"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

It also makes me LOL that Phil, a self-proclaimed Communist and Fascist by behavior, claims that there are democratic elections in Autismlandia. We all know it'd be a banana republic dictatorship if it were real.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil's relationships and break ups are... weird. The fact that he even gets dates and consensual sex at all astonishes me, honestly. It's one of the few areas where he has actually outdone Chris (who had to pay a hooker). I mean, Phil isn't much in looks or personality, and the fact that he doesn't wipe his ass (because translatinx revolutionary!) just makes him so much more foul. I'm not even trying to alog here.

Phil is my one-stop argument against incels. He doesn't have looks, brains, charm or money, yet he can get his microdick wet.

Anyway, Phil seems more obsessed with the idea and image of sex from what I've seen. He glommed onto both Dusty and Korrine, and obsessed over them long after they told him to sod off. What's interesting is that he tries so desperately to appear gay (or whatever is trendy at the time) but he's very much heterosexual and even kind of vanilla at heart.

I find it really sad, genuinely, that he's so desperate for acceptance that he's even willing to lie about his sexuality.

It also makes me LOL that Phil, a self-proclaimed Communist and Fascist by behavior, claims that there are democratic elections in Autismlandia. We all know it'd be a banana republic dictatorship if it were real.

I'm thinking along the lines of Somalia.

I love the way whenever Phil is stressed, he takes it out on the citizens of Autismland. He wants to be abusive, but he's too low to have anyone he can take his rage out on, so he's invented a country full of imaginary people to wifebeat.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Hey, he combined a Xochi post and an Autismlatina post to make it easier to cap, how nice of him.

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That's not what insecurity means.

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"Liked and commenting to boost visibility." Wow, someone managed to figure out the absolute least possible they could do and still turn it into something allegedly helpful. That's kind of impressive in its own right.

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I am loving these flailing posts about Tor lately, it's like he's trying to publicly put out what little he can either in hopes that it'll make the inevitable not happen or that someone will throw him a couple hundred bucks out of pity that he's being ignored by an abusive alcoholic. Either way, the only person who ever responds is Tor, and always with the same pat responses. Never change, guys.

Didnt the communists like farmers?

Mayonnaise? Really Phil? That's your biggest complaint about white people? Leave it to Phil to stereotype an entire race with food.

Isnt there a picture of his fridge with Mayonaise in it?

Reading about White Australatinians fills me with such pride. They’re the product of a self-hating white man’s imaginary dystopia where they are a minority that faces government persecution and blacklisting, deportation, rioting and ethnic violence, seizure of land, homes, and money. Yet they are still the 1%ers, the cause of gentrification, the driving force of industry, own the majority of farming land, and bless Australatina with mayonnaise and likely ketchup- Phil’s favorite condiment to slather on everything.


And people say we aren’t the master race

I like that 10-11 million people is a minority. In a country the size of Texas.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

I think he did change it at one point, though knowing Phil he likely forgot. Wasn't he obsessing over Beyonce at some point? Maybe she's the new PM.

Doubtful: Beyond-shite is black, and Phil fears blackies.

Not sure about Beyonce but he was sperging about Rihanna for a while, especially "Bitch Better Have My Money." He even had "Rihanna fan" listed in his FB intro for a hot minute LOL but I think she's viewed as too mainstream by his friend group so he took it out.

 

[Positron]

He was obsessed with Rhianna because she did something 3dgy in her MV (tying up and beating up a white woman is what I heard). This obviously speaks to Phil's fantasy.

 

[MMX]

He was obsessed with Rhianna because she did something 3dgy in her MV (tying up and beating up a white woman is what I heard). This obviously speaks to Phil's fantasy.

Pretty much right but he was hooked before that.
One of her videos (possibly disturbia) was S&M themed and was baby's first femdom/puppy play.

Edit - if u want to be historical about it he developed an obsession with late 90's Madonna because of its kinky rubber doll / fem dom video for human nature.
Whilst Phil shit posts a bunch of Latinx gangster rap stuff or the occasional black flag track on Facebook his musical tastes are similar to that of a 90's obsessed camp gay man.

 

[Mogambo]

Haha, okay maybe it was Rihanna and not Beyonce. They all look the same to me at this point. Hahaha. But no, seriously, Phil's tastes in music, like so much else, are very vanilla and mainstream. Even the 'Latin gangsta rap' he posts tends to be no worse than anything you'd hear on the radio, and his 'too spooky for me' suburban mall goth and punk crap is pretty standard Hot Topic material. Didn't he listen to boy bands as well? That's the funniest one, since that's what teenage girls listen to, not... any other demographic.

I'm actually curious as to how he consumes pop culture. As far as I'm aware, he doesn't really listen to the radio or watch tv all that much, and I doubt most of the people he wants to impress listen to pop music. So where does he find out about it? The internet?

 

[Ravenor]

Didn't he listen to boy bands as well?

I shit you not - Hanson... he had it on his tumblr playlist for a short while.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I shit you not - Hanson...

What says "communist music" better than Hanson?

 

[Ravenor]

What says "communist music" better than Hanson?

My Yodeling anus after 18 pint's and an iffy kebab.

 

[MMX]

I'm actually curious as to how he consumes pop culture. As far as I'm aware, he doesn't really listen to the radio or watch tv all that much, and I doubt most of the people he wants to impress listen to pop music. So where does he find out about it? The internet?

Phil claims he doesn't but he does.
He used to stream anime/kids shows when he was crashing at the library and when he stays with friends he will binge watch stuff like buffy or southpark.
Phil claims to be counter culture but he's very nerd culture at heart. He's a pretty big starwars fan and I imagine wants to sperg about how progressive the movies are but can't for risk of revealing his love for modern media.
He's also a gamer and has a hard on for a bunch of old play station jrpgs.

It's not much of a story but I know Phil knows nothing about art and cares about it even less. According to a "mutual" they decided to lock Phil out of a conversation by discussing Salvador Dali and Un chien andalou. Phil stood there shuffling and looking bored desperate to turn the topic back to himself but with no effect.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

I was kind of surprised when he added a "Rogue One" frame to his profile pic back in January. It was over a month after the movie came out plus it felt more mainstream than he usually pretends to be. But it makes sense with what @MMX says.

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[MMX]

I was kind of surprised when he added a "Rogue One" frame to his profile pic back in January. It was over a month after the movie came out plus it felt more mainstream than he usually pretends to be. But it makes sense with what @MMX says.

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Apparently him and Slingblade went to watch it....fucking imagine having to sit next to that pair.
Or maybe Toren went and Phil paid.....

He's also got a love for shitty comedy's like Adam Sandler stuff or the scary movie type stuff.
He claims to enjoy horror and torture porn stuff but as per tweaker it "triggers" the fuck out of him and gives him nightmares.

 

[AnOminous]

Didnt the communists like farmers?

Ask the Kulaks. Oh, wait, you can't. Stalin killed them.

Phil is my one-stop argument against incels. He doesn't have looks, brains, charm or money, yet he can get his microdick wet.

This is giving Phil too much credit. I doubt he and Troon have ever bumped uglies, and I think the most Troon ever did for him was handcuff him to a radiator and then go get drunk elsewhere.

 

[Mogambo]

Phil claims he doesn't but he does.
He used to stream anime/kids shows when he was crashing at the library and when he stays with friends he will binge watch stuff like buffy or southpark.

Thanks for the info. I wasn't aware of that, but it doesn't surprise me. I just assumed because he was pseudo homeless he didn't have a way to watch tv, but apparently he was one of those creepy weirdos who watches things in the library all day. Go fig. It does actually explain how he can fill up hours at a time trading around town.

Phil claims to be counter culture but he's very nerd culture at heart. He's a pretty big starwars fan and I imagine wants to sperg about how progressive the movies are but can't for risk of revealing his love for modern media.
He's also a gamer and has a hard on for a bunch of old play station jrpgs.

Now that I did know. Not the specifics, but that he is into stereotypically 'nerdy' hobbies and interests. He was (is) a huge anime fan too. Interestingly enough, "Dusty" claimed Phil tried to distance himself from playing 40K, but I'd take anything "Dusty" said with a grain of salt. This reminds me a lot of the nerdy kids in school who hit puberty and started to hate on Pokemon, anime, Power Rangers, Transformers, whatever. He's still trying to prove how 'cool' he is... and ironically how 'adult' he is, which brings us to...

It's not much of a story but I know Phil knows nothing about art and cares about it even less. According to a "mutual" they decided to lock Phil out of a conversation by discussing Salvador Dali and Un chien andalou. Phil stood there shuffling and looking bored desperate to turn the topic back to himself but with no effect.

That's actually hilarious, especially given that Dali was Sapnish, and Phil is obsessed with anything remotely Iberian. It makes sense though. Phil is dumb, and willfully ignorant. Things like paintings and history likely bore him, but they also don't jive with the image he wants to present, and to Phil, image is everything. He wants to he seen as the rebel, which means loud music, slogans on t shirts, tattoos... not art, or reading, or thinking. As @Ravenor said, things outside of Phil's realm of understanding frighten him.

He claims to enjoy horror and torture porn stuff but as per tweaker it "triggers" the fuck out of him and gives him nightmares.

Haha. That's funny.

This is giving Phil too much credit. I doubt he and Troon have ever bumped uglies, and I think the most Troon ever did for him was handcuff him to a radiator and then go get drunk elsewhere.

Oh I wasn't referring to slingblade. We all know Phil would never have gay sex. He's had consensual sex before, with women, even if it was terrible. That's why I said it was one of the few areas where he's actually outdone OPL.

 

[Ravenor]

He was (is) a huge anime fan too. Interestingly enough, "Dusty" claimed Phil tried to distance himself from playing 40K,

The rules would piss him off as they are way to complex for him and the fluff would put him off. Phil's into really flashy stuff and Bolter Porn isn't that. He likes his media simple and uncomplex and 40K just isn't that (well to his level of understanding anyway) I think that's why anime is so attractive to him simple art and relatively simple / predictable storys.

 

[MMX]

Thanks for the info. I wasn't aware of that, but it doesn't surprise me. I just assumed because he was pseudo homeless he didn't have a way to watch tv, but apparently he was one of those creepy weirdos who watches things in the library all day. Go fig. It does actually explain how he can fill up hours at a time trading around town.

The only time Phil has ever really been "homeless" was with tweaker.
The rest of the time he's usually hanging in cheap motels.
Once in its basic cable binges of power rangers, ninja turtles and buffy or some very westernised anime.

That's actually hilarious, especially given that Dali was Sapnish, and Phil is obsessed with anything remotely Iberian. It makes sense though. Phil is dumb, and willfully ignorant. Things like paintings and history likely bore him, but they also don't jive with the image he wants to present, and to Phil, image is everything. He wants to he seen as the rebel, which means loud music, slogans on t shirts, tattoos... not art, or reading, or thinking. As @Ravenor said, things outside of Phil's

Exactly that
Tweaker tried to go to art galleries and museums since they are one of the only free entertainment outlets to the homeless but Phil had zero interest.
At best he's the kind of person who sees a painting or piece and just looks once and then thinks "seen it moving on".
Things that don't interest him or that he doesn't understand either frustrate or scared him.
He tried to fake an interest in art to impress Robin but Robin doesn't actually have an interest in any art not produce by a lesbian so Phil quit pretty quickly.

 

[Mogambo]

The rules would piss him off as they are way to complex for him and the fluff would put him off. Phil's into really flashy stuff and Bolter Porn isn't that. He likes his media simple and uncomplex and 40K just isn't that (well to his level of understanding anyway) I think that's why anime is so attractive to him simple art and relatively simple / predictable storys.

Oh, that's assuming he ever actually saw it in the first place. I know I tend to underestimate Phil, but I take everything Dusty said or claimed with a bit of salt, you know, after he claimed to have 'gut a man like a fish.' But yeah, everything about Warhammer would infuriate Phil, from learning the rules, to pinning and assembling the miniatures and cleaning off flash, to painting, to inevitably losing many times before he got decent at it. Plus it would be a lot less money for tattoos.

I suspect a big part of why Phil loves anime is because it 'looks cool' to him. I've seen speculation that autists have trouble recognizing faces, so they like cartoons because they have easily identifiable sometimes even colour coded characters. Anime certainly has that in abundance. But I think with Phil it goes a bit beyond that. He wants to be a bad ass, so he latches onto characters from anime that let him act out his fantasies.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Ah, that's what that was. I remember seeing the photo and thinking, "But I don't remember Jabba being in Rogue One." Now it makes sense.

Exactly that
Tweaker tried to go to art galleries and museums since they are one of the only free entertainment outlets to the homeless but Phil had zero interest.
At best he's the kind of person who sees a painting or piece and just looks once and then thinks "seen it moving on".
Things that don't interest him or that he doesn't understand either frustrate or scared him.
He tried to fake an interest in art to impress Robin but Robin doesn't actually have an interest in any art not produce by a lesbian so Phil quit pretty quickly.

I'm surprised Phil doesn't at least fake an interest in art, in line with his pseudo-intellectual persona. It wouldn't be difficult, just about everything has a Wikipedia article.

 

[Ravenor]

Oh, that's assuming he ever actually saw it in the first place. I know I tend to underestimate Phil, but I take everything Dusty said or claimed with a bit of salt, you know, after he claimed to have 'gut a man like a fish.' But yeah, everything about Warhammer would infuriate Phil, from learning the rules, to pinning and assembling the miniatures and cleaning off flash, to painting, to inevitably losing many times before he got decent at it. Plus it would be a lot less money for tattoos.

I know what you mean with dusty but apart from a few of the weirder bigger claims his stuff had a hint of accuracy or was atleast based in real events, that's what gave him the air of legitimacy.

Phil's had a few people on his friends list in the past with 40k names and he hasn't clocked them because names like Term E Gaunt fly over his head so much they have to get flight clearance from NASA.

Part of me is curious though if he did play or get into 40k what faction he would chose, part of me wants to say Tau because they are the Weeb Space Commies phil would fanboy for or to be edgy he'd chose Emperors Children CSM's.

I suspect a big part of why Phil loves anime is because it 'looks cool' to him. I've seen speculation that autists have trouble recognizing faces, so they like cartoons because they have easily identifiable sometimes even colour coded characters. Anime certainly has that in abundance. But I think with Phil it goes a bit beyond that. He wants to be a bad ass, so he latches onto characters from anime that let him act out his fantasies.

Phil has a real problem with anything slightly complex that's why it's attractive to him it also helps that it's quite visually emotive so that helps him understand what's going on and keeps his intrest if the dilouge get's to complex for him. Phil is aware that his whole life sucks that's why he identity hops so much he desperately wants to be anyone anyware else but himself - that's why cosplay and identity politics was such a dangerous thing for him, it was seriously addictive for him for a few hours a week to escape the reality of his suburban mentally challenged life and he loved it so it became a few times a wee, then a daily thing and then full time, combine that with the rise of the SJW hivemind and listen and believe culture he felt it was perfectly acceptable to join in as he feels that everybody feel's the same as he does and it granted him a air of legitimacy in doing so.