Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293
Minnesota is such a faggot state. I can't believe they are trying to Balldoguard him. Lame.

We'll just have to see what happens.
Rekieta would do a victory lap at anything that delays the footage. He looked smashed and terrified by what happened today. The opposite. This footage BS is a distraction from current events. And Rekieta focused on the footage rather than the other stupid shit as well, so he has no doubt created another self inflicted goring on himself like the mindless faggot he is.
 
He looks like he was crying like a faggot
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At 4:17pm today, the Kandiyohi County Attorney filed a motion asking the judge in Rekieta's criminal case 34-CR-24-341 to "correct Court records to properly reflect that the two body cams were never offered or received as exhibits at the Omnibus hearing", stating that "the import of this issue is significant as under Minn. Stat. 13.82, subd. 7, 'any investigative data presented as evidence in court' shall be public."
It's over kiwibros :(
 
Nick's favorite movies:

1. American Beauty
2. Joker 2 (the one with the ass rape)
American Beauty is a film you should find very moving if you are a teenage girl, mostly from Thomas Newman's transcendent score and Kevin Spacey's acting chops. It still makes me physically cringe when I think about the glowing film report I wrote in drama class as a tween, it almost makes me want to vomit thinking about a 40 year old father singing it's praises like it was Hamlet.
American Beauty is gen X Nihilism served up on a gilded plate, atleast Office Space was hilarious and self aware about itself.

It just perfectly encapsulates Nick Rekieta. He is like the spoiled Gen Xers of the 1990s, they never had to suffer through the precarities of recessions, mass emigration, wars, housing crises, pandemics, and the never-ending decline which seems to have followed 2001. Gen X were worried about being "boring" or becoming like their parents, I think 90% of people under 30 today would give almost anything to have the social and economic security of their parents, even if it meant being "boring".

This is where Nick's infamously poorly worded insult: "NERD" comes from, it's a bizarre a non-insult to most, but deeply cutting from Nick's perspective.
 
Would not be surprised if Nicks lawyer has been in communication with the county Attorney and Nick is just playing dumb.
This is so antithetical to anything Nick has ever done. He would instantly gloat that it’s never coming out, and that he’s a brilliant lawyer for hiding it from Josh. He can barely play tic-tac-toe, much less 4D chess mind games like that.
 
So much for a grand conspiracy against him!
There obviously is a conspiracy, that's why they won't release it. According to the "I would never lie to you" words of Rekieta:
  • Cops planted drugs in his child's hair
  • There was a conspiracy by the people who reported him to CPS to have him V& to take away his children
  • You never know what the cops bring into your house
  • Judge Fischer was out to get him due to alcohol-based vaginal discharge issues.
  • The only drugs were in a locked away safe that nobody else could access, yet the lying police said drugs were everywhere.
We the public should demand this poor innocent man be exonerated with the body cam footage that will show clear corruption. It's disgraceful that they would hide it just to continue to besmirch the good name of Nicholas "Balldo" Rekieta.
 
This is so antithetical to anything Nick has ever done. He would instantly gloat that it’s never coming out, and that he’s a brilliant lawyer for hiding it from Josh. He can barely play tic-tac-toe, much less 4D chess mind games like that

Maybe he was bricking it waiting to hear which direction the county was going to go? If he didn’t know if the phone call was going to lead to them saying the footage can be released he may have been that tense.

Just got to wait and see if he starts gloating now.
 
This is so antithetical to anything Nick has ever done. He would instantly gloat that it’s never coming out, and that he’s a brilliant lawyer for hiding it from Josh. He can barely play tic-tac-toe, much less 4D chess mind games like that.
My theory is that he wasn't given the whole story on the phone. It could've been simply "we want to talk in person about the bodycam footage", and that spooked him.
 
Did anyone notice this news article in the local news yesterday? Front page of the West Central Tribune:

Probation for Spicer, Minnesota, lawyer/online personality may lead to dismissal of drug charge


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ETA: This article is pretty damn thorough. This will be very embarrassing for Nick. Not sure if it’s the reason he signed off so suddenly today, but I’m sure he won’t be happy about this.
My favorite part of the article was the link in blue and where it took you too. "Spoilers"
 

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So is the County and Defense trying to bury the footage even more? They seem to be in agreement on the contents of this motion?
Or maybe I'm just retarded incel NERD
I think them denying the people the footage reflects poorly on Kandiyohi County and makes them seem complicit in either abetting a convicted criminal or trying to absolve themselves of percieved guilt. I believe the only way to show themselves in good faith is by releasing the footage, unless they have something very dark to hide.
 
I'd love to be wrong, but that's what I got from reading it, and of course Rackets's counsel is part of this motion too.
Francis White, I can understand (possibly even expect), but the fucking County Attorney?

Gay as shit.

Minnesota sounds like a great place to live if you a drug using child abuser.

Rekieta would do a victory lap at anything that delays the footage. He looked smashed and terrified by what happened today. The opposite. This footage BS is a distraction from current events. And Rekieta focused on the footage rather than the other stupid shit as well, so he has no doubt created another self inflicted goring on himself like the mindless faggot he is.
Well, I think this happened late, after he cancelled his stream, so I don't know if one thing has anything to do with the other. I am guessing not. I don't think whatever he heard today has anything to do with the bodycam. Plus the county going to bat for him would actually be good news for him, and not bad.

But we'll see, I guess.
 
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