Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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thejackal2 said:
Funny thing is it's clearly content for people that don't work out, at all. There can't possibly be that much of a demographic here. Fat middle aged women? Are they going to be buying these 30 dollar chinese ear buds for their non existent workouts?

We've argued this before but ad managers are some of the laziest people on earth. Anna is still getting campaigns and gifted products because of her follower count regardless of her real popularity at this moment in time. To be fair sending her some worthless makeup marked up at 100% costs these companies nothing in the grand scheme. But how the mighty have fallen. She was the face of a fucking Gillette campaign what, 6 years ago?
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I think the “fat women who are delusional and want to remain delusional” demographic is larger than we realize, hence the Scamron and Herbst pairing….they want that demographic because they’re the ones who want to believe they are 300+ pounds of “unburnable” fat and not lazy people who eat too much.

And she wasn’t the face of Gillette, they featured that infamous bikini picture on their social media to be like “look at this huge hambeast who is confident in a bikini! Woo body positivity!” and that was about it. It blew up because Anna is a deformed blob. Literally the only reason I knew of her for years was because her lumpy legs were always jiggling in random shorts I got recommended and I was like “Jesus Christ this woman is grotesque”.
 
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thejackal2 said:
Are they going to be buying these 30 dollar chinese ear buds for their non existent workouts?
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The world is full of April Lauren types, fat middle aged people who need to buy all the gear before they start a new fitness journey. Earbuds, new shoes, all the leggings etc.

Even watching Anna at all is part of the "getting ready to get fit" phase. The next phase never materializes.

I would actually argue most people who actually use social media and follow influencers are this type. Consumers, not doers.
 
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Look $105
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Torrid Wireless Long Sleeve Swim Top $60
Torrid High-Rise Ruched Bikini Bottom $45
 
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"Everybody" instead of "every body", that's a real type-A perfectionist right there! Also, that kick stressed me out for a second. It really looked like she was half a second away from toppling over.

I wonder how much these videos have been filtered, I could've sworn her stomach was covered in stretch marks last time I saw it.
 
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butterscotch latte said:
"Everybody" instead of "every body", that's a real type-A perfectionist right there!
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Also: “I'm obsessed with this one. This swimsuit is giving rich Barbie vibes and I'm obsessed with it it.”

Her deflated/reinflated inner thighs are doing some weird vortex shit:
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Another set of boobs? Another butt? Second labia? Who knows!
 
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OttoWest said:
Also: “I'm obsessed with this one. This swimsuit is giving rich Barbie vibes and I'm obsessed with it it.”

Her deflated/reinflated inner thighs are doing some weird vortex shit:
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Another set of boobs? Another butt? Second labia? Who knows!
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The slimming filters are malfunctioning so badly here, but even at their best they cannot make this look human. Even just a frame later than the image above, her legs look completely different and amorphous.
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Scrumption said:
The slimming filters are malfunctioning so badly here, but even at their best they cannot make this look human. Even just a frame later than the image above, her legs look completely different and amorphous.
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this isn't human looking. it looks like a square on a captcha test. her legs are touching all the way to her knees what in the hell is even the point with her anymore doing this. whatever else you thought of her content prior to this arc she would at least try on a dozen ill fitting suits and pretend to critique their quality in a medium form youtube. instead we just get this matronly garbage with a little horse kick short. the lights are on but nobody's home.
 
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OttoWest said:
Also: “I'm obsessed with this one. This swimsuit is giving rich Barbie vibes and I'm obsessed with it it.”

Her deflated/reinflated inner thighs are doing some weird vortex shit:
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Another set of boobs? Another butt? Second labia? Who knows!
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I like to call this phenomenon a "thussy"
 
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Terfatron said:
They're over ear but Hermès just got in one the headphones market. They'll probably drop some ear buds as well.
Also, Hermès been super trending on sm the last couple of years so this would be the right time for her
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Only $15,000? Lol, Anna would be dumb enough to buy something like that a few years ago. I have no doubt. She loves an overpriced Hermes accessory. Her munchie arc has taken that insane spending away on shit like that, she just has the stupid rent she pays for that not luxury apartment.
 
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pippeyyy said:
Only $15,000? Lol, Anna would be dumb enough to buy something like that a few years ago. I have no doubt. She loves an overpriced Hermes accessory. Her munchie arc has taken that insane spending away on shit like that, she just has the stupid rent she pays for that not luxury apartment.
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I personally find them ugly as fuck so they would go just great w the rest of Anna's wardrobe i would say.

She could always pull the
"I gifted myself these since I've been navigating this recovery for so long and I needed a little something to keep myself going. It's so important to keep yourself motivated and encourage yourself when going through this kind of healing journey so I decided to reward myself for being strong and putting in the time all while holding myself accountable in the gym ❤️
Healing is not a straight path so remember to put yourself first and find what keeps YOU going ✨️ "

As you said, she probably dont have the money but would love to see her justify a dumb ass purchase as this.
 
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