Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
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I'd say actually just post directly to the thread unless it's something you don't want seen by Nick for whatever reason. There are a number of less frequent posters here with knowledge specifically about Minnesota law and procedure whose posts are of immensely high quality.
 
One reminder, in this thread, I think, are the sales photos of the house which I think was 2020. Should be able to correlate them to the descriptions of the footage. Provided you can find them somewhere in the 9000 pages. (I really hope Null's sneedforo has useful search features.)
Zillow local archive. I don't know if someone beat me to it but just in case.
Is this the correct one? Looks like it to me.
This would be the room with multiple racks full of clothes:
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This would be the view from the front door:
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The bookshelf room that leads into the "lair":
derbunker.webp
 
I wanted a clean kill of Lord Balldo but it's never that easy.

Josh sticking to what he believes in and going as hard as he can to do what's right is inspiring.
> Rekieta says Josh is a social sperg who can't talk to women or do anything right
> Josh successfully hires three women to skulk about Kandiyohi Courthouse and gains two pro-bono lawyers and an entire firm to fuck with Nick.
Josh is a man who will literally go to the ends of the Earth (Sao Tome) rather than give up. Once he's set his mind to something, he will either get it or get a satisfactory alternative, come hell or high water.

Even when he loses, he wins.
 
So it's easy to figure out how Rekeita's child absorbed significant amount of cocaine. It wasn't external contamination, it was a constant sprinkle and cloud of cocaine particles in the air where she breathed, trickling down unto her nightly dinner Lunchable, from the very pillowcase where she lay her head at night, embedded in the matted plush fur of her favorite toy, and probably from the slightly used straw in her juice box.
No, then other kids would test positive

Nick was dosing her because he thinks it would help her behavioral issues
 
I'm planning to make a video using the Baldur's Gate narrator voice to tell this story. Not for the clicks—like a good janny, I do this for free. I believe a more visual presentation, perhaps featuring @Midnight Energy Drink images, will help convey the situation more effectively to the normies. This will probably take three days to finish.
Fist Pomplun: "Is this where you sleep at night?" The town guard has his arms folded and seems to be getting impatient,. Maybe there is still some way out of this.

1. Perhaps some gold might talk for me (1000)
2. [Intimidation] Imagine the guard is a small woman GET OUT OF MY HOUSE RETARD
3. [Persuasion] When you think about this, it's all kind of funny and weird...
4. [Intelligence] search your mind for any lawyerly knowledge that may aid you...
5. [Wisdom][Detect Thoughts] Try to glean any information from the guard...

+Advantage (Former Lawyer)
-2 N20 abuse
-2 Cocaine abuse
-2 Alcohol withdrawals
-4 Unchecked Narcissism


Nick: Yes
 
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If ultimately Null wins and higher courts force the release of his bodycam footage. Does Crackets actually kill himself? This is seemingly the last “victory” he can cling to as his life has already crumbled around him. The only thing he will have left are his deteriorating marriage and kids (both of which he hates and resents).
He's already killing himself either way, this video describes his imminent future.

He's seemingly on the stage where his bones are spitting out incomplete red blood cells due to the vitamin b12 deficiency that this shit is causing. He might make it to 2026 but I have no doubt in my mind he's not making 2027 at this rate.
 
Fair enough, didn't know about the pro bono part. Although I still hate the optics of the inevitable loss. That's just me, though, I'm a pessimist (realist, participant in the legal system).
Ask yourself this: If we lose, how are we any worse off than we were before?

You miss every shot you don't take. In fact, I think Null is a big proponent of that saying, which is why he doesn't GAF if it were to end in an L.

The Court has taken the position that the body camera footage was neither offered nor received (accepted).
No, what happened is they apparently took the position that it was presented, there were two rulings Null got that agreed it was, and then White and the Prosecutor conspired to get the official record changed nine months later to say it wasn't because they knew it was going to be released had they not had the record changed to suit them.

Some of us believe that is absolute horseshit, and that the original record was accurate.
 
He has no idea what a good parent is. His comments about the nanny and his kid are awful.

According to Nick the nanny and one kid had a 'complicated' relationship. They are manic together and watch horror movies. This implies that they have a friendship beyond a professional nanny and child relationship.

The nanny leaves and Nick doesn't know why, he decides, for no reason at all, that it is because of this complicated relationship. He tells the child this. Even if the reason for the nanny leaving was this child, Nick could have kept that quiet. Instead he made that child feel like their friendship with the nanny was something the nanny hated enough to leave. The nanny leaving disrupts the whole house, makes life impossible for Nick. The kid is left feeling like the fun relationship with the nanny was a lie and they are responsible for things going to shit.

Three months later Nick learns it wasn't that kid that caused the nanny to leave. Does he fix it?
 
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Anyone surprised that Minnesota would protect criminals needs to get the idea of them being a midwestern state out of their heads. In many ways they are more left-wing than California. Even before the summer of love they were extremely commie. This always complete blows out the Barnes claim the government is somehow against Nick because he is a right-wing personality.
 
Even assuming for the sake of argument that the criminal court changing their status to "Not Accepted" would affect their status as public under 13.82 (which seems unlikely), it would have had to have been done prior to the rulings ordering their release in order to have any impact.
Those weren't rulings. They were advisory opinions at least partly based on a set of facts that the county has conveniently changed immediately upon receiving them.

I haven't seen them but this is how Null has characterized them.
 
He's seemingly on the stage where his bones are spitting out incomplete red blood cells due to the vitamin b12 deficiency that this shit is causing.

That's so strange because B12 deficiency is something that vegans and starving people experience. I think he's on his way out sooner than that. He doesn't have anymore weight to lose.
 
April is in a really slutty top ( i do not try to call out fellow women for how they dress but it really
is inappropriate to wear around kids and a married couple regardless of any other factor) and its
a black crop top that has a collar and its cut in a way that shows her cleavage heavily and her
stomach is out. She has a HUGE piece of rock jewelry in her belly button as well
Bitch, what fucking cleavage?

Honestly it does not even look or sound like her. She actually
looks like a tranny.
Based
 
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