Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SpergioLeonne]

Based on the results from the pillowcase, that poor kid was getting a dose every time she slept in there. If they were doing lines off the top of that fridge, I can guarantee you there was a microscopic little snowdrift at the base of that fridge, right where she played. Anyone who spent significant amount of time in that room would have tested hot afterwards. And in a little girl who wasn't taught personal hygiene and probably weighed about 50 lbs., that's enough for her to accidentally ingest enough cocaine to test hot as a weekend user.

Eh, we don’t really know that’s it’s enough. Cocaine doesn’t absorb through the skin very readily, hence directing it to mucus membranes.

Young kids have thinner skin, less likely to have callouses or accumulation of dead skin, so that’s in favor, but I just kinda have the hunch that it’s more likely her levels represent more like, touching cocaine and sticking her fingers in her mouth on an every day basis than sleeping on a pillow with trace amounts

I don’t think an 8 or 9 year old would snort something.

You also have to consider the ingested quantities involved with the “weekend user.”

Forgive the stock image, but this is what 1 gram would look like in terms of amount. It’s not really a small amount

 

[blackface enthusiast]

There’s a highlight feature.

So what, click through the highlights, dozens or hundreds of times until someone finds the one post that has the information you're sperging out about? That's not how that feature works.

This thread alone has gotten over 350 pages in 10 days by the way. So this isn't even a thread with regular traffic/updates by the standards of most lolcows, Nick is a unique case.

Leave the Reddit snark for your own personal communities.

You're the one being pissy and moaning that there are people in the thread who do not have every single piece of information related to Rekieta committed to memory, like actually trying to feign some kind of superiority because you remember more embarrassing information about some druggy non-practicing lawyer. Take a step back.

 

[TheTourist]

"Should be" is not a synonym for "is." Unfortunately, Minnesota is virtually the opposite of Florida, which has the "Sunshine Law," which should be the national model for public records laws.

Real question, does the transparency in Florida have any effect on crime? Sure people won't offend because of jailtime and fines, but there are those who'll only think twice if their crimes could expose them as a ridiculous, goofy fuck

 

[thebigdream]

This might blow your minds, but not everyone is in these threads 24/7/365 and have every single piece of Balldo lore committed to memory - let alone technical specifications on various forms of drug testing and the biological science of how those tests work. These threads are not just your personal community.

If you're not invested enough to keep up, don't bother speculating about the situation, it's that simple. I'm not being mean, there's just no point to uninformed commentary, especially when it's about something as technical as a medical test.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

"Should be" is not a synonym for "is." Unfortunately, Minnesota is virtually the opposite of Florida, which has the "Sunshine Law," which should be the national model for public records laws.

Null would have his body camera footage in an arrest made public as easy as pie. Too bad he's not an abusive drug addicted cuckold that lives in a pig sty.

 

[AnOminous]

How many fucking clothes does this dude have, jesus christ

He literally had a subscription service to deliver retard clothes to him so he could dress like a retard. Presumably he never washed them and instead just THREW THEM ON THE GROOOOOUND!

 

[keke]

So what, click through the highlights, dozens or hundreds of times until someone finds the one post that has the information you're sperging out about? That's not how that feature works.

Newfag, you can search threads by word mention, and click the highlights from there once you have the page. Or use the date function. You’re welcome. No need for hysterics.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Maybe back in your day. Today, you’d have to be fucking retarded to take those kinds of college loans, and Laqueefa already got the job

Wut? What do loans have to do with dip?

Spoiler

And if you're curious, plenty of people go to college and grad school. About 11.3 million people are in 4-year schools in the US, and another 5.1 million in 2-year schools, most full-time. Another source showing that 2010 was a sharp peak at 18.1 million total and are somewhat off but climbing in 2024 at around 16 million; in 2000 it was 13.2 million; in 1990, 12 million.

Relatively speaking, about 39% of young adults are in college. That is down about 2% vs 2012, but hardly disastrous.

And per one source, law school enrollment was around 119k in 1980, rose gradually then sharply to a high in 2010 at around 147k, took a deep dive 2011-17* down to a low of around 110k, and is back up to around 115k. The more you know.

*Nick was in law school 2011-2015 (iirc he took 3.5 years, likely went PT for all or part of it). Make of that what you will.

Ummm... the OBVIOUS fact that the court record reflected that as being the case prior to the recent change to the record. Ergo, people were permitted to walk into the courthouse and view the bodycams. Something that would NOT have been permissible if the record did not reflect they were presented to the court.

The change to the record was necessary to shut that off. As well as shut off Null's ability to get a copy to show on the Internet.

Sean basically took the same position yesterday on his evening show.

That is not "the position" anyone took, as far as I have seen - and again, would love to see it if I missed it.

You ever heard of fuckups? That would be what happens when something is marked "received" when it wasn't. But please, show me in the transcript and the original order where those items were confirmed or listed as received. Happy to be wrong.

Again, based on those documents (the only ones I recall seeing, fair enough, so enlighten me), they weren't received into evidence, and, as I've said a couple of times and relying on @Folgers Can 's references to the statutory language, the question then becomes whether the items are deemed "presented," and what, if any, effect of either non-acceptance or a hearing agreement that they would be "removed" has on the analysis.

And I don't need a lecture on pestering Null for documents. Never have; never would, and didn't suggest we should have them, only whether we did, because I haven't read them.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Violence with the oldest son wouldn't particularly surprise me. Teenage boys get this massive infusion of testosterone that they need to manage and their previous anger management techniques (that keep them from throwing down like toddlers) aren't equal to the task. Healthy teenage boys learn to manage their anger with the help of guidance and modeling from their parents, not something that is happening in C.R.'s case. Plus that's often the age when teenagers start to clue in that whatever they've been living with isn't normal or universal, and judging their parents -- usually unfavourably.

Add to that a constant state of chaos (dog barking, kids screaming, women screaming, Nick screaming, overwhelming mess). And then Rekieta loses his shit right at the child or the child's mother. I can 100% see a teenager giving his crackhead dad a shove.

Testosterone + insufficient anger management also gives us pooner school shootings.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Maybe the Scandinavian prudes only helping the Rekietas hide these footages, because it's an embarassment to the community as a whole? It sounds ridicuolous, but I heard stories from smaller towns in my area that did similar things to "hide facts" and "defend the commune's reputation".

The more I think about it the more I'm guessing they think they are protecting the family. It would be easy for Nick to gaslight them about us. I tried explaining this site to a normie once and they thought I was talking about the dark web.

 

[blackface enthusiast]

If you're not invested enough to keep up, don't bother speculating about the situation, it's that simple. I'm not being mean, there's just no point to uninformed commentary, especially when it's about something as specific as a medical test.

If you want to continue to work yourselves into knots over this stuff be my guest but the complaining isn't going to change anything and you're still going to have people enter in the thread without the complete picture because no one is under any obligation to read through 9000 pages of a thread or keep up to date with every single Community Happenings update Rekieta gets (often multiple in a day) before posting. You can either accept that and correct the record with the right information or keep whining because someone didn't know random pedantic balldo trivia factoid #341305. These threads are no one's personal community or circlejerk no matter how many posts you have in any given thread and other people are welcome to read and post and will naturally be drawn to speculation.

 

[AnOminous]

State reason is not having the wider internet know about this.
The public did know about that's why you had to write your name & come down to court case to see the evidence.
The right that not allowed to happen is Internet or internet know info &/or be involved in your business. (He is youtube promoter/personallity-making money off xyz)

That's why suing swiftly over these record things is of immense importance. As soon as you do, there isn't just going to be one copy of this material because the legal counsel defending the case and anyone else involved will have their own copies as well.

Possibly at least one of the caretakers won't go along with the DFE order.

Same reason it's always been: They made it up. PPP is a lying faggot attention whore, and Tardski doesn't know any better.

About the only thing I'd believe Warski on is being able to recognize obviously coke-addled behavior, and about the only thing I believe PPP on is "HE'S GAY! HE'S A CUCK! HE'S A GAY CUCK!"

 

[indomitable snowman]

Can someone fill me in here?

What ever happened to Nick's (and his family's) relationship with Doug TenNapel and his family? I have been wondering about this since at least when the Balldo came out, but I haven't heard about or read anything here in all this. There was a period in time where the families were very tight, costreaming, costreaming at each other's houses, vacations... I remember Doug specifically talking how great it was, how lovely lady Rackets and the kids were, how great the family was.

Doug seemed very stubborn and committed morally, so I was always curious what happened.

He got felted on the Kino Casino

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Violence with the oldest son wouldn't particularly surprise me.

By all accounts he’s an incredibly sweet kid and he honestly doesn’t look like he has it in him. I hope he does, but Nick should watch what he says about Josh wanting to transition. He wouldn’t want that same lens turned on his sons oldest two children, as their photos are very much online and they have suffered enough.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Then edit your post and don’t bother typing a reply to cry about it. It’s not a big deal.

You're the one crying, stop projecting it on to me. I'd already edited it by the time you replied and got mad in the first place. Others are noticing:

You're the one being pissy and moaning that there are people in the thread who do not have every single piece of information related to Rekieta committed to memory, like actually trying to feign some kind of superiority because you remember more embarrassing information about some druggy non-practicing lawyer. Take a step back.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Wut? What do loans have to do with dip?

It was supposed to be a joke, like, because “you’d be retarded” is subverting the expectation of a quantifiably low intelligence behavior with colloquial hyperbole

 

[owed to joy]

April is the best option to get it done honestly. She could easily make 10s of thousands on her leverage over it. Lots of humiliating shit about her is out there without her consent at this point, what's to lose and why not benefit off repaying the favor? I'm optimistic.
Also it's sad those kids are so used to drama and fighting and chaos they hardly react to it.

 

[AnOminous]

Snuff is nasal tobacco. You take a pinch & sniff it; gives a slight endorphin rush & nicotine buzz.

Will people quit saying this? Snuff in the Midwest is just another name for chewing tobacco. No Minnesota cop is going to be snorting up some u wot m8 nose powder tobacco while wearing a porkpie hat or whatever the fuck some English fop doing snuff there would do.

 

[Pale Empress]

He literally had a subscription service to deliver retard clothes to him so he could dress like a retard. Presumably he never washed them and instead just THREW THEM ON THE GROOOOOUND!

I once knew a family consisting of a single father and multiple kids, they never did laundry, when they ran out of clean clothes they'd just run to Walmart and get new ones and leave the dirty ones lying around the house. I was friends with a lady who'd go every month to check in on them and clean their house and I went with her a few times. The description of the Rackets house reminds me of those living conditions (although the family weren't alcoholic drug addicts, they were just lazy and didn't know how / want to take care of themselves).

It's very common with dysfunctional families. It's not ever going to get better, those kids are doomed to live in squalor until they leave or are taken away.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Will people quit saying this? Snuff in the Midwest is just another name for chewing tobacco. No Minnesota cop is going to be snorting up some u wot m8 nose powder tobacco while wearing a porkpie hat or whatever the fuck some English fop doing snuff there would do.

It’s the problem with colloquialisms.

The word they were looking for was probably “dip”