Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[1st Bowman]

Sounds like ol Nicky was doing a little freebasing. Smoke dat crack my nigga

 

[Soapmore]

To this day Nick's kids can still hear Nick screaming "I LOVED APRIL AND WE WERE IN A VERY ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP!" from his streaming room

To this day Nick's kids can still hear Nick screaming "I LOVED APRIL AND WE WERE IN A VERY ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP!" from his streaming room little lair.

 

[Mobster Monitor]

Sorry if I'm retarded, but if the officers took photos of the inside of the house could those get released to the public if some of them were entered into evidence? The notes mentioned the police were taking pics.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Nick’s excuses for the squalor in his home are all along the lines of: We have a lot of kids, so there’s a lot of laundry. It’s clean.

Now we know for a fact you can’t even walk on the floor because there’s so much shit, it’s actually filthy, empty booze bottles EVERYWHERE, garbage along the ground too, ‘adult material’ on plain view visible upon entry to the main bedroom where the children could enter any time.

I know the parents are at fault. They deserve to be burned alive. But holy fuck, April is a third party and sees a home of FIVE children and decides to start fucking their dad (where they can hear) AND help grow the drug den out from the master bedroom. While dressing like a ‘tranny whore.’ Who the fuck would want anything to do with that? To see that situation and think yeah, I want in? She should kill herself. She’s not redeemable.

While we're at it fuck Aaron too. He brought his kids to that meth den and when he left all he did was make passive aggressive comments on his podcast while knowing 5 kids were living in filth.

Just to stay on topic anybody know if Melton addressed the transcript on his dumb Aaron show?

 

[Berrakh]

5k will keep the pig fat and happy in Mexico for years!

 

[W@rui]

Is there a timeframe for a definitive Rekieta W if the footage is not released?
a week? a year? a decade?

Until Null gives up and others stop seeking it would be the timeframe.

 

[ReverendVerse]

He may actually genuinely be anorexic. At minimum he has some kind of body dysmorphia.

I think Nick is literally and genuinely fatphobic. It's always a first go-to dig at people even if they aren't fat. Nick seems to consider even a normal and healthy body weight to be "fat" in his eyes. At the height of his addiction, when he was basically a skeleton, he felt he was at an ideal body weight. We can also look back at streams where he talks about what he ate. Outside of the calories from alcohol he was probably eating less than 800 calories of actual real food a day, and he was okay with that, and thought it was a healthy meal plan. When he talks about what he finds physically attractive about women, the very first thing he talks about is how skinny he likes them. I truly think Nick, if he is in the presence of a "fat" person (again, his definition of fat is VERY loose), it probably uncomfortable for him to be around them.

To this day Nick's kids can still hear Nick screaming "I LOVED APRIL AND WE WERE IN A VERY ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP!" from his streaming room

Imagine if the kids hear him say that he loved April and really liked their mother....

 

[MeltyTW]

Is there a timeframe for a definitive Rekieta W if the footage is not released?
a week? a year? a decade?

Nick is going to die of nitrous long before then lol

 

[keke]

While we're at it fuck Aaron too. He brought his kids to that meth den and when he left all he did was make passive aggressive comments on his podcast while knowing 5 kids were living in filth.

Just to stay on topic anybody know if Melton addressed the transcript on his dumb Aaron show?

It got worse after he left. Which would track with their escalating drug use as seen by Nick being obviously drunk and high on stream. I don’t like lumping him in with them because he left and condemned. When his kids didn’t want to go anymore, they stopped. I only say this because to me, Kayla, Nick, and April are in such a unique category of evil I just can’t compare it to him. Or Nick’s parents—who also knew, and if not everything, more than enough.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I think Nick is literally and genuinely fatphobic. It's always a first go-to dig at people even if they aren't fat. Nick seems to consider even a normal and healthy body weight to be "fat" in his eyes. At the height of his addiction, when he was basically a skeleton, he felt he was at an ideal body weight. We can also look back at streams where he talks about what he ate. Outside of the calories from alcohol he was probably eating less than 800 calories of actual real food a day, and he was okay with that, and thought it was a healthy meal plan. When he talks about what he finds physically attractive about women, the very first thing he talks about is how skinny he likes them. I truly think Nick, if he is in the presence of a "fat" person (again, his definition of fat is VERY loose), it probably uncomfortable for him to be around them.


Imagine if the kids hear him say that he loved April and really liked their mother....

It's definitely an outward projection of his own dysphoria. I'm not sure why he fixates on that in particular but he definitely has some kind of eating disorder himself.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Nick was streaming the Karen Read trial the whole time the transcripts were being discussed. I wonder if it came up on his stream at all?

 

[waffle]

So they were 100% cooking and smoking crack. That's what I'm getting from these notes.
Cook spoons but no needles, meth pipes, random white powders (possibly baking soda)?
I'd be more shocked to find out they weren't smoking crack after hearing about the stuff found and the state of the house...

Yeah, the paraphernalia he had makes it pretty clear they were cooking and smoking crack (and possibly meth when they couldn't get coke).

Weren't there a few times before the arrest he had shitty crack-head-looking lips?

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/m0vTP

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1928530809050263691

Nick claims the AI image where he looks like an AIDS infected Holocaust victim makes him look "jacked"

I think he's serious and just thinks that jacked means no body fat at all, even if you don't have muscles.
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Nick thinks thin is jacked because he is currently the fattest he has ever been.
Not only is he morbidly obese now, but his diet is so awful that it is causing his hairline to recede and if he doesnt put down the fork and start microneedling yesterday he's going to look like the final evolution of a Polish man.
I can only imagine everyone around him is telling him he looks "healthy" now (they mean he's been getting fat).

 

[MeltyTW]

It's definitely an outward projection of his own dysphoria. I'm not sure why he fixates on that in particular but he definitely has some kind of eating disorder himself.

It's because he's fat as fuck with pudgy gross sausage nubs and cankle folds and a fat bloated gross face.

 

[Tayto]

If they're willing to personally go to the courthouse to block the bodycam footage from being released then I doubt they're going to actually prosecute Nick and they also probably don't care about any procedure that'll keep the bodycam from being deleted

The good thing about Rekeita is that he is so paranoid you can almost guarantee he will keep a copy of the footage the full 5 years until his case is completely over, which begs the question, if the state does delete all the footage now they have no legal requirement to maintain a record of it:

1. Can the Kiwi Lawyers get an order preventing any/all parties from deleting it?
2. Would the Kiwi Lawyers be able to get an order forcing Nick to release his version, in the case that its the only one remaining?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

5k will keep the pig fat and happy in Mexico for years!

Honestly Ralph is a lot funnier when he has money. If they delete the tapes and Null wins the lawsuit he should PAY UP (if Ralph isn't dead).

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Does anyone remember Nick saying that he thought pedo jokes by comedians are funny?

 

[Yung Bach]

Nick was streaming the Karen Read trial the whole time the transcripts were being discussed. I wonder if it came up on his stream at all?

Nick Rekieta: Body-cam, Josh Moon, Montagraph, Hardin & More – 5/30/25

 

[MeltyTW]

Honestly Ralph is a lot funnier when he has money. If they delete the tapes and Null wins the lawsuit he should PAY UP (if Ralph isn't dead).

One caveat, leave the money in portugal and hand ralph a plane ticket there instead

 

[Nova902]

I think Nick is literally and genuinely fatphobic. It's always a first go-to dig at people even if they aren't fat. Nick seems to consider even a normal and healthy body weight to be "fat" in his eyes. At the height of his addiction, when he was basically a skeleton, he felt he was at an ideal body weight. We can also look back at streams where he talks about what he ate. Outside of the calories from alcohol he was probably eating less than 800 calories of actual real food a day, and he was okay with that, and thought it was a healthy meal plan. When he talks about what he finds physically attractive about women, the very first thing he talks about is how skinny he likes them. I truly think Nick, if he is in the presence of a "fat" person (again, his definition of fat is VERY loose), it probably uncomfortable for him to be around them.


Imagine if the kids hear him say that he loved April and really liked their mother....

He wanted to "be around" Faran he can't be to fatphobic