Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Brian Oblivion]

But so was he really heard saying "I can remedy that"? Could be he missed another test and they told him he's over the limit for fucking around.

In the course of explaining to the audience why he was leaving he muttered "so I can try to remedy that" or something to that effect without saying what "that" was.

 

[thebigdream]

I'm assuming both. And drinking too.

I'd be disappointed if it was as simple as him being caught drinking. I want him to have thought that his legal adderall and ketamine gambit was airtight, only for the PO to say "lol no" and fuck him because of the obvious abuse.

 

[Meat Target]

He could replace his missing hands with balldo contraptions and become a supervillain.

My D&D party created a recurring antagonist similar to that. I blew up his hands, and we took him to the blacksmith and replaced them with metal dildos. And thus, Dickfingers was born.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How hard can not doing mountains of cocaine be. Most of us go decades without any problem.

Remember, Nick insists he’s not an addict and doesn’t even have an addictive personality (as he reaches for his 30th hit of nitrous within an hour of waking).

 

[Brian Oblivion]

I'm assuming both. And drinking too.

I could see there being some combination of him being willfully ignorant about how long alcohol metabolites are detectable for/believing that he's figured out the timing of his tests well enough to goose the system.

 

[AnOminous]

I could see there being some combination of him being willfully ignorant about how long alcohol metabolites are detectable for/believing that he's figured out the timing of his tests well enough to goose the system.

But Dr. Feelgood the convicted felon on Quora told him it was easy!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Soon, I can feel it...

I'm not going to lie I'm actually cheering for this ending.

 

[Vibralldo]

I could see there being some combination of him being willfully ignorant about how long alcohol metabolites are detectable for/believing that he's figured out the timing of his tests well enough to goose the system.

"but labor day gave me more than enough time to piss the booze out!"

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Hey @Null is Rekietas fear of god this morning related to the bodycam? just trying to rule things out

 

[Gulls on Film]

It's fine, it's just a misunderstanding. He just had to call this person back off-camera and carefully explain to him how Aaron ate his goo therefore he did nothing wrong and now everything is fine.

 

[Meat Target]

"but labor day gave me more than enough time to piss the booze out!"

"My probationary period doesn't include weekends and holidays, only court business days."

 

[AnOminous]

Hey @Null is Rekietas fear of god this morning related to the bodycam? just trying to rule things out

I'm guessing no because I don't know why they'd call him about that or why he'd immediately have to drive somewhere. If they're required to notify people with an interest in the footage (like people in it), they'd probably do it in writing and with instructions on how to challenge it.

I think it's something he had no idea was coming (although if it is a piss test he damn well should have the goddamn mental midget).

Also he looked genuinely shocked. He already knew about the bodycam footage and the possibility of it getting out. I think he would have just gone into his usual "YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING" and "THREW IT ON THE GROOOOOUND" mode had it been something like that.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Nick is likely drinking those 2 oz whisky bottles if he is trying to hide it and measure out what he could drink should he be called in at a certain hour. He’s likely betting on Quora, pro-addict subreddits, and ChatGPT to guide him on when he can drink.

 

[Maude Snew]

How hard can not doing mountains of cocaine be. Most of us go decades without any problem.

Very hard when your eight year old makes Scarface look like an incel prude.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick resurfaces to bitch about our Dishonest and False stories about his blue fingers.

https://archive.is/QbmHF

 

[RaptInPlastic]

It could be as simple as this dickless faggot pretending that youtubing is a job so his PO has had to watch him and in the process seen the blue fingers and the antics and thought, "you know, this seems a lil big sketchy"
Hope so anyway.
Remember his cokehead video was a central part of the warrant and so forth. Even after the original child abuse reporting.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick resurfaces to bitch about our Dishonest and False stories about his blue fingers.
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Now I’m no photoshop experts, but wouldn’t ALL of Nick turn bluish if you cranked up the saturation?!

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Nick resurfaces to bitch about our Dishonest and False stories about his blue fingers.
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My source: some guy on twitter who admits in the same line he doesn’t know much about the subject.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nick is likely drinking those 2 oz whisky bottles if he is trying to hide it and measure out what he could drink should he be called in at a certain hour. He’s likely betting on Quora, pro-addict subreddits, and ChatGPT to guide him on when he can drink.

Ethyl glucuronide is the metabolite produced by alcohol used in probation tests. Get shitfaced on Friday, drink a lot of water and stay sober Saturday-Monday and piss clean Tuesday.

Ask me how I know!

The problem is ETG production varies wildly based on metabolism. Some people can drink a handle and not piss anything dirty, others can use some hand sanitizer and get popped. An easy probation violation to fight but my PO gave me a pass on the first fuckup.

 

[Chode]

Is it possible that Nick’s story about “throwing drugs in the car with the child” has opened the door to new charges or even violated his parole?

If he publicly admitted to possessing illegal drugs that weren’t part of his original conviction, and provided specific, verifiable details about when, where, and what he possessed, then prosecutors and CPS could initiate a new investigation. That admission could potentially lead to fresh criminal charges under Minnesota Statutes § 152.025.

Under Minnesota law, each drug type and each act of possession can be prosecuted as a distinct offence, even if they occurred simultaneously. His prior conviction for cocaine doesn’t protect him under double jeopardy, nor does it bar new charges so long as they fall within the three-year statute of limitations. They may not even need physical evidence which is obviously long-gone, as Nick has outright admitted to concealing the crime.

TL;DR – Nick’s drug-bragging could very well have landed him in hot water.

Didn't see the story clipped in the thread.
Nick says that when he got pulled over he had a bullet of coke on him. He's says he 'craftily' ditched it in a spot near the door handle with the cop noticing but not catching on:

Note he does constantly look back and forth during this, so he may be trying to brag about a bullshit story.
@Null What are the chances of getting the dashcams at minimum? It would be interesting to know if Nick was driving his kid around with coke at the ready.