, despite her bitching about his avoidance and mockery when he does bother to be in her presence. What’s there to control? Daniel controls his wallet and that’s probably what she’s getting at, she’s attached herself to it parasitically and assumed it’s identity.

“I demand 2/3 of the profits when the house is sold.”

“lol. No. I paid for everything.”

“REEEEE STOP CONTROLLING MEEEE”
 
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PatrickButtmanJr. said:
Of course, Becky being Becky, she'll just claim that "terrorized" her into signing those papers, as if it's not going to be signed in front of other people, like Daniel's lawyer, a real estate agent, a notary, and/or a judge.
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Becky needs to realize how absurd real estate can be. One of the most talked about cases is Lucy vs Zehmer; where pretty much two guys meet at a diner and draw up a contract on a napkin. One wants to uphold the agreement and the other says not to, and the one who doesn't want to may have been inebriated when doing this. The courts said it's a legal contract. Now I'm not saying this applies to Becky, but the real world is more insane that most realize; and any claim of duress or whatever is gonna be extremely suspect.
 
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VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
Oh no whatever will I, 40 year old mother, do without my LEGO collection... (:_(
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Surely when all of Daniel's friends hear how Becky had to drag her profoundly disabled ass out of bed at the crack of 11am and have one of the cucks drive her to goodwill so she could begrudgingly give away an Avengers: Age of Ultron lego play set and a bad dragon dildo with toddler chew marks on it, they'll open up their hearts and finally assist her in slandering her sperm donor ex.
Kheapathic said:
Becky needs to realize how absurd real estate can be.
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Real estate transactions and divorce are two incredibly complicated and stressful events, even when all parties concerned are on good terms and don't disagree. I can't imagine trying to navigate either with a BPD seahag and her gooner handbag accessory on the paperwork. Becky, Daniel and Cuckson better buckle the fuck up.
 
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Attractive Sexhaver said:
I can't imagine trying to navigate either with a BPD seahag and her gooner handbag accessory on the paperwork. Becky, Daniel and Cuckson better buckle the fuck up.
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You just know that Becky is going to be the biggest obstacle of all. She'll either demand a audacious amount of the house sale profits, or demand that she and her Gang Bang Gang be allowed to stay at the house for free.

Daniel will not go for either of course, which is what Becky wants. Either he caves and she gets what she wants, or he declines and she can draw this out until Daniel gets tired of this and acquiesces or runs out of money to pay the lawyers, while painting it online as DANIEL REFUSES TO SELL THE HOUSE WHICH WOULD MAKE ME HOMELESS! (yes, it's contradictory but Becky is a contradiction with legs).

Jackson will do nothing but sit in the corner, watching cake fart porn on his phone and fighting the urge to smack his dick around like Ike smacked Tina.
 
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Free the Pedos said:
Has Becky ever mentioned playing an instrument before she told us she has a whole conservatory to hand over to her daughter?
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They have a piano that belonged to Daniel's Mom, I think. Or maybe Jack's Mom? I can't remember. Otherwise, idk, maybe some kazoos?

Also, Orcrist86 is married, supposedly. I've wondered before if she knows he simps so hard for Becky online.
 
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Free the Pedos said:
Has Becky ever mentioned playing an instrument before she told us she has a whole conservatory to hand over to her daughter?
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I played woodwinds in the high-school band, as well as piano and a few other things. I don't even have the Saxophone I used for marching band and haven't touched anything outside of a keyboard in decades. Even in the most gracious theories, Becky isn't artistic, and I doubt she has anything outside of the flute or clarinet or whatever Mami and Papi got her a hundred years ago.

Edit: As an aside, it wouldn't surprise me if in her hyper consumerism haze, she'd buy sheet music and shit from all her favorite series/Disney. Or special edition records (as those seem to be a hipster thing). Is she out there prepping Hannah to get on stage and play Clair de Lune by age 12, no. Does she enjoy blasting Disney showtunes while blazing and gaming, most likely.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
“I demand 2/3 of the profits when the house is sold.”

“lol. No. I paid for everything.”

“REEEEE STOP CONTROLLING MEEEE”
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Any Kiwis here that know their shit about how property sales in Cali go, and how it's supposed to be divvied up between the three people on the house paperwork, especially when one of them was doing most of the paying?
 
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PatrickButtmanJr. said:
Any Kiwis here that know their shit about how property sales in Cali go, and how it's supposed to be divvied up between the three people on the house paperwork, especially when one of them was doing most of the paying?
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It’s a very unique situation as Daniel is not the legal spouse of Becky. Normally, this would be considered community property and split 50/50 no matter who paid what — but this situation essentially has Becky/Jackson and Daniel as tenants in common. Depending on the agreement signed between these three dorks, it’s possible that Becky and Jackson are in a joint tenancy with Daniel. Can’t really say without seeing the paperwork.

If they have a joint tenancy, it’s gonna be split equally. For Daniel’s sake, let’s hope it’s a tenancy in common, which will allow for different ownership stakes per party.

California Code, Civil Code - CIV § 683
(a) A joint interest is one owned by two or more persons in equal shares, by a title created by a single will or transfer, when expressly declared in the will or transfer to be a joint tenancy, or by transfer from a sole owner to himself or herself and others, or from tenants in common or joint tenants to themselves or some of them, or to themselves or any of them and others, or from spouses, when holding title as community property or otherwise to themselves or to themselves and others or to one of them and to another or others, when expressly declared in the transfer to be a joint tenancy, or when granted or devised to executors or trustees as joint tenants. A joint tenancy in personal property may be created by a written transfer, instrument, or agreement.
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I'm gonna be that musician person and say that if she actually played the instruments, she wouldn't donate them. Especially if we are talking a guitar or two, which it sounds like. Musicians love their instruments and get attached and guitars are easily storable in a closet or whatever.

I wonder if she's pissed about losing the piano to Daniel, because as weird as it sounds I swear I remember Oma Klein shipping it to them (because I thought it was insane to ship a piano that far, also god I hope they had it tuned after that).

Adding: @Umaibae You're probably right. When she posted about it she did the whole "my Mother-in-law" thing and for some reason I thought it was Daniel's Mom (and also thought it was insane to ship from Europe), but yeah. Shipping within CA makes more sense.

After a quick thread search, yeah it was Jacks Mom. I got confused because she posted a photo of Hah-nuh and Daniel playing at the piano with the post.
 
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