Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SpergioLeonne]

I mean the same could be said about weed but at least it's not as expensive, on the path to full legalization, lasts longer, and has some legitimate medical applications.

It's funny how movies and TV try to paint coke as this cool 80s drug when it's objectively more retarded than shit like heroine, and that's hard to achieve.

Weed doesn’t do shit for your dopamine receptors like real drugs (stimulants)

Stimulants practice slash and burn agriculture on your dopamine infrastructure

 

[RotPockets]

Nick posted cat pics earlier today because he thinks it'll stop us from wanting the bodycam footage

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1928528238432645290

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/JlnhO
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Sorry Nick, we've thought about it, and this is NOT an even trade for the footage and we still think you should kill yourself

Why is he silent on Sonny?

 

[AnOminous]

There is an equal amount of question over under what legal authority the judge took this action.

This is just a ridiculous and pathetic attempt to pull the common law "scrivener's error" type of "correction" to the "record." It's an absolute joke.

While my optimism is doomed at this point, an appellate court may indeed recognize clear errror in this decision. Judge SJW can blow me, though, that abuse-of-discretion faggot.

And I hope Nool will take this to the Minnesota Supreme Court if necessary. If these faggots think this is the end of this, well, it isn't.

I am allergic to cats. I am a dog man.

Sorry, hate to say this, but you're a nigger.

 

[Owlbear]

Spoiler: NSFW

200 viewers are experiencing a mid e-whore doing "cats and cows."

 

[parsnip]

I view it like you do, from a logical position. It makes no sense. But I will tell you that I tried it one time, very good quality cocaine from a famous person, and the feeling that swept over me... well I can tell you, I knew in that moment of euphoria, that I had met my devil. It was an indescribably good sensation, and it was terrifying. I never touched it again. That was the one and only line of cocaine I ever did, twenty five years ago.

The people who don't end up like Nick are the ones that can go "damn this is so good it'll ruin my life." I got a prescription for opiates after a surgery once and knew they were something I needed to stay far away from.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

White made a filing and offered them to support his motion...which makes them exhibits.

Right. They were identified as exhibits in his written motion, but not all exhibits were received into evidence. Two items were incorrectly marked as received, per the Order, which further stated that the record is amended to mark those items as "not accepted."

Someone somewhere in Kandiyohi County thinks that "not accepted" = not automatically public. I haven't seen authority either way (and the access statute doesn't speak in terms of exhibits, but rather evidence...and yes, my hair-splitting razor is sharp). Either Kandiyohi County is flat wrong because the items were "presented" by virtue of having been cited even though not formally offered or received into evidence in court, or "presented" is meant to equate either to "formally offered in court" or "accepted into evidence" by a Court.

 

[Preacher ✝]

I am in no way an expert, and I am not licensed in MN, but yes this is going to be a very interesting legal issue

You're at least more of an expert than most of the people in the thread since you actually cover interesting legal issues for a living. That's the kind of expertise I was referring to.

I view it like you do, from a logical position. It makes no sense. But I will tell you that I tried it one time, very good quality cocaine from a famous person, and the feeling that swept over me... well I can tell you, I knew in that moment of euphoria, that I had met my devil. It was an indescribably good sensation, and it was terrifying. I never touched it again. That was the one and only line of cocaine I ever did.

Glad you were able to recognize it and resist further temptation.

Weed doesn’t do shit for your dopamine receptors like real drugs (stimulants)

Stimulants practice slash and burn agriculture on your dopamine infrastructure

Indeed, weed is more of a slow burn and it's negative effects are far more insidious as a result. If done in moderation weed is relatively harmless as far as drugs go, but that fact entices people to do a lot more of it while denying any possibility of addiction.

Just as heroine and other opiates make you numb to pain but then hypersensitive to it when the effect wears off, weed induces a state of apathy which leaves irritability in it's wake.

Rekieta is live right now with the literal who chocolate syrup woman.

I don't have anything to add to this. Just...

She kinda looks like April, so I guess she's his type.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

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I don't have anything to add to this. Just...

If I was an only fans whore, I would work out

@Preacher I asked grok to rate the dopamine activity of meth, weed and cocaine on a scale of one to ten.

Personally I think 3-5 is high for weed. I don’t remember it doing anything but making me feel paranoid and have difficulty focusing



What’s really crazy is meth costs less than half what cocaine does. Hence, cocaine is for prostitutes and rich people. Nick most likely did coke as a flex about how rich he was

Edit edit edit

I asked grok to apply a monetary efficiency index considering cost, dopamine pharmakinetics and longevity.

Cocaine 0.6
Weed 1.92
Meth 9.5

 

[Yeet Ninja]

Spoiler: NSFW

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200 viewers are experiencing a mid e-whore doing "cats and cows."

Is that Rumble? I don't even remember what their layout looks like.
Kurt just finished a stream that was over 1k.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Rekieta is live right now with the literal who chocolate syrup woman. Less than 200 live viewers. He’s talking about his experiences doing drugs.

https://www.youtube.com/live/q7mSDQYBtEY?si=nPL0cMYLF_8hAt07

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Even when problems arise it is important to remember that Nick is already constructing the next tower to fall on him.
He looks fatter and balder every time he turns the camera on. He's gassing himself into room-temperature IQ points and already streaming with mid whores again to an audience that is just watching him to make fun of him.
This isnt "the bodycam footage from Nick's arrest", it's "the bodycam footage from nick's first arrest".
But if the PO doesn't want to do anything when he inevitably fucks up and gets caught on stream hitting the gas, it's a sign from God that Nick's next major police visit will be them carrying him into an ambulance when he goes blue in the face mid stream and a viewer decides to call it in.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

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I don't have anything to add to this. Just...

Def the type of content I'd be making if infidelity nearly tore my family apart. Nick is clearly a changed man.

 

[Soapmore]

Rekieta is live right now with the literal who chocolate syrup woman. Less than 200 live viewers. He’s talking about his experiences doing drugs.

https://www.youtube.com/live/q7mSDQYBtEY?si=nPL0cMYLF_8hAt07

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Nothing says 'I'm a good married man and father' better than being on screen with a spread-legged bikini dunce, talking about all your drug use.

The humiliation of Family Rekieta continues unabated. Man, he really fucking hates them doesn't he?

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Moar like "Daddy's screaming room."

Older Son's Friend: "What the hell was that?!"

Older Son: "Oh, that's just my dad, he's blind drunk streaming to the internet again. Just ignore it"

 

[Owlbear]

Is that Rumble? I don't even remember what their layout looks like.
Kurt just finished a stream that was over 1k.

The viewer count and the screenshot is from Youtube. I believe the layout is one of the streaming-as-a-group programs, like streamyard or streamlab or something.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Married man chilling out with a whore live on stream, she flaunts her ass to the camera.
So... Are we already merging into the divorce arc?

 

[NoleKsum]

I don't want to add to anyone else's diagnosis, but hear this:

If you have kids then decide you didn't want to have kids, it's better to die sooner than later.

We're going to be hearing about the fallout from this for ages, and from many different vantage points.

Source: someone who's parents partied.

 

[AnOminous]

It was an indescribably good sensation, and it was terrifying. I never touched it again. That was the one and only line of cocaine I ever did, twenty five years ago.

I know exactly that. I realized this was some shit like I was being offered a deal by the Devil. That's when I NEVER did that shit again. Thirty years ago.

 

[jny]

Married man chilling out with a whore live on stream, she flaunts her ass to the camera.
So... Are we already merging into the divorce arc?

Something tells me that if it could cause the divorce arc, it would have happened long ago.

 

[Vibralldo]

Spoiler: NSFW

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200 viewers are experiencing a mid e-whore doing "cats and cows."

Bitch got no ass

 

[Scout Trooper]

Something tells me that if it could cause the divorce arc, it would have happened long ago.

Correct, he's been streaming occasionally with this floozy for well over a year now.