"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[DragoonSierra]

So when Phil and Toren part ways will it be with a "meh" or wailing and gnashing of teeth....after all its as fake as his other gay relationships
Your thoughts @Ravenor

I suppose it depends on how much of his relationship with Toren is real and how much of it is fantasy.

When the break up happens how Phil play's it will depend on how it happens currently I see it going down loud and publicly -

1) Phil and Torren are forced apart by them getting evicted from the flat, Torren moves on and Phil will publicly pine away for him and Torren starts airing dirty laundry as Phil starts crossing some boundaries.

2) Torren finds a better #analrips daddy and dumps Phil, Phil mopes about it for a little bit then starts talking about how Torren was abusive (and he is) Torren publicly fires back with some minor Phil stuff like dirty hasn't showered in a week etc Phil fires back with other Torren Dirt that isn't public yet, then it becomes a very spergy internet slap fight.

Either way we win, but option two will be better for us and at the moment given all that I know it will lead to a lot more content flowing from each side.

#1 may bring up memories of Rika. Phil seems to have expected Toren to help pay the rent and may blame him for losing the apartment

Phil is sharing a link for someone who is trying to buy a pedo van or some shit.

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man with a large face? what does that even mean?

 

[MMX]

man with a large face? what does that even mean?

Spoiler: White male / large face

 

[auroraboreanaz]

Hey, he combined a Xochi post and an Autismlatina post to make it easier to cap, how nice of him.

That's not what insecurity means.

"Liked and commenting to boost visibility." Wow, someone managed to figure out the absolute least possible they could do and still turn it into something allegedly helpful. That's kind of impressive in its own right.

I am loving these flailing posts about Tor lately, it's like he's trying to publicly put out what little he can either in hopes that it'll make the inevitable not happen or that someone will throw him a couple hundred bucks out of pity that he's being ignored by an abusive alcoholic. Either way, the only person who ever responds is Tor, and always with the same pat responses. Never change, guys.

 

[MMX]

Hey, he combined a Xochi post and an Autismlatina post to make it easier to cap, how nice of him.

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That's not what insecurity means.

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"Liked and commenting to boost visibility." Wow, someone managed to figure out the absolute least possible they could do and still turn it into something allegedly helpful. That's kind of impressive in its own right.

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I am loving these flailing posts about Tor lately, it's like he's trying to publicly put out what little he can either in hopes that it'll make the inevitable not happen or that someone will throw him a couple hundred bucks out of pity that he's being ignored by an abusive alcoholic. Either way, the only person who ever responds is Tor, and always with the same pat responses. Never change, guys.

Xochi is such an uncle tom
Talks about Latinx pride but only ever in English

 

[Positron]

You don't sully the name Villa-Lobos, you unwashed, uncultured SWINE!
Why don't you pick your make-believe names from murdered trannies? They're supposed to be dying as we speak aren't they? Jesus I want to buy $15 worth of farfalle pasta and jam it down your throat -- if I can do so without bodily contact.

Seriously, The stress level is mounting; the next few days will be interesting.
When is his next tugboat?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

@auroraboreanaz your* post took me from HAPPY to SAD face all in a few scrolls of my mouse wheel. (edit for spelling)

This is hands down too addicting. This is the best reality TV.

First, we have a "yes I am latinx stop calling me out in the house about it" then the whole "my gf is gonna leave me". YOU IN THE SAME HOUSE MOTHAFUCKA

 

[auroraboreanaz]

@auroraboreanaz This is hands down too addicting. This is the best reality TV.

First, we have a "yes I am latinx stop calling me out in the house about it" then the whole "my gf is gonna leave me". YOU IN THE SAME HOUSE MOTHAFUCKA

That's what kept me on his friend list so long before even discovering this site (which only happened because he kept going on about it), it's this great mix of entertainment and something I can point to when people start talking about coming up to the Pacific Northwest. He's a much more accurate representation of a lot of the local trans folk than they would ever acknowledge. All this talk about not understanding why people don't call him out or say something when he's clearly being fucking exceptional, but the fact is that to most of the Portland-through-Seattle crowd this shit is perfectly acceptable and commonplace.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Xochi is such an uncle tom
Talks about Latinx pride but only ever in English

Was going to comment this, but you beat me to it.

Absolutely hilarious that all of the TRUE AND HONEST Latinx spouting from Phil is in english. Even while threatening to deport all the white people because they won't speak spanish. God, Phil is such a fucktard.

 

[Mogambo]

Phil's relationships and break ups are... weird. The fact that he even gets dates and consensual sex at all astonishes me, honestly. It's one of the few areas where he has actually outdone Chris (who had to pay a hooker). I mean, Phil isn't much in looks or personality, and the fact that he doesn't wipe his ass (because translatinx revolutionary!) just makes him so much more foul. I'm not even trying to alog here.
Anyway, Phil seems more obsessed with the idea and image of sex from what I've seen. He glommed onto both Dusty and Korrine, and obsessed over them long after they told him to sod off. What's interesting is that he tries so desperately to appear gay (or whatever is trendy at the time) but he's very much heterosexual and even kind of vanilla at heart.

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Mayonnaise? Really Phil? That's your biggest complaint about white people? Leave it to Phil to stereotype an entire race with food. Of course, I suspect Phil is the type to eat mayonnaise by the gallon so it might be a bit of self-loathing going on there.
Also, does Phil realize that lots of white people do speak Spanish fluently? I mean the entire nation of Spain, for one, which is in Europe, and lots of white Latinos in Mexico, Cuba, Uruguay, El Salvador, Venezuela, Colombia, Argentina, etc. And of course all of the American kids who take it in high school, even if most don't really learn or remember it. Phil hasn't even done that much effort to learn Spanish.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Reading about White Australatinians fills me with such pride. They’re the product of a self-hating white man’s imaginary dystopia where they are a minority that faces government persecution and blacklisting, deportation, rioting and ethnic violence, seizure of land, homes, and money. Yet they are still the 1%ers, the cause of gentrification, the driving force of industry, own the majority of farming land, and bless Australatina with mayonnaise and likely ketchup- Phil’s favorite condiment to slather on everything.


And people say we aren’t the master race

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Hey, he combined a Xochi post and an Autismlatina post to make it easier to cap, how nice of him.

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That's not what insecurity means.

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"Liked and commenting to boost visibility." Wow, someone managed to figure out the absolute least possible they could do and still turn it into something allegedly helpful. That's kind of impressive in its own right.

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I am loving these flailing posts about Tor lately, it's like he's trying to publicly put out what little he can either in hopes that it'll make the inevitable not happen or that someone will throw him a couple hundred bucks out of pity that he's being ignored by an abusive alcoholic. Either way, the only person who ever responds is Tor, and always with the same pat responses. Never change, guys.

God I almost feel sorry for Slingblade having to listen to Phil having imaginary conversations with his imaginary headmates about his imaginary country. I wonder if this means Xochi is running against jLo or if Phil's forgotten that she was the old PM?

 

[Mogambo]

Reading about White Australatinians fills me with such pride. They’re the product of a self-hating white man’s imaginary dystopia where they are a minority that faces government persecution and blacklisting, deportation, rioting and ethnic violence, seizure of land, homes, and money. Yet they are still the 1%ers, the cause of gentrification, the driving force of industry, own the majority of farming land, and bless Australatina with mayonnaise and likely ketchup- Phil’s favorite condiment to slather on everything.


And people say we aren’t the master race

So pretty much the same as the Afrikaners then...

I wonder if this means Xochi is running against jLo or if Phil's forgotten that she was the old PM?

I think he did change it at one point, though knowing Phil he likely forgot. Wasn't he obsessing over Beyonce at some point? Maybe she's the new PM.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Also, does Phil realize that lots of white people do speak Spanish fluently?

Even though Phil has an unusually large map collection, he likely learned about cultures of the world from Uncle TV on Saturday mornings. And Tumblr and Hetalia. Also he tends to see the world in a very black and white way, probably due to his :autism: and lack of intelligence.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Don't lie Phil, we all know you love mayonnaise.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

#standwithwhiteaustralatina hash tag when?

 

[Positron]

I think he did change it at one point, though knowing Phil he likely forgot. Wasn't he obsessing over Beyonce at some point? Maybe she's the new PM.

Doubtful: Beyond-shite is black, and Phil fears blackies.

 

[Adamska]

#standwithwhiteaustralatina hash tag when?

No need; they already won in July when the Anglican Union became the biggest party running his dump of a nation after he was deposed by the rest of the world. Next election'll be in 2018, the midterm year.

But in all seriousness, I'm amused he's back to about when his mom began leaning on him to pay off all that debt he accrued; he started a shit ton of maps and sperges about Autistan a bit before he took a swing at her due to not leaving. Unless Toren leaves, he might actually go to stage five again, which is a rare sight indeed.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Hey, he combined a Xochi post and an Autismlatina post to make it easier to cap, how nice of him.

Cool, so since whites are the minority in Autismtopia, they get special treatment and government assistance, with state-mandated affirmative action hiring programmes across the board, right?

Oh goddammit I actually wasted a brain cell thinking about this, fucking end my life now.

 

[The Dude]

Yes Phil, I'm sure that mean old Donald Trump will immediately stop enforcing US immigration laws because of what happens in the Land of Phil's Make Believe. That'll show that mean, old, white, rich, CIS Trump!

 

[Positron]

Cool, so since whites are the minority in Autismtopia, they get special treatment and government assistance, with state-mandated affirmative action hiring programmes across the board, right?

Oh goddammit I actually wasted a brain cell thinking about this, fucking end my life now.

Well, Phil is an example of affermative-action employment in Autislatina. He fills several quotas at once: white, tard, autistic, fat, deluded.