Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Something Awful said:
Based on what we've seen of his jokes, the joke book could very well be lethal.

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Not unworkable, I fixed it.
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Bill Evans 45 said:
Pat is not 6 feet tall, but his diameter must be close to it. 'Reinforced motorcycle jacket' is so pathetic I don't even know where to start. He genuinely thinks he's in 1952 and the neighbors are scared by his big badass self.
He rides an ungaraged hairdryer about five times a year, always alone. Part of the fun of having a bike is going out with your buddies for a day, not that he would know. Apart from customer service people, his only human interaction is with his washed out tired looking wife.
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In reality, Rick is closer to George Costanza than he is to James Dean.
 
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I once fought a Nazi thiiiiiiis biiiiiiig!
Wodanaz said:
Truly, this will be the comedic masterpiece to challenge the likes of Good Omens by Pratchett and Gaiman.
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Bad action and bad drama are hilarious, and bad comedy is painful.
I'd love for Fat Rick to write something that's completely straight and serious and passionate, a maniFATso if you will, cause it'd be so funny.
 
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Bonus @FezFuckedBabyLove appearance

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Ol Fezzy holds the distinction of being the only Pest who Rick has openly admitted he's afraid of.
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Bested by the fentanyl sentinel :story:
OffTopic said:
Oh boy.

Welp, Leslie is back in cahoots with OldGravyEgg.

The situation is still developing on Twitter and, to be honest, this OGE saga bums me out because it makes me think less of Leslie, so I'm not taking the time to post any screenshots.

If you want to follow along in real time, here's the ONA thread:

This is just all very odd. Very, very odd.
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Leslie dawksin dicks out here, what an odd situation indeed. Patrick is going to say that the leopard ate Leslie’s face and swatted her too, child.
 
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Prison approacheth! I plan on throwing myself on the mercy of the judge on grounds of diminished capacity since I have the brain of a child. Even Pat will stupidly acknowledge that I'm a child. Since Pat's such a tough guy, maybe he'll agree to a trial by combat. We can go toe-to-toe with motorcycles:
 
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Something Awful said:
Milestone.

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Well, at least his followers will be spared his takes on those other topics.

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Shit, if only anybody had ever made any backups of those lawsuits! Damn Musk outhinking everyone yet again!

"Did you file that lawsuit with the court yet?"
"We can't, sir, every time we go to print it Teslalawsuit.doc has been deleted!"
 
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