Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Bitch I eat people]

Also: “I'm obsessed with this one. This swimsuit is giving rich Barbie vibes and I'm obsessed with it it.”

Her deflated/reinflated inner thighs are doing some weird vortex shit:
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Another set of boobs? Another butt? Second labia? Who knows!

Labia minora
Labia majora
Labia fatfuckia

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

I wish her fingers would get fat so she’d stop waving them around all the time.

Imagine Cuntal's trotters on the ends of Anna's arms. I'm a lowly mobile fag, but after a million hours in MS Paint I'm sure a clever Kiwi could bring this to light.

 

[_justlurking]

What a waste of surgery money?????? She looks the same. Am I crazy?

 

[Scoia'tael]

The colors of the bikini bottom and top don't even match. Im guessing making things at this size requires entirely different bolts of material for each half which leads to inconsistencies in the dye lol

 

[head lamb]

No, it's the same. The picture from Torrid shows that the bottoms are supposed to have ruching, but Anna's front butt has erased the texture and stretched the fabric beyond reason, which is why they seem to not match.

Look $105
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Torrid Wireless Long Sleeve Swim Top $60
Torrid High-Rise Ruched Bikini Bottom $45

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Her tits are legit making me sad.

But only for the folks that are being forced to look at them.

 

[Neko GF]

Plus size try on haul 2025: Long sleeve bikinis, rashgaurds and more​

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Sfvmu83snQk

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[thejackal2]

Plus size try on haul 2025: Long sleeve bikinis, rashgaurds and more​

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Sfvmu83snQk

Spoiler: Local Archive

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literal lol 10 seconds in and she's blaming wildfire smoke for her smoker's rasp. we've been finally blessed with some anna content and right in time for the weekend. Let's go.

That belt is certainly a choice. Looks like she wrapped a hefty bag around herself. Oh my, she has to pick suits based on if they will work with her "rash guard". What an absolute idiot she was to do all these surgeries she can't even put on suits anymore without some additional considerations.

44" waist! On what planet gorl? She rips a huge fart at 11:11. Her body is changing! The dress she bought last week is already so loose on her!

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

That yellow top is a perfect fit. and that cosco rash guard, chefs kiss

 

[cybercybe]

Holding up all her gigantic bottoms.



And her giant hands again

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Her showing off those gargantuan bottoms looks like a still from a comedy skit about comically large clothes

 

[thejackal2]

Her showing off those gargantuan bottoms looks like a still from a comedy skit about comically large clothes

I miss the old "production value" of when John would slowly pan over the tarps and Anna would drunkenly make her "sexy" rrrrr noises when she'd make a puerile joke about her boobalas or some shit. Now we can't even edit out farts and it's just John lazily filming her on his iPhone from the apt pool deck.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

She’s segmented like an insect.

 

[Even more 8008135]

She’s segmented like an insect.

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I see dog toy.

 

[Poopfart]

literal lol 10 seconds in and she's blaming wildfire smoke for her smoker's rasp. we've been finally blessed with some anna content and right in time for the weekend. Let's go.

That belt is certainly a choice. Looks like she wrapped a hefty bag around herself. Oh my, she has to pick suits based on if they will work with her "rash guard". What an absolute idiot she was to do all these surgeries she can't even put on suits anymore without some additional considerations.

44" waist! On what planet gorl? She rips a huge fart at 11:11. Her body is changing! The dress she bought last week is already so loose on her!

LMAO WHAT FORTY FOUR INCH WAIST??? I think one of her thighs is bigger than 44 inches.


HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 44 INCHES LMAO ANNA HAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAGAGAHAGAG

I CANT. Girl. WE HAVE EYES. HAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF

 

[GenociderSyo]

Recap:


Total $1,130

Intro $196

Ivy City Bowie Dress in Green with White Floral $128
Eloquii Wide Waist Bow Belt $60
Amazon Dreuyet Handmade Braid Bohemian Daisy Flower Shape Dangle Earrings $8

Look 1 $68
She links the wrong bottoms for these in her video.

Coral Reef Leisure Reversible Bottom | Floral Fusion/Hibiscus $34
Coral Reef Vacationer Bottom | Floral Fusion $26
Amazon IKANOO Retro Rectangle Sunglasses $8

Look 2 $106
This is pulled so tight on her its see through and theres no way that top is zippering up.

Dick's Sporting Goods CALIA Women's Cropped Zip Swim Rashguard $58
Old Navy Textured Swim Top $25
Old Navy High-Waisted Textured Bikini Swim Bottoms $23

Look 3 $212

Roxy Ladies' Sun Protection Tee $60

93 Play Street TYLER Poppy Pink Sporty Bikini Top $70
93 Play Street MOLLY Poppy Pink Full Coverage High Rise Bikini Bottom $65
Torrid Cateye Smoke Lens Sunglasses $17

Look 4 $154

Torrid Wireless Long Sleeve Swim Top $60
Torrid High-Waist High Leg Cheeky Swim Bottom $45
EyeBuyDirect Dolly Oval Sunglasses $49

Look 5 $130

SwimZip Women's Long Sleeve Crop Rash Guard | “Neon Orange" $35
SummerSalt The Wanderlust Bikini Top $50
SummerSalt The High Leg High Rise Bottom $45

Look 6 $45

Hanna Nikole Women's Plus Size High Waist Bikini Set Tummy Control Swimsuits Long Sleeve Two Piece Swimsuit $45

Extras $219
Old Navy Twist-Front Matte Rashguard Swim Top $37
Old Navy Button-Down Linen-Blend Striped Shirt $45
LTK Breakthrough Belt Bag - Hard Candy Buffbunny-Unbreakable $36
Lane Bryant No-Wire Macrame-Back One-Piece $101

 

[MuffinSangria]

It’s always so jarring to see the model pics next to the reality that is Anna.

 

[PotatoFace]

Holding up all her gigantic bottoms.

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As large as those bottoms look in her hands, they also look way too fucking small for her. They look Foodie Beauty size and Anna needs Amberlynn Reid size.

I know swimwear stretches and clearly she was able to pull them on (with much effort and tears, I assume), but it continues to be laughable that a fashion influencer is unable to look at clothes and tell that it's too small for her bawdy-awdy-awdy.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

"I need more support on my stomach because of loose skin." she's behaving like she has lost 200 elbees and has massive amounts of loose skin hanging on her.

 

[Plus Size Polka]

Loose skin? Did she cook that delusion up on her own or did Scamron feed it to her?