Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[butterscotch latte]

That dumb filters video was so depressing. No, the people in their 20's are going to the club. People her age have friends and families and careers and children to care for, they don't spend their time alone in their apartment playing around with stupid filters all day. What a subtly horrifying insight to the vapid activities she fills her days with

 

[Angry New Ager]

Loose skin? Did she cook that delusion up on her own or did Scamron feed it to her?

It's just the latest variation on her "my body's been changing so much and I have to get used to it" bullshit she's been saying for years, as part of every new health or fitness "journey" she's performed for the camera—while her body shows absolutely no visible changes whatsoever, be it in either appearance or function. It's a bit of Anna-specific delusion that's always fascinated me because it's such a gross and blatant lie, and she fully expects it to be believed.

I'm sure she does have a little bit of loose skin on her belly, just as she now has on her inner thighs, but it's not a lot, and certainly not enough to cause her discomfort or raise her risk of skinfold infections. Frankly, it would probably take our collective turboautism and side-by-side photo comparisons to reveal it.

 

[Chococat3012]

At least she's not in full compression for this try on haul.

 

[Barbarella]

“We are all about reality here.” One of the first thing she says.

Her belt bag from Buff Bunny is 52 inches and comes with an extender. She a) has numerous of those bags so could extend it more than once, but even if she didn’t, b) she said she had room to left, which was maybe an inch, not 8 inches to make her 44 inches.

44 inch waist is still pretty fucking fat but Anna could only dream of that size. If I knew a 6’3” man had a 44 inch waist he’d be put on a diet with a quickness. I don’t understand how she can be so off base with what is normal. Many of those tops didn’t fit. When the bottoms were on the lining folded out weird. The green dress is the first thing I’ve ever seen that fits her and she thinks it’s too big. Right on the model it shows it supposed to be flowy, not skin tight but she messes up the first on trend thing she’s ever owned.

And finally, she giggles about Big Dick like she’s ever seen one. I think if she saw Salah’s deformed little pickle she wouldn’t know it wasn’t a big dick. A story that didn’t need to be told, but she’s thirsty. Surly there is some black dude out there who would put up with her to have white fat pussy and a nice apartment who can show her what a real big dick looks like? Wasn’t she a Jamaican queen at some point? If Chantal can find a dude (deformed dick or not,) surely Anna can.

 

[brooky]

Maybe she means 44 inches in width, not circumstance. Like how some clothing brands measure their shirts armpit to armpit.

I mean, I know she's lying to herself and others, but also 44 inch width is horrifying to think about.

 

[Palmer Bangs]

Didn’t she admit to wearing bikini bottoms backwards? Whatever she got going on in the front is 1000x less worse than the back. Poor John.

ETA: Yup candy juicies and behind on full display.

 

[Otterly]

I like that pink bikini. Probably wouldn’t suit my colouring, but it’s cute.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Her pivot from "I have to wear compression gear for a while because surgery" to "I have to wear compression gear forever because muh condishuns" to now "I need extra support from any clothing because I have loose skin (implying massive weight loss)" is wild. I used to think her main fandom was just a bunch of equally sad, fat, rapidly ageing cluster Bs but I'm starting to think it's mainly hate-followers. Nobody could watch this bitch talk about her "body changing" with a straight face for years and still have any respect for her.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

Her showing off those gargantuan bottoms looks like a still from a comedy skit about comically large clothes

You mean like this? https://youtu.be/7cMaMhrsps8?si=5Js4IcjcATZwJYJ5

 

[GenociderSyo]

Thinking shes going with the long sleeves because those scars she didn't treat right look like shit.

 

[lottalove]

SCNR

 

[Jizzrag]

Anna posted another lipstick inspired makeup video, which I got from Reddit. In it, Anna heroically puts on makeup even though she has a cold.

Redditors noticed that she was wearing different nail polish at the start vs the end, so she’s fucking with the timeline as usual. I guess putting on makeup was too much effort.

Spoiler: Nails beginning

Spoiler: Nails end

 

[OttoWest]

44 inch waist is still pretty fucking fat but Anna could only dream of that size.

Spoiler: 44 Inch Waist

Just to give an idea of a 44” waist on a woman (and this lady ended up losing the weight). Anna seems to think her under bust is her waist as that is the narrowest part of her torso, but it’s not. Natural waist is usually where your waist indents on a side bend, between the bottom of your ribs and the top of your navel. It’s pretty much impossible for any superfat to get an accurate waist measurement due to fat distribution skewing just about every point of measure on the torso.

I’ve tried building an Anna sized avatar in some software where you can adjust just about every known anatomical metric— and I can’t do it. Even with maxing the proportions to be Anna-sized, the controls simply don’t go that high or recognize a 60+” waist on a 5’9 woman.

 

[MuffinSangria]

She went outside and forgot to film? What does that mean?

I will never get over the fact that this is a ‘model and influencer’.

 

[Programmer Socks]

Also: “I'm obsessed with this one. This swimsuit is giving rich Barbie vibes and I'm obsessed with it it.”

This stupid way of speaking that's she's picked up from social media is infuriating. Anna's not obsessed with anything apart from food and has an attention span of 30 seconds. Everything she does is for another posed/staged display of gargantuan idiocy to post as a reel. She hasn't done anything meaningfully or genuinely for her entire adult life.

And no, the swimsuit isn't "giving rich Barbie vibes", it's giving people nightmares but that's about all.

 

[Brickley]

She went outside and forgot to film? What does that mean?
I will never get over the fact that this is a ‘model and influencer’.

She looks like fucking Penn Jillette there.

Re: her waist, I imagine whenever she takes a measurement it’s much like the way she wears her belts: pulling it so tight it might sever her in two. MAYBE that hot pink belt that nearly got swallowed whole was somewhere around 44 inches… but I’m still dubious.


Also, did we miss her at 12:01 in the haul calling her boobs “kiwis”?? Thunk provoking… To me that cements that she has no idea about the farms, but also, what a bizarre fruit to compare your boobs to. You could pick one that’s not covered in hair…

 

[slungus22]

wow.. they're very... jiggly...

 

[Artificial Baits]

wow.. they're very... jiggly...
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Nothing says confident body positive queen than smoothing and slimming filters

 

[Amberglow]

Anna is one of the most dangerous mega-fats out there in the universe because her life is completely unrealistic. Most mega-fats are poverty to lower middle class with few resources to charge their lives. They aren’t going to be offered surgery and treatments like GLP-1 are beyond their reach financially.

 

[Barbarella]

Anna has mentioned brain fog in two videos now. Is this another lead up to a new disease?

Her nails have only been those two colors for all the videos she’s put out for months. It’s taken weeks to do a few shorts and one semi-long haul.