Stellar Blade / Project Eve Thread - aka Stellar Ass

[Celebrate Nite]

and for fucks sake stop gooning to video game tits

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

If most real life women [and men] weren't visually boner killers, it wouldn't have been necessary to look at visually superior female game bodies.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

thats the problem with culture war horshit. it drowns actual debate. stellar blade is mid as fuck, shift up sold their base to sony and for fucks sake stop gooning to video game tits. that bearded faggot is totally a pedo

Stellar Blade may be mid in the grand scheme of things but that's only thanks to great retro games to compare it to. It's actually one of the best games to come out in the last decade, especially if you narrow that down to AAA.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

thats the problem with culture war horshit. it drowns actual debate. stellar blade is mid as fuck, shift up sold their base to sony and for fucks sake stop gooning to video game tits. that bearded faggot is totally a pedo

Would you rather we goon to the kinds of tragicomic wastes of XX chromosomes that this site has documented?

 

[Hemorrhoy Rogers]

PC demo just dropped today on Steam. Runs like a dream since it's not held back by UE5.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

PC demo just dropped today on Steam. Runs like a dream since it's not held back by UE5.

I am ignorant on this matter, remind me what engine it does run on?

 

[Chapalapachapa]

It's actually one of the best games to come out in the last decade, especially if you narrow that down to AAA.

motherfucker in the last 2 years you have atomic heart, robocop, clair obscur and now that avalon game. dont pay or play AAA gooner slop

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

motherfucker in the last 2 years you have atomic heart, robocop, clair obscur and now that avalon game. dont pay or play AAA gooner slop

I'm not into fps, but Clair Obscur looks good. Never heard of Avalon. Even so, I didn't say it was the only good, recent AAA game.

And it's not a gooner game just because it doesn't have an ugly main character bro, wake the fuck up. By your logic Metroid is a gooner game too. There's some slutty optional costumes, who gives a shit, the core game itself isn't really sexual.

Edit: Looked up Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon, it's even more questionably AAA than the other 3 "AAA" games you cited. I'm not counting that.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

motherfucker in the last 2 years you have atomic heart, robocop, clair obscur and now that avalon game. dont pay or play AAA gooner slop

Hey, you ever think that if people want your advice they'll ask you first? You're sounding like an autistic broken record and can't be bothered to explain why you're shitting on the walls in this thread.

 

[Hemorrhoy Rogers]

I am ignorant on this matter, remind me what engine it does run on?

UE4. I haven't tried testing it out on my Steam Deck yet but it apparently runs okay if you know what settings to tweak.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

UE4. I haven't tried testing it out on my Steam Deck yet but it apparently runs okay if you know what settings to tweak.

Got it.

I remember being cautiously interested in UE5 when it was first announced but man, it's apparently turned out REALLY divisive.

 

[Hemorrhoy Rogers]

Got it.

I remember being cautiously interested in UE5 when it was first announced but man, it's apparently turned out REALLY divisive.

I think part of the problem is developers now keep using AI upscaling as a crutch instead of optimizing their shit. Shift Up's a really new studio so they probably figured it was best to work with an older engine. You can use upscaling in this PC port, but I managed to run the demo fine without it.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Stellar Blade may be mid in the grand scheme of things but that's only thanks to great retro games to compare it to. It's actually one of the best games to come out in the last decade, especially if you narrow that down to AAA.

I'm pro-Stellar Ass, but what? Doom Eternal came out this decade.

PC demo just dropped today on Steam. Runs like a dream since it's not held back by UE5.

If there's no Sony fuckery, I might get it at some point. Been wanting to play this since it was Project Eve and the only people who cared about it were Nier/Drakengard fans.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm pro-Stellar Ass, but what? Doom Eternal came out this decade.

Yeah, I'm really not an fps guy. I hear that one is divisive anyway though.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Yeah, I'm really not an fps guy. I hear that one is divisive anyway though.

To be fair, the bar isn't very high. The only other contender for best AAA game this decade is Cyberpunk 2077, which was a trashfire at launch.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

I'm pro-Stellar Ass, but what? Doom Eternal came out this decade.

If there's no Sony fuckery, I might get it at some point. Been wanting to play this since it was Project Eve and the only people who cared about it were Nier/Drakengard fans.

He didn't say THE best, he said ONE of the best.

 

[The tired cat]

So, can anyone explain why should I care for this game? Like, aside from the typical gooner shit, it sounds like a Korean knock off Nier Automata. Sooo...why blow 60$ on this game, when you can get Nier for cheaper and stuff it full of mods ya want.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

So, can anyone explain why should I care for this game? Like, aside from the typical gooner shit, it sounds like a Korean knock off Nier Automata. Sooo...why blow 60$ on this game, when you can get Nier for cheaper and stuff it full of mods ya want.

It's like asking why you'd get Donkey Kong Country when you have Super Mario World or King of Fighters when you have Street Fighter. Do you like games that are similar to each other? Then there you go. If not, well, enjoy your tiny library of highly unique games, I guess.

 

[The tired cat]

It's like asking why you'd get Donkey Kong Country when you have Super Mario World or King of Fighters when you have Street Fighter. Do you like games that are similar to each other? Then there you go. If not, well, enjoy your tiny library of highly unique games, I guess.

Problem is, least Donkey Kong and King of Fighters did a few things different. Stellar Blade IS just a Korean knock off off Nier Automata and doesn't really do anything new, same concept, same world set up and so forth. So, like gypsies, the Koreans steal everyones shit and somehow make it worse looking.

 

[Bonedome]

>Doesn't play the games.
>Says they're the same.

You're completely right, retard.