Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[PrestonHolt]

What's with Nick calling other pedofiles, while hanging out with Pedolton, Vito, which way is it baldoboy? Are pedos bad and should be shamed or they are not and its fine to hang out with them, talk with them about your former lovers kids? Of course you are such a fuaggot hypcrite you will never pick a side, becasue noone but pedofiles and reatds can tolerate you.


Also that "i only screem at women" Nick is so reatded he belives that to be cool, he have no balls to actually stand up to a man, no balls to stand up to Aaron, but woman? yeah he will scream and seeth,

I only hope Nick wont OD now that he got his "W", since he's gonna take some for sure, no way he's missing celebrating that, i want him to be alive and seething once we get the footage WITH HIS KIDS CUT OUT BECAUE NOONE BUT YOU AND PEDOLTON WANTS TO SEE KIDS Nick.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

"I only scream at women" is like the most pathetic thing you could say that doesn't involve letting another man rail your wife or bragging about defiling another man's wife.

 

[Swole McPole]

County wouldnt release it. Ralph doesnt seem to realize it doesnt matter because he's never getting that 5k lmao he will continue to suck on biker bananas until candy yoshi morale improves

Wasn't Ralph just insisting that no bet had taken place and that he knew nothing at all about any bet?

You can't give this nigger a freeroll. If he wasn't going to pay if he lost, he certainly shouldn't be claiming any winnings when the tide turns and he wins.

 

[thebigdream]

What's with Nick calling other pedofiles, while hanging out with Pedolton, Vito, which way is it baldoboy? Are pedos bad and should be shamed or they are not and its fine to hang out with them, talk with them about your former lovers kids? Of course you are such a fuaggot hypcrite you will never pick a side, becasue noone but pedofiles and reatds can tolerate you.

He calls people pedophiles because it upsets them, not because he believes it to be true or has any actual issues with pedophiles. Where most people see language as a means of mutual communication, Nick sees an opportunity to transgressively achieve his own goals. This is what being a creative writing major and lawyer does to a nigga, not only does he think he's the smartest person in the room, he thinks he can bend reality so that you'll believe it too. This is why it was so hilarious when he was searching for the 'magic words' to get his case dismissed, that's exactly what he thinks about every conversation he's in - what magic words will get him what he wants? In this case, I suppose he thinks calling people pedos will cause them the hurt he wants to inflict.

The real value of things like the bodycam is that they take the conversation about his life out of his hands. Even he's not stupid enough to debate the objective existence of things, although the watuhmark saga has proven that he can sink that low when desperate enough. But that cope's ineffectual - people can see for themselves what's true.

 

[dustnight]

Sorry Jersh, life doesn't work out the way you pretend it does!

I don't get his obsession with this Kurt cooking vid, we get it, it's kinda sad fairly unappetizing, I just don't see how it's supposed to be the endless font of comedy Nick thinks it is.

Because Kurt (didn't) eat his goooo!

 

[Radola Gajda]

Is there any legitimate reason for unemployed former lawyer to have nitrous in his home?
I want to know what cope is going to be when he slips up and forgets to turn off camera and/or his house gets raided by cops again.

Holy shit, his fingernails are extremely blue. I thought maybe at first I was looking at with biased eyes, but if you do any comparison it becomes extremely obvious.

My fingers are blue ?
Uhhhh after long day of driving muh keeedz around and streaming for you ungrateful incel prudes I was going to cook something special for my girlfriend, muh keeedz and my wife . But when I was searching for ingredients in my freezer I fell asleep and whe I woke up next day I had frostbite on my hands.

 

[Rafael Epstein]

Further clipped down some choice words by Rekieta at the start of this stream, credit goes to Stallyn19 on Youtube.

Clip 1: Nick Rekieta seems to be a bit stiff. Sleeping on the couch?

Spoiler: Neck Wreckita

Clip 2: Nick explains in the vaguest of terms his "negative news" and why he needed to abandon the last stream.

Spoiler: New cover up story

Clip 3: Nick got some good news about the bodycam but he won't make a spectacle of it.

Spoiler: Bodycam Update

Clip 4: Nick makes a spectacle of it.

Spoiler: Nick gloats

Clip 5: Nick throws down the gauntlet; "It would be kind of embarrassing if the first time I ever won in court was against Josh[...] Since I lose every case it will be embarrassing if Josh lost against me."

Spoiler: No, stalker Josh, you will not get that bodycam

(Tried to keep chewing to a minimum, kept some dead air in for comedic effect)

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Nick's career and personal life in a nutshell.

 

[daffodils]

LATE NIGHT STREAM - Karen Read Stuff, Silliness, #RELAX​

300 unique chatters. $136.74 in 29 superchats ($4.71 average). No gifted memberships. About a dozen supertips for maybe another hundred.

this isn't for news but a "public shaming campaign"

 

[Super Hot Dog]

His unjustified ego continues to rot him, both inside and out. I do agree with the Kino boys in that permeant incarceration is probably where he belongs since he's too stupid to change and is a burden on everyone around him, in spite of whatever he thinks.

People give a shit about his kids because when they turn 18 their shitty upbringing and rotten parents are going to fling them out to the world as broken people for everyone else to deal with. I don't have much faith that any of those children are going to have a fucking clue about what to do with themselves until years down the road. They will figure it out when are far away from their parents and can process all of the late nights, shrieking antics, drugs, alcohol, swinging, if they don't turn to drugs and alcohol to cope like mom and dad did. Kids shouldn't be up at 2 am, period. I doubt this is a one off occurrence.

The look on his face is constantly one of utter defeat and hatred. Just plain rotten to the core.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

He calls people pedophiles because it upsets them, not because he believes it to be true or has any actual issues with pedophiles. Where most people see language as a means of mutual communication, Nick sees an opportunity to transgressively achieve his own goals. This is what being a creative writing major and lawyer does to a nigga, not only does he think he's the smartest person in the room, he thinks he can bend reality so that you'll believe it too. This is why it was so hilarious when he was searching for the 'magic words' to get his case dismissed, that's exactly what he thinks about every conversation he's in - what magic words will get him what he wants? In this case, I suppose he thinks calling people pedos will cause them the hurt he wants to inflict.

The real value of things like the bodycam is that they take the conversation about his life out of his hands. Even he's not stupid enough to debate the objective existence of things, although the watuhmark saga has proven that he can sink that low when desperate enough. But that cope's ineffectual - people can see for themselves what's true.

"Do not be deceived, God is not mocked [He will not allow Himself to be ridiculed, nor treated with contempt nor allow His precepts to be scornfully set aside]; for whatever a man sows, this and this only is what he will reap."
Galatians 6:7 (Amplified)

Where are all your magic words and your cleverness now, Rekeita? You wished to play chess against God, not realizing your status as a mere piece upon the board.

It would have fared better for you to have always been a deviant, rather than try and serve two masters.

 

[Swole McPole]

Canned Yoohoo county will forever be known as the place that the drug addict child abusing former lawyer lives and the system that protected him

I'm still counting on the Judge to stick up for his friend and colleague, Judge Pussy Liquor. What kind of righteous upholder of the law would allow some faux pretend lawyer to be running cult sex orgies in front of their children, while broadcasting misogynistic insults about a female member of the bench who is presiding over a defamation action being brought against him?

Any judge who'd allow a convicted felon to run roughshod over the dignity of the court like that would have to be a bigger cuckold than Rekieta himself. They'd have to be getting paid in KNU's to sweep so egregiously on a cuckold's behalf.

 

[Quintus]

Further clipped down some choice words by Rekieta at the start of this stream, credit goes to Stallyn19 on Youtube.

Spoiler: Neck Wreckita

Clip 1: Nick Rekieta seems to be a bit stiff. Sleeping on the couch?

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Spoiler: New cover up story

Clip 2: Nick explains in the vaguest of terms his "negative news" and why he needed to abandon the last stream.

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Spoiler: Bodycam Update

Clip 3: Nick got some good news about the bodycam but he won't make a spectacle of it.

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Spoiler: Nick gloats

Clip 4: Nick makes a spectacle of it.

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Spoiler: No, stalker Josh, you will not get that bodycam

Clip 5: Nick throws down the gauntlet; "It would be kind of embarrassing if the first time I ever won in court was against Josh[...] Since I lose every case it will be embarrassing if Josh lost against me."

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(Tried to keep chewing to a minimum, kept some dead air in for comedic effect)

Nick should really stop cracking his neck like that. I knew a guy who fucked his neck up really bad doing that shit.

 

[Niggernerd]

I dont get why nick calls others pedos when he defended cuties when molesterson did

 

[SargonF00t]

Kurt has the potential to be the new Aaron.

I'm not sure Kayla would co-sign that.

 

[Niggernerd]

Nick should really stop cracking his neck like that. I knew a guy who fucked his neck up really bad doing that shit.

Yeah he needs to stop cracking his neck instead he should snap it. Die nick die!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

What I don't understand is why the county is willing to help him?

I don't think so much it's them trying to help Nick. I think it's more on the lines of they REALLY don't like having things demanded of them from the public, legally required or otherwise, doubly so from someone from a cyber bully hate site that's not even in the same state. They will go out of their way and make things harder for themselves than capitulate to some out of towner.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I don’t know any kids who get to sleep in till 8AM on a weekday; many schools are already in session by then. IIRC both sons go to an actual school now.

I can't imagine letting any kid under 18 and in high school still stay up beyond 9/10 at night. They need to get at least a solid 8 hours. What a dysfunctional house

Clip 5: Nick throws down the gauntlet; "It would be kind of embarrassing if the first time I ever won in court was against Josh[...] Since I lose every case it will be embarrassing if Josh lost against me."

He' Karling it.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

Clip 2: Nick explains in the vaguest of terms his "negative news" and why he needed to abandon the last stream.

If it was some bad news about the health of somebody he admires, then it must have been Nick's doctor telling him him that unfortunately he most likely has a long life ahead of him and must learn to live with the consequences of his own actions.

 

[Tablet County]

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Full on rage pig brain.

"Where have I been screaming, Josh?"
*Karate chops hamster while exhibiting autism kiai to Keanu*