Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chazzed Up]

The Louder With Crowder mug is taking me out. Nick followed in his footsteps of having a very public gay breakup.

 

[Swole McPole]

If Ralph wins he will probably OD on zannies and cheap liquor with that 5K. The fate of Ralph's existence might very well hinge on this footage. At this point it sounds like it will be funny no matter what happens

Will you niggers stop with the 'if Ralph wins' bullshit.

Ralph has already insisted that he never made any bet with Null. You don't get to free roll your bets. "The bet is a real bet if I win, but not a real bet if I lose."

Ralph says he didn't have a bet with Null. We must take him at his word. Any proposed bet is now Null and Void.

 

[Canard]

Rekieta claiming he'll have a transcript of April's interrogation made
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How can there be transcript if it is not in the evidence? My understanding that rules in USA is that if something is not in evidence it is absolutely forbidden to be shown ever! Like say body cam footage that is not in evidence?

 

[Harambe]

Anyone else see this and immediately think they were boofing? As in, they were dissolving the powdered drugs in liquid, squirting them up their butt. Superior absorption to snorting or oral ingestion, no track marks, a fine use for the lube.

THEY WERE BOOFING

 

[BrainSand63]

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We must dedicate all available resources into fighting for the release of this footage.

Alright Rekieta, here’s our final offer: if you give us cute pictures of your cat, we may consider dropping the whole bodycam thing.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Read through these over the last half hour. Probably late, but this once again vindicates Aaron about the state of the house and about Robert Rekieta lying under oath to the court.

Wowzers.

Honestly the reality ended up being a lot worse than what Aaron described.

 

[PhoBingas]

Literally fucking kill yourself. You are a child doser.

The parents meds being at the balldo bunker is weird as shit, unless Nick was taking advantage of his parents and swiping medication to either help with the comedown from coke / molly / whatever, or to try and trade for different drugs.

 

[Sneed Force One]

All discussions between the administrative judges and the sheriff need to be FOIAed, they literally went "fuck you I'm not complying with lawful order" and then kicked rocks until Nick could fucking reply which is insane.

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

Oh, someone something loses his imaginary 5K.

At the end "It was God's plan" indeed.

 

[TenMilesWide]

Nick's mom's medication. Did Nick steal it, did his mom give it to him, or was his mom in the bedroom?

While it may seem obvious to conclude it's his mom's based on the mention of the name Celeste, wasn't one of the kids named something like MaryCeleste? Is it possible the officer wasn't reading the whole label?

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I bet the house smelt like cat shit and piss too.

 

[PhoBingas]

Alright Rekieta, here’s our final offer: if you give us cute pictures of your cat, we may consider dropping the whole bodycam thing.

Nigga, he probably killed that cat with a hammer ages ago. Small animals don't last long around zoosadist Nick.

 

[Vibralldo]

There is no redemption. He's going to, should, and will burn in Hell. I'm not religious and all that but he's making me hope some form of Abrahamic God exists so people like him goes to Hell.
His house was a literal drug den. There's no other way to describe it.

I know I said a while ago to not take shit seriously and put an end to some dumb thread feud (well, we listened here which is all that matters) but it's really hard to not find this disgusting and just plain evil. He is evil.

In an ideal world the cops would have seen the state of the house and gunned Nick, Kayla, and April down immediately

 

[Lian Xing]

Anyone else see this and immediately think they were boofing?

No, they have five kids. When you have small children, you end up collecting a stash of those from over-the-counter and prescription liquid medications.

 

[AltisticRight]

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No, they need to test the cat's fur for cocaine and metabolites.

 

[JackoVerde]

The Louder With Crowder mug is taking me out. Nick followed in his footsteps of having a very public gay breakup.

Well crowder didn’t get caught dosing his kids with cocaine though

 

[chimpSculpture]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
he's such a fucking child
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We NEEEEED this audio.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This is horrific! I think it's safe to assume that if Nick doesn't sue than it's all 100% correct.

So what are you gonna do, Nick?

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

Pomplun notes by a woman named K.
Robbie notes by @Tiki Man 2.

After reading this shit I've once again been reminded that I could never be a cop, because if I had to take kids out of a house like that I don't think I'd be able to resist going back inside and shooting whoever was responsible, bodycam or not.
When this footage gets out (and it WILL get out, Nick) it's going to be devastating.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nigga, he probably killed that cat with a hammer ages ago. Small animals don't last long around zoosadist Nick.

The sad hilarity of it all, is how we joked that Sunny was relegated to the bathroom. The pug’s living quarters became a meme.

Turns out we were spot on.